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rawr im kitty lol well my name is haley im 13 but my mental age is 3and i love and am addicted to harry potter and twilight crossover fic's lol any way ya so hmm ok I'm just a reader sorry buy maybe ma sis can help me with a story so ya add more later i tired bye bye mew

ok i hate these but i thought this one was cool lolz _

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

life is all just a musical :

Opening Credits-Walk away by kelly clarkson

Waking Up-love drunk by boys like girls

First Day of School-side of a bullet by nickleback

Falling in Love-our song by Taylor swift

Fight Song-Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

Breaking Up-picture to burn by Taylor swift

Prom-emergency by paramore

Life is just...OK-teardrops on my guitar by Taylor swift

Mental Breakdown-funhouse by pink

Driving-the city is at war by cobra starship

Flashback-the sharpest lives by my chemical romance

Getting Back Together-all i ever wanted by bass hunter

Birth of Child-that's not my name by the ting things

Wedding-its time to dance by panic at the disco

Final Battle-the logical song by rave allstars

Death Scene-wine red by the hush sound

Funeral Song-already gone by Kelly clarkson

End Credits-i gotta fealing by black eyed peas

Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.5. When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile.
Thanks for looking at my profile! :) Bye!

wanna play a game OK here :

blue

red

yellow

black

white

ok those colors up there are needed for the next five questions ok good luck

1.if i hit you and leave a bruse what color(s) will it be?

2.what two colors of a pie am i thinking of?

3.what color is the sun?

4.what color is the sun at night?

5.whats my favorite color(s)?

(6 bonus skip every other letter example: bjehdmruogosm bedroom). lsodoek dfobwan fnovr tvhme ainesawietrgs

answer's

1. black and blue(duhhh)

2. cherry(red)& blueberry(blue)

3. yellow

4. white

5. black,blue,and red

thanks for playing have a great day _ _~ ~~nya~~shhfanficreader(aka kitty)~~nya~~

my friggen dream car(s):

:my ferrari

:my lamborghini

:you know that this is dummy!

:meh jeep

: (i dun wanna tell you what the car's are any more so this is the last one) Toyota Celica

ok so yea thats all ima post now ill put more up later lolz

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, shhfanficreader,

DOES YOUR NAME FIT!?
A: Cute
B: Loves Poeple
C: Good Kisser
D: Makes poeple laugh.
E: Has gorgeous eyes.
F: Poeple wild and crazy adore you.
G: Very outgoing.
H: Easy to fall in love with.
I: Loves to smile and laugh.
J: Is really sweet.
K: Really silly.
L: Smile to die for.
M: Makes dating fun.
N: Can kick the shit out of you. XD
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend.
S: Random
T: Verry good kisser.
U: Is verry sexual.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very Brod minded.
X: Never let People tell u what to do.
Y: Is loved by everyone.
Z: Can be funny but dumb sometimes

K: Really silly

S: Random

N: Can kick the shitt out of you XD

Z: Can be funny but dumb sometimes

G: Very outgoing

lolz

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Newmoon!!

How long did it take you to read the books?

all of them two and a half the half was the bigest book lolz breaking dawn

Who introduced you to the books?

my mom lolz

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

i stole them from my mom she isnt getem em back

Who is your favorite character?

i have three jacob

Who's your favorite vampire?

well alice

Who is your favorite werewolf?

...quil,jacob,anddrumroll...SETH!!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

dose my being half naked bother you?

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

first kiss

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

umm when there riding there bike's

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

barbie bella in twilight for prom

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Vicoria's death battle! THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD AT LAST!

Which book cover was your favorite?

Newmoon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

hell fucking yea!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipce

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

is jasper an option?

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

bella

Bella or Jacob?

jacob(hello warm and fuzy doggy here durr)

Bella or Alice?

alice

Alice or Jacob?

alice (sorry jake)

Rosalie or Alice?

alli (rose can ba a bitch)

Jasper or Alice?

jazzy!! SUPERFLYINGTACKLEGLOMPOFLOVE

Jasper or Edward?

GO UP ONE

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme

Emmett or Jasper?

are you stupid itll always be jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

both the unstoppabl twosome

Bella or Rosalie?

rose bella sucks

Esme or Charlie?

esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

billy

Jacob or Sam?

jacob (sam's an ass poor leah)

Sam or Quil?

quil

Quil or Embry?

quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

vick

Werewolves or Vampires?

werewolves ftfw!!

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of ting the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

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Bella Cullen or Bella Volturi by mushroom-snsd reviews
Rosalie and Emmett have baby Bella! What happens when the Volturi kidnaps Bella? They never planned on adopting Bella. The Volturi hosts a Ball to welcome Bella into the family. Will the Cullens recognized Bella? *Full Summary inside* BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Skater turned Diva by Princess Seth reviews
Alice is a skater chick who would go skateboarding rather than shopping. But what happens when the new guy in town sweeps her off her feet? How much will she change for him? All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Start of The Volturi: Isabella Volturi by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Have you ever thought about who turned the Volturi? Well what if it was Bella? But Bella is not like everyother vampire. No she is an immortal child with powers like no other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella
Only Slytherin by SarcasticTraitor reviews
At Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you can like your crush without being worrying about being laughed by, pummelled or killed, right? So Alice thinks. The only problem is that her boyfriend is a Slytherin. Merry Christmas, Guys!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,179 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Alice
Bella with the Volturi by CullenCrazy360 reviews
What if the wolves were late... Laurent bit Bella and Edward never came back. The Volturi found her bleeding... 50 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett Annoying everyone! by It's a Wolf Thinga reviews
Emmett makes a new playlist on Edward's Ipod. I'm finally done with this story but I will make a new story with Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 18,109 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Emmett Cullen's Diary by It's a Wolf Thinga reviews
Ways to annoy Edward Cullen and Bella Swan if your Emmett Cullen!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Queen Bees and Wannabes by Ame-chan94 reviews
Hermione Granger wants to be popular. Some people may think that this is impossible, but with just the right help from Pansy... Draco x Hermione :: More pairings are revealed as the story proceeds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Missing You by dot823 reviews
Bella got over Edward when he left. She became friends with then fell in love with Jacob, then marrying him and having a child. When Jacob imprints on their baby, her whole life will change, causing her to rethink everything since she turned eighteen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella - Complete
Fort Alice by LethalxLilly reviews
Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Alice
Cinerella by blood-stained love story reviews
This story is for Charlie, Bella's dad. I think he deserves a little love from the fans of Twilight. It was inspired by the song Cinderella by Steven Curtis Chapman.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete