What Rick and Kate get up to behind closed doors in nobody's business but theirs. They have a system, and it works for them, oh boy does it ever.

This is just a collection of my smut-tweets and any other sort of drabbles I feel the need to post here. There is no thread between these one shots, except that they are B&B and rated M. When the going gets tough, the tough get smutty, right?

Agent Tony Dinozzo's world is torn apart when he is forced against his will to do something incomprehensible...WARNING! Story contains *rape*. RE-VAMPED and REPOSTED.

After Morgan gets shot, Garcia offers to be his personal attendant. But how personal will things get? Spoilers for "Perennials". I don't own a thing.

Paris 1891: Bella is a popular stage vocalist and theatre owner. She's also a very powerful vampire. Edward is a piano teacher who attends one of her performances and captures her attention. Together they explore the Bohemian Revolution and each other.

Not the greatest, but it's a lemon and the title is changed

A different take on the events of 'The Don't in the Do'. What if Brennan was more upset than she seemed? How would Booth help her feel better? Rated M.

A brief morning interlude at the loft, and a surprise visitor. Established Caskett. Smut warning.

New York 1892: Bella and her fiancé, Edward, move to America only to discover that the city they chose as their new home is governed by someone from her past. He needs Bella's help and he won't take 'no' for an answer. Sequel to Bella Voce.

One-Shot / Lord and Lady Rahl host a dinner party that turns into something more.

Richard and Kahlan are separated from their companions by a rockslide. Rated M for safety.

Smut. Arizona has a wild side. Elements of bdsm. Two chapters.

** SPOILERISH** Based on the promo pics from 8x06. This is my take on how Callie addresses certain issues.

The NYPD and the FDNY are having their annual charity softball game and Lindsay wants Danny to play. Will she finally get a chance to see him play the game he loves? More importantly, will she finally get to see him in his uniform? M for eventual smut.

"Much more fun on a commercial airliner…" ... Read And find Out. One-shot. Smutted to the Max! Re-Uploaded

When Penelope loses herself to Derek in a bet, she has to pay up. But she's made up her mind: she absolutely will NOT enjoy herself...or will she?

A saucy lil' story about Dominate Edward and a 7 day slave training experience for submissive Bella. Spanking and mature sex scenes so not for children. Who knows what master Edward can inflict on poor Bella BDSM, SPANKING, DOM!SUB, TORTURE

Okay. This story is written from the promo of 6x22, but not from the actually episode, as I finnished it before watching the episode. Tjis story deals with B&B's night together in his appartment. Warning Smut.

Death threats, test results being waited on, Broadsky aiming for B&B. Will Jacob get to them before they hunt him down? Will B&B's intimate relationship thrive? TTFN Have a great summer! XX

B&B make honest headway in their relationship, but is everything as it seems? A fluff strewn sexy two part drama/season ender. Pure indulgence on my part & the last from me for a while. A pitcher of Long Island ice tea to slurp with this might be good.

Set bout a week after 7:19. Mark finally convinces the women to let him have Sofia for the weekend. Sexy time ensues.

A request was sent to me wanting nothing but pure, good ole smut. This is the result. Callie has a request. Arizona does her best to acquiesce.

Arizona gets thrown through the windshield instead of Callie

Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!

A short and spicy take on what happens just before and after Penelope shows up to tempt Derek with the popcorn in the 6 X 16 episode, "Coda." As usual, I don't own a thing.

Tags to Bounce, slight spoilers - “The Guy did look a lot like you, was a little more fit though.” The words are stuck in his mind, and he doesn’t know exactly how he is supposed to take such words. Ziva helps him to figure it out.

Bellas has awakened. She experiences an unusual reaction which even Edward has never heard mentioned. How long will she have to endure it? Will Edward even help with a resolution?

A Parker & Bones heavy story. Little angsty, little sexy, a tad fluffy with just a sniff of Hannah in passing. Some giggles along the way too. Health warning: Take plenty of vitamin C before embarking on this read. Minor spoilers.

How would Tony's life have been different if he had an 8 year old daughter? Well, she would have made him admit his feelings for Ziva for starters!

She's about to get a taste of angry, lustful Booth, and she's going to get it hard...Chapter 2 just added, Brennan gets her revenge

A bit of smutty Christmas fluff because the East Coast got slammed with snow and I was bored. And Parker's tossed in because I think he's always a cute addition. :

B&B romance, fun and frolics. Reloaded.

