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Codenames : Shirley Shrine & Dr. Salt

Age : 13
-- Mental Age: 4

Update Frequency : ...Uhh, skip this one.

Top Secret Mission : To conquer Fanfiction.net with our incredible (don't cough) ability to write, causing to strike fear into everyone's hearts when our penname is mentioned.

Engaging into Step One: Becoming a Site-Famous Writer

When the computer crashes and all your hopes at life are dashed, you are given two choices: to find a new life, or to mourn and cry. Why are we telling you this? We honestly have no idea. Enjoy your pudding!