AU — "It's only every other day that you find someone dying in an alleyway; and never an Irken, Gaz," Dib scowled, pointing at the tiny, green alien curled up on the couch.

Nice title, eh? Randomness, humor, and crazyness will ensue. *-*

On the day of the Vogon attack, Arthur wasn't the only human who escaped. This is the story of Sofia, set alongside the 1st book but not telling Arthur's story. Not much to do with original characters I'm afraidn, but hopefully there's some of the humour.