This is a joint account of Shayrazor and The Ninja Pimp (please don't ask)...

One day at lunch, Shayrazor went up to The Ninja Pimp and said, "Hey! I've got an idea for a fanfiction." And she told The Ninja Pimp her idea. The Ninja Pimp was intrigued. And so, that is how this account came into being and stuff. Well, actually Shayrazor made it, but she's cool with getting little credit.

The Ninja Pimp is fabulous so it's OK.

We should probably make it known that we are both female...possibly. We both like Kingdom Hearts and Terry Prachett. And we both think that KAT-TUN is incredibly sexy. We might also be turning into the same person sometime in the near future. We complete each other's thoughts and shit.

ON OUR FABULOUS FANFICTION:

We have challenged ourselves to make you think. Entertain you without making you stupid, as it were. Our goal is to make a lighthearted fanfiction without it being crack or silly. With very few popular pairings and no drama. As lulzy as it may be. There will be pimping and prostitution involved in some way, but it won't go over a M rating (No NC-17). Not everyone will be gay for each other either. Many random people will be related for no apparent reason. It won't even have something to do with the plot. We just feel like it. We're not even sure where the plot is going anyway.

NEVER WILL WE EVER...

-Make a Mary Sue (unless it is for lulzy killing purposes)

-Write a lemon for the sake of writing a lemon

-Rape

-Abusive parents

-Get overly poetic about a voice or looks (I'm looking at you Twilight)

-"Raven locks cascaded"...'Nuff said

-Make people cheat on each other

-Talk about the fight club

-Make anybody a sissy

-Use random Japanese words (OMG so kawaii!)

-Make Leon cry (He's a manly man)

-Describe someone as Tall, dark, and handsome

-Mpreg