BB- Post 4x09, Rated M! My take on Season 4 of Bones. Booth's tumor/surgery, the Gravedigger.. and much more. Spoilers included for those who haven't seen the season yet. They helped each other evolve, the heart and brain become one.

Birthday fic for Faith4000 3 Morgan walks in Garcia's office just as she takes a phonecall with very good news which concerns him too. Mostly just SMUT, read at your own discretion. ONESHOT.

Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.

What happens when Penelope catches Derek playing with something he shouldn't be? My sub. to the "hand in the cookie jar" smut club challenge.

Derek's laid up with an injury and gets a visit from his favorite person.

Garcia follows Morgan on a night out, and learns a lot more than she anticipated. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing.

Penelope attends a bachelorette party with the IT girls and comes to some conclusions that change her life and the life of her best friend. Silly little romp. I don't own a thing.

The way that they need each other changes in the course of a single night. Please take note of the M-rating.

Morgan and Garcia. They share a room during a case.

My take on how things should have worked out post 100th episode.

For them, heaven on earth came in the form of a baby girl...just a story of pure fluff about Calleigh & Eric getting together & having a child. WARNING: ALL FLUFF! LITTLE TO NO DRAMA! Could have many chapters, I haven't decided yet! ON HAITUS

Morgan and Garcia. Derek decides to break his own rules for a good cause.

Morgan and Garcia. Holding things inside too long can make a person explode.

What seemed like a man stood up. Both of his wrists were chained and he was wearing loose black pants. His chest was bare and his eyes were as black as the night. His hair was the color of fire and his expression was dark. ExB

JJ has had enough of Emily's attitude and decides to take matters into her own hands. Femslash - Explicit sexual situations. NC-17 M

One-shot taking place at JJ/Emily's first meeting in Season 2 and the days after. There's some angst and bitterness, and of course... where there's two hot women, there quite possibly some sex.

Morgan and Garcia. When a phone call goes too far will it ruin their friendship or finally take everything to the next level?

Derek's turning the big 4-0 and needs a date for the celebration in Chicago. As usual, I don't own a thing.

All he wants is to make his dreams a reality, which isn't difficult with her, but an innocent daydream can lead to such dangerous ideas... Post-7x18 Flight Risk.

Booth loves Bones, but is she ready to take their relationship that far? Lets see. M for Smut.

Derek and Penelope find new ways to have fun in the bedroom and outside the bedroom. Each chapter new toy, ongoing series. M/G Will update every Tuesday.

“I said, Catherine, get out,” Brennan repeated, elaborating this time, and still with her eyes locked on Booth. A B/B, angry Brennan, anti Catherine, hookup fic. You should definitely read if you like yourself some B/B loving.

Calleigh's brother is getting married, and she needs a date ... chapter 11 now posted... Happy Mother's Day everyone

Has Booth recovered from the loss of his cherished Pops? Read with ouzo & meze, wearing shades & bikini, better yet take it on holiday with ya. This part is intended to be the fluffy light from the sad dark. Sorry it's late out. I hope you enjoy.

E/C. Jake comes back, and he wants Calleigh.

Derek's workout takes a turn when Penelope comes down to do laundry. Lemony goodness.

Morgan and Garcia. Being stuck in the middle of a room full of people doesn't cool down their heat.

Booth and Brennan have some early morning fun.

Sequel to I Have to Know. Picks up when Booth and Brennan return to DC to find someone tried to blow up the Jeffersonian while they were getting married. They must figure out what is going on before the worst happens. Smut will abound, I'm sure.

The team is out of state dealing with an incredibly hard and heart-wrenching case. When it's over, Garcia brings a little light back into the team. Derek makes a big decision and takes her home to Chicago. Morgan/Garcia, JJ/Will, Emily/John, & Austin/Reid pairings, but features all team members. Lemony goodness.

One wrong comment starts a naughty little game between Pen and Derek. Please R&R Thank you, co-authored with Faith4000

Morgan and Garcia. Set during Lo-Fi. Derek asks Penelope if they can fix things between them.

Curious how you can know a guy for years and still find out something about him that's utterly... fascinating. Written from a prompt for Kink in the Bones- there's yer warning. Rated M for good reasons.

It's Derek's birthday but the temporary unit cheif isn't having a happy birthday, but his wife is going to take care of that. M/G

The way I think that B/B and TPTB should get rid of a big pink elephant skeleton in the room:The Line; B/B banter and lovemaking with a smidgen of Hodgela; 10th in my 2010 SSS Project

Based on shipperatheart's prompt "surviving hypothermia sex" at LJ's KinkInTheBones.

