Name: I don't give my name to strangers. I'm a good boy.

Race: African American

Religion: Agnostic. Don't give me any of that bible crap or that koran crap or that eight testaments crap or any holy crap

Favorite shows: Spongebob before season 5, Danny Phantom's okay, Jimmy Neutron and almost everything that comes on cartoon network.

Least favorite: CAMP FUCKING LAZLO! (The worst show on the planet.), Out of Jimmy's head (It's called CARTOON NETWORK!) Any thing that use to be on kids WB, that new George of the Jungle shit and everything on Nickelodeon I didn't mention.

Favorite hobbie: playing games, playing guitar and of course writing stories.

Favorite video game: SUPER...SMAAAAASH BROTHERRRRRRRS! (all games even though brawl is delayed...again.)

Most hated game ever: HALO! I could make a whole novel based on my unrelenting hatred for this game, but I know many people like this piece of shit and I prefer to keep possible fans of my stories.

Favorite Genre: Action Adventure and humor. I can't write anything else really.

One more thing, if you review my story on something you didn't like, please make an educated stament as to why you didn't like a or b.

Also for those who read my Nega-Goku story, sorry about cutting out on it right at the end. I just lost the urge to finish it after a while but I promise I will.

Update

Recently I've seen people make joke tiers of there favorite players, Even though Tiers are for queers I decided to post my own here. I shall also give my reasoning for each person and talk about good and bad things for each of them. Again this is only for fun and don't let it change your look on your fav character. it's a matter of preference and these are just my thoughts. And I'm just an internet guy...seriously don't spam me okay.

let's start bottom up

bottom tier:

Jigglypuff. This should be for obvious reasons but many people seem to like it. I put it low because most of it's standard attacks are lethargic enough to be easily avoided (including the final smash). And of course it dies by pretty much anything. Also it's rest was powered down. Good things? Well... I guess it's floating abillity is good but thats about it. For those who can play as jigglypuff I salute you.

G&W. The only thing this guy has going for him is his unpredictabillity. besides that, his standard attacks are delayed (so that makes the unpredictablilty not even matter =\). His special attacks are unique I guess. his side special again is delayed. His up b still brings him high and now he has an optional parachute (that I like. nice add _). his down b is only good for collecting the projectiles. When you try to spill it on people it usually misses and you only get one shot. Also while you use it your vulnerable. his final smash sucks. Again, it rarely ever hits people unless one person is pushed into it. It moves just waaaaay too slow. It's not even that powerful =\

Donkey Kong. If you ask me, the worst character in the game and I am not kidding. He moves lethargically and all his standard attacks are slow (even slower then bowsers -_-). His special moves suck ass I guess besides the giant punch. that headbutt...very short range and easily escapable. The donkey kong slam on the ground is very fun to do (i'll admit I can do this for hours) but not very convient during a high scale fight. There are too many options to get around it. 1. throw a projectile. 2. jump over him and hit him. 3. counter if you have one. 4. just stop and stare at a mad ape. And the spinning kong just makes him a target returning. His final smash is the worst in the game as well. Again this is fun to do but not very convient. it never knocks any one off unless someone gets pushed of by another player. That makes it help OTHER people. So overall Donkey Kong has too fun moves to do but not much else. He is a fun character but sadly these gay tiers don't like having fun T-T.

Low tier:

Peach. To start things off, she has poor jumping skills (her second jump only reaches two inches up.) I don't know if her floating has improved or not, but in melee it didn't help much because she never even got high enough to reach the stadium. Her parasol however has improved. It actually moves with you instead of falling at it's own pace. Her standard attacks are okay but her special moves suck besides the parasol ( and only in brawl anyway.) the toad spewing spores only works in one direction...downgrade. the turnips just suck who needs them besides to be annoying? the peach bomber was also downgraded to increase it's range. But it's still easy to avoid. If you ask me she has the second worst final smash in the game. She just made it out of the bottom tier.

