Molly and Sherlock find themselves locked in a government interrogation room and forced to 'work' out their differences. Fun part... Mycroft, Greg, Anthea, John and Mary are all on the other side of a two way mirror watching the whole thing. Come on, let's see how this goes! Rating for a bit of language. -one shot-

aka "Why Sherlock Can Never Remember Lestrade's First Name"

In which John and Greg get drunk and accidentally kiss, and end up with the men they love as a result. Pretty much pure fluff, spawned by a conversation about how Mystrade needs more love. I OWN NOTHING.

John and Sherlock happen upon a scene in Lestrade's office and a few extra deductions are made. Mystrade and Johnlock. Rated T for language

Sherlock breaks into Mycroft's house in the middle of the night and is greeted by Lestrade. Madness ensues.

Lestrade and Mycroft have a date. Mycroft cancels. John joins and Lestrade orders everything off the menu in spite. Lots of fancy wine included. Drunken hilarity commences A/N- Established relationship for Lestrade/Mycroft and John/Sherlock.

Sherlock walks in on Mycroft and Lestrade. Sherlock is mentally scarred. John is there to help. Johnlock, hints of Mystrade, T for romance-y stuff.

Greg doesn't know why he keeps saying 'yes' to the Holmes brothers. Especially now that he's now pretending to be Mycroft's new husband. And since when did Mycroft Holmes know how to waltz? SLASH Mystrade

"What you need brother is a date" Sherlock snarled over the police tape "I'll do it" Lestrade muttered looking down at his shoes "Of course, your ex wife took full custody of your child" Sherlock muttered "Jesus Sherlock you need to be sensitive about stuff like that" John snapped Mycroft/Lestrade slash

The first time Mycroft heard the music, he thought he was dreaming. The second time, he was mostly asleep in bed. When this becomes a pattern, it leads to some interesting discoveries, and even more importantly, a question.

Mycroft Holmes has become rather too accustomed to not sleeping, not eating and constantly worrying about his little brother. He's also rather used to lying. Most people can't tell when he's being untruthful, but then again, DI Lestrade isn't most people.

It's cold. It's midnight. And Greg Lestrade is standing below Mycroft Holmes' balcony. Teen!Mystrade. No warnings.

Greg wakes up at 3:47am to find that his boyfriend's a bit busy with work. Greg's quite happy to sit back and watch, and Mycroft's fine as long as Greg's there.

Pure Mystrade fluff. Established relationship.

Posted for a fill at the kink meme. Lestrade goes MIA for a few hours, and Mycroft sets all the power of the British Government on lookout, fearing the worst. Mycroft/Lestrade.

When Lestrade was a police sergeant he talked a young man out of jumping off Tower Bridge. That man was Mycroft Holmes.

Natalie Lestrade knows her soon-to-be ex-husband is hurting, knows it's partly her fault. When she meets the obviously interested Mycroft Holmes, she decides that she owes it to Greg to play matchmaker. He deserves to be happy. Mystrade.

"I might've told them your dad was the Umbrella Assassin." Lestrade said with a theatrical grimace, then he carefully deadpanned, lowering his gaze to the dead man at his feet. "I'm just hoping I haven't actually told them anything useful."

Mycroft Holmes has just gotten engaged. And as a result, he is a little distracted. Mystrade fluff, nothing explicit.

Mycroft had never expected to find himself in a situation like this. Late hour, dark street and a wounded man with his head in Mycroft's lap. Mycroft/Lestrade. No character death.

Who knew that group psychotherapy could be so effective and entertaining? Then again, how could it not with Mycroft Holmes and DI Lestrade...

"Sherlock jokes about you being the Queen of England and Moriarty fantasizes about me being a king in some fairytale. I think the Universe is conspiring against us." Random Mystrade moment and bonus Lestrade threatening Moriarty.

...is impossible. As Lestrade will find out. Good thing Lestrade doesn't actually want to break up anyway. Mystrade.

Lestrade blinked slowly, sluggishly, his head hurt and it was hot, like the building was on fire. Fire. Oh God, what did Moriarty blow up this time? Mystrade.

Eliminating boredom, taunting Sherlock, solving crime, and waiting for Lestrade to return home like only Mycroft could. ...And a little bonus for getting Lestrade to giggle at a crime scene.

Lestrade allowed himself the time to take in the nice suit, the condescending expression, the umbrella the man was leaning on with practiced calm. Whoever he was, he seemed quite certain that he had chosen the right person to answer his question.

Post Hounds of Baskerville. Lestrade doesn't always do what Mycroft Holmes tells him to. Angered by being sent into Dartmoor without any information, an irate inspector confronts the older Holmes. Unexpected feelings lead to their logical conclusions.

" He briefly wondered if he could reasonably call off 'on account of kidnapping and sedation'..." -Mycroft's 'interview' techniques have not evolved much over the years; Lestrade's first meeting with 'big brother'.-

There was an annoyed Sherlock, a suspicious Mycroft Holmes and an inconspicuous DI Lestrade. All in all it was the day when John Watson regretted his insistence to find out the truth. Lestrade/Mycroft

Mycroft creeps on Lestrade, which is sort of the same thing as flirting. Implied Sherlock/John as well.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.