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 Author has written 5 stories for South Park. hi, my name is bones, i'm a freelance author and a hobbyist digital artist. i'm primarily on my tumblr and i only use fanfiction.net to post works that i'm not brave enough to post onto my tumblr. with that being said, if followed in both places, i would like to keep tumblr and f.f.net separate! i'm transgender and i identify as genderfluid. my pronouns are he/him. things i might write about: south park ((not often)) DTMG (dude, thats my ghost) ((maybe some in the future?)) FNAF (five nights at freddies) ((most fics of this require a college course of explanation)) other shtjdkni'm open to roleplaying anything listed there, if anyone wants to. it might take me a while to get to you but i don't think i'll neglect this account too much longer! i'm really trying to get myself back into a consistent routine with me and my writing. i do writing (and art) requests and i'm willing to do collaborations for either hobbies. i'm gay, also, so most of my ships are GOING to be homosexual. sorry if that's not really your thing. if you wanna talk about ships hit me up we'll chat!! have a wonderful day. you can also reach me: my tumblr: gooolies.tumblr.com (quickest way to get me, can be NSFW, lots of swearing) |
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-Message Received- by letusin reviews
Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Butters' Guide on How to Wake Your Permanent Roommate by rensrenegade reviews
Butters had come up with an idea, with the help of Kyle who did the same with Stan, to wake Kenny when his late sleeping wore thin on his nerves. It was a little wrong but a little more hilarious and it worked every time. Kyle called it "Mission Impossible: Kill the Foghorn" but Butters came up with a simpler name for him and Kenny: "Ways to Wake Your Permanent Room-Mate".
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,401 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] - Complete
Stan's Gift by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sniffles by MetrionZinthos reviews
Pip has the sniffles. Damien is annoyed. A bit of Dip ;D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Pip P., Damien
Only You by Pocketface reviews
A story illustrating just how clueless Butters is. Kenny/Butters; Stan/Kyle; onesided Butters/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
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Painting Flowers reviews
"I don't think we should be friends. It isn't that safe." "Since when did you care about safety?" First Dip story, criticism accepted. Please leave a review, it'll be much appreciated. Bad at summaries, story is better. (some sexual themes)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Pip P., Damien
(Para)Normal Activity reviews
As kids, we just thought everyone accidentally sent things into another dimension, broke their alarm clocks when they woke up, saw the future and died repeatedly. We just thought that was how it was. ((au where the boys all have powers)) ((slash, contains bunny, style, creek and candy)) ((trans wendy / wendyll))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Wine and Cake reviews
Never in my life have I wanted, or expected, you to be the one who comes to my aid with open arms. But I'm glad you did. ((one-shot)) ((candy/cartmanxwendy)) ((t for swearing))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Fire
Stan Marsh didn't have to think twice when he joined the game that would define his football career. He didn't anticipate one bad tackle throwing it all off. ((one-shot)) ((possible style smut, depends on how you see it)) ((listen to Gavin DeGraw's "Fire" while reading please!))
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Stan M. - Complete
Recount the Night that I First Met Your Mother ((one-shot)) reviews
Meeting your significant other's parents is always difficult. It's...always this difficult, right? ((T for safety?)) ((bebe x clyde))
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Bebe S., Clyde D. - Complete