Just another way I could see the night at the museum turning out. Tessa, you were the inspiration for this one. It will be a two or three shot and rated M for a reason.

This is my take on how Tony and Ziva could become a couple. Warning: This will be mostly fluff with some smut thrown in to keep it exciting.

Tony tells Ziva he loves her, but she needs time. Something tragic happens and the world around them starts to crumble. Tiva. Angst. Tony being hurt, a lot. Graphic violence and language. Far from my best, but I'm hurting right now.

Tony explains to McGee why he is wrong when he talks about his relationship with Ziva.

This one-shot is a collection of the "missing" Calleigh & Eric scenes that I would've liked to see in episode 8.16: "L.A." Mostly E/C fluff, of course. Rated M for steamy content and soft adult language.

Pen finds revealing pictures of Derek. Derek is relieved to finally have a way to make things change. Smut!

All Supervisory Special Agents of the FBI have a personnel file with certain things on it. Penelope Morgan is changing her husband's file to what she thinks should be on it. one shot only.

Garcia gets a nice surprise when she goes to visit Morgan.

Four days before their wedding, Penelope gives Derek a surprise wedding gift.

SPOILERS FOR 8x20! My thoughts on what should happen in that epi...plz read! Summary sucks! :D

Re-write to season three finally Lo-Fi and season four opener Mayhem. A lot of things will be different some things the same but hope you enjoy M/G as always.

Jane convinces Lisbon to take the trip to Ireland to find out what his family is hiding. Sequel to 'The Jane Malone' possible Jane/Lisbon....

EC. Spoilers for 8.20. Calleigh gets divine intervention in the form of Tim Speedle when she nearly dies before she has the chance to tell Eric something she wishes she'd told him before.

Agent Dinozzo's father scams the wrong man. When he can't pay up, they try collecting from his most valuable commodity... PG opening-if even that-T or M in later chapters

A rewrite to the episode Penelope in season three. They are in their own happy world and think things are okay however one bullet changes both their worlds. M/G Complete

Callie gets jealous in any deniably sexy way

A continuation of Friends and Lovers. I don’t promise every chapter to be sweetness and light. I do promise the story to be full of B&B love. Limited child abuse but please read it anyway. I think it has been written with sensitivity and love.

TIVA. Post Jack Knife

Booth is required to go back to Tokyo for a few weeks leaving Bones & Parker behind. Lovin' sprinkled throughout, as well as humour, romance and adventures. Enjoy the trip people. This is a long one, take fluids and sustenance regularly.

- "I don't know that we should talk about it here." A one-shot inspired by the final scene between Calleigh & Eric in "IN THE WIND," ep. 8.14 . This is how I would've liked to see their evening unfold and their much-anticipated "talk" turn out.

She just hoped he’d enjoy this last... gift... she had planned...

Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.

Four days without power inspired this story. Morgan and Garcia are snowed in at his place without power. M/G Enjoy

Tony needs Ziva reassurance. TIVA

William Morgan never died trying to stop that robbery, instead he went undercover thinking it would be for six months, it turned into six years and once he came home it was never the same. Twenty some years later William and Derek are still not talking.

The smutty ending to Chapter 6 of my story "From Me To You", you do not have to read it to get this but I would LOVE it if you did.

EC. "Forget the state's attorney," he breathes. "I'll always have time enough for you." Missing scene for 8x14.

Morgan's got a secret he's been keeping, it's not a bad one, he's just trying to figure things out especially when it comes to two people in his life, his best friend and his daughter. M/G complete

tags to "Flesh and Blood" and "Jet Lag". TIVA. two-shot

“I feel that there are times when lollipops can be good for you.” “Nutritionally, Bones? I don’t think that’s true.”

Morgan and Garcia have been together since before either of them started at the BAU. They met when he was undercover and now she's joining the BAU too. M/G Complete

She gasped, hot liquid seeping out, “Lisbon,” Jane said his voice panicky," Lisbon has been kidnapped by Red John. Jisbon. Hope you like it! Kinda crappy summary but i'm tired :P the fic will be good!

A promise leads to some new discoveries. As always, I don't own anything.

Car troubles on the way home strand Jane and Lisbon in the middle of nowhere, and they must deal with their slowly increasing physical attraction to each other along with many interruptions along the way. Heed the rating, very M.

-JL- Set after ‘2.11 Rose-Colored Glasses’. And just like that she regained the balance in their relationship.

