Well lets see what is there to tell about me...

I'm no longer a Senior in High School but now I am a high school graduate and currently in college.

I'm a die hard RPG fan (Mass Effect 1-2, Dragon Age Origins at the top of my list but Skyrim might get up there)

I love Halo, I think it is the greatest FPS there is.

I'm a fan of any game made by Blizzard and Bioware.

I enjoy playing basketball, and baseball with my friends but I'm still a geek at heart.

I love playing my Xbox 360 but I still play my PS3 every now and then.

I love mudding with my 4-wheeler, and hunting for deer and turkey.

I live in the country (It sucks here, nothing to do), and I live on a farm, I tend to several heads of cattle and crops.

I enjoy the hell out of horror movies.

My Two Favorite games are Halo Reach and Mass Effect 2.

Characters of Parallel Dimension (Current)

Brent

Status: Deceased

Height: 6'2

Ethnicity: White

Hair Color: Light Brown

Eye Color: Aqua

Age: 18 (19 since death)

Skills: Skilled Fighter

Problems: Pushes himself too much

Joseph

Status: Living

Height: 5'8

Ethnicity: Native American

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Brown

Age: 18

Skills: Proficient at manipulating Tech

Problems: None worth noting

Jesse

Status: Living

Height: 5'10

Ethnicity: White

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Age: 19

Skills: Creating Explosives and Fast Learner

Problems: Anger and Trust Issues

Training: Prier to the events of Parallel Dimension

Brent- Has been trained by numerous family generations of Marines. By his Granddad who fought in Korea, his father who served during Vietnam, his brother and his friend who have trained Green Berets, Navy Seals, and other Special Forces soldiers in hand-to-hand and close quarters combat. Brent himself has received training from all these people in close quarters combat, hand-to-hand combat, and self defense since he was eight.

Joseph- Trained by his father, who was in the army, in hand-to-hand combat, and has received training in Brazilian Jujitsu, and Judo. Joseph has trained to be in the military since he was seven.

Jesse- Has participated in numerous shooting teams, hunts, and is a decent marksman for his age. He has received limited training from some military friends on how to shoot. Has an understanding of explosives and a greater understanding of human anatomy. He has been training for the military since age ten.

Training: During the events of Parallel Dimension (So far)

Brent- None

Joseph- Has received some pointers by Tali and has been tutored by Liara to better control his biotics.

Jesse-Received some hand to hand combat training by Ashley, and has been trained by Garrus for months making him even more skilled with a gun. Thanks to his ability to learn something quickly he has learned what Garrus has taught him with little trouble.

Rewrite of A Parallel Dimension:

Chapter 1: Complete

Chapter 2: Complete

Chapter 3: Complete

Chapter 4: Complete

Chapter 5: In progress

Chapter 6: Incomplete

Chapter 7: Incomplete

Other Chapter may occur based on reviews...

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

*Edit 11/9/12* I have been working on a rewrite of the early chapters so I'm letting those of you who follow me know that they will be rewritten a little. Chapters 1-3 have been completed but will be uploaded when I get to 6 or 7.