Ice climbers. The ice climbers have a unique design...but suck as fighters. All of their moves are just plain weak. They can build up an opponents damage meter to high levels but can never knock any one off. There special moves only encourage this. the ice blocks are eguvilent to marios fireballs they don't do much. the spinning hammer is fun to look at but doesn't do much. there glacial palm is cool(no pun intended) but...doesn't do much. They're weaker than pichu was. I guess eating vegetables in the mountains all day doesn't do much for your muscles. and their recovery is just awful. it doesn't work with one person and doesn't work with two. Even if one can make it too the stage the other is surely toast. as for final smashes...its just a show. after the ice block goes away they can take you off the stage, but because they didn't take their vitamins you'll more than likely come back. Again unless another player knocks you off. Overall they're just a pretty ice show with no muscle whats so ever. they're the weakest character in the game and only got in low because... I don't know really?

Toon Link. To me he just honestly doesn't add anything new to the table. there are no definate clones in brawl except him. he just...doesn't have anything unique to him. he gets in low because he has Link's design and thats it. To me he's a waste of a roster.

Middle tier:

Marth. A character I couldn't get in to using. His moves are very quick and hard to avoid, but they're also weak even when hitting with the tip. As a swordsman his jumping skills of course suck hard ass. his special moves are both fun and practical. his guard breaker is a better recovery then dolphin slash if you ask me. it is also of course his strongest move. It also doesn't take that long to charge in brawl. the dolphin slash is just a move nothing to special about it. his sword dance is very fun to do and sometimes you may get killed just for spamming it in a match (guilty of this 8E) And the coup de grace his counter. overall decent character but like the ice climbers very weak. I like characters with at least moderate strength. oh almost forgot final smash is pretty good. But it's also easy to avoid (at least for me) and can end in his death (funny to watch).

Olimar. When I first played I hated him but I've grown to like him and his vegetable men. his special moves of course aren't anything special (no pun intended). They just toss and control your PM. His standard attacks are surprisingly powerful. Of course without PM your practilcally dead but they pack a punch when you got 'em! Also because they're small they can be hard to see in a large scale fight. And each with it's own abillity to boot. His final smash is actually his least appealing feature. Sure it builds up damage and at least when it ends you have the abillity to knock people off (looks at ice climbers) but with a timed dodge or just jumping away it's evaded. But overall pretty good. I actually may move him up to high.

King dedede. Very fun to play as. His standard attacks are plain and simple...slamming stuff with your big ass hammer. He also has great recovery for a giant penquin. his special moves are pretty good. The waddle dee toss is great for surprises and the mecha hammer is a great haymaker...but it rarely hits. In fact thats his main flaw predictabllity. It's what keeps him from high. It's not even him being slow (in fact hes quite fast) it's just his attacks are slow. his final smash again suffers from what I call "stabbing but not killing" it's great for boosting damage but never knocks anyone off. I just realized that a lot of FS are like that. But I digress, overall your a good character king dedede (lol charlie brown).

Pit. I HATE PIT PLAYERS! They always spam his special techniques. but as a character himself, not too bad. Of course the thing that stands out about him is his recovery. Like the angel he is (demon more like it) he'll come back from anything you toss at him. If your playing stock there is a 70 chance he'll win. But in time not so good. His standard attacks are simple to say the most. his specials aren't much to write home about either. His foward special is good to build up damage... but leaves him open. His mirror shield is the same thing, fresh meat. But those damn arrows are the exact opposite. They keep you at a distance (albeit poorly, easy to pass). His best move are those wings of icarus. Overall a character that isn't too special besides recovery. In fact I originally wanted to put him in low tier (and I still may) but decided what the hell. He's lucky.

ROB. He's okay but nothing too special. His standard attacks are powerful and quick but nothing to big or amazing. His specials however are. that laser is the ultimate projectile. It blast straight through everyone and is hard to predict. His recovery technique is also really good but his gyro tops aren't. they just plain suck like ice climbers ice blocks and the mario bros fire balls. His side special is fun to do. his final smash is...odd but decent. the problem is that if you could dodge him before then you could dodge him now. it also rarely knocks anyone off because there are usually too many targets to hit and he doesn't increse speed or size or anything. I actually find his a lazily made FS.

Pikachu: Very annoying but decent player. its standard attacks are very quick but not really powerful unless charged...leaving it open when trying to knock someone off. it's specials are excellent though (besides the what I like to call "paddle ball toss" special.) his side special is great and improved from melee. up special is a flawless recovery technique. and thunder doesn't need to be introduced. Overall decent.

I'll continue this list some other time, I'm bored right now until then happy smashing.