Maybe I should just sleep on the floor"

Morgan gets hurt on a case and Garcia takes care of him. They are just best friends, however being in such close space together for the next six weeks is going to change that. Last two chapters are now up. M/G Thanks for all the reviews.

Morgan and Garcia. This story takes place during The Fisher King. Morgan, Garcia, heat, Jamaica. 2006.

“I just... what about us?” “What about us? I thought our first date was highly successful barring the dead body....”

At Morgan's yearly bash, he has a plan. Fluffy thing. As usual, I don't own diddly, just my idea.

Morgan and Garcia. Their life is divided into two moments: before he confessed his love for her and after the words were out.

It was in her top drawer. No one ever would have found it under normal circumstances. Teresa knew Patrick would be the one sitting in her dark office she left it there for him...Now has a fluffy alt ending for anyone who's interested. Enjoy.

Gideon left but instead of leaving a letter for Reid he also leaves one for Morgan. It's been a year since Morgan's past came out. Rossi is returning to the BAU and he doesn't know about what has happened. M/G Complete

"Jesus." Lisbon held her stomach, the spot where her pain was coming from. She grabbed her desk to support her self, the pain getting subsequently larger in a one to ten scale. She slightly doubled over, clutching the desk.

Her eyes drifted over him as she ate and she couldn’t help but smile at how easily charming he was in situations like this."

Morgan and Garcia go to Chicago for his mom's birthday. Morgan is going to give her the gift she's been wanting for years. The only problem is that the past comes calling. M/G. Complete

Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?

Morgan and Garcia have been together for a year, Rossi just joined the team after Gideon left and nobody has told him yet. M/G pairing. R/R Last Chapter up. Complete

Their normal movie night with their favorite movie in the DVD player now see what happens. All three chapters up M/G hope you all have enjoyed.

DannyLindsay. "If you've been a good girl..." "Define good." An M rated Christmas eve oneshot. Hope you enjoy.

It was very, very cold. It was so cold; Cho was wearing a snow coat." A little magic happens when the sky releases snow on a cold day.

Booth and Bones discover they need each other as friends and lovers. Over a 4 day week-end they create new memories and cure old hurts.

Not for the first time, she wondered why they were sitting outside at nine a.m. on Christmas morning.

Jane and Lisbon reflect on Red John and the events in His Red Right Hand. Spoilers for His Red Right Hand and minor spoilers for Red Badge and Red John's Footsteps. Also slight AU-Jane and Lisbon are together. Rated T just to be safe

What I believe should have happened after 8.05 between Eric and Calleigh. First attempt at smut! No copyright infringement intended.

A Story of love, man, woman, soul mates, parents, friends. All of them coming together to make life worth living. Light fluff, some angst about Parker, some laughs. This moved to Parker's Story

Booth has a serious gambling relapse, for good reason. Can his partner put him back together? Let's find out shall we? For this you will need a pot of tea/coffee, dunkin' cookies and a quiet place to read it. Enjoy.

When a broken heart is shattered, are you left with just a shell?

Do what you want with me. I'm at your mercy. I'm putting my full trust in you. While in the bedroom, Teresa and Patrick experiment and Teresa realizes just how she feels about him. Mentions of light bondage and Jisbon lovemaking. Mind the rating, folks.

Charlie, Amita and their families get a closer look at what intolerance really means. They each find out what preconceptions they harbor in their own hearts and how to come to terms with them.

What would you do and how would you feel, if you walked into her hospital room and realized that she did not remember you? That your wife had no idea who you were. Will she get her memory back?

Dr. Brennan wakes up the morning after, and to her delight she hasn't run away. Short, sickly sweet and ten minutes of your time.

A twisted post ep to 2x03 "Red Badge". How to explain this...Jane gets jealous, there's mentions of Bosco and the football jersey, you know the one. Like I said, it's a bit twisted. I think it's worth the read, there will be smut. multi chapter

Callie must make a choice after finding herself in a familiar situation. Some allusions to The L Word. Disclaimer: Grey's Anatomy and the characters there in are the property of Shondaland as licensed by ABC. No infractions are intended.

If Booth saw one more bowl of stuffing she feared she’d end up wearing it.

Anthony DiNozzo was not a religious man, until now... Spoilers for S7

Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.

Selene and Michael anxiously await the arrival of their first child. But immortal love is never meant to be easy, and there's bound to be some problems along the way; like the past catching up after six centuries. Rated for language and graphic scenes.

Booth wakes from his coma determined to make his dreams a reality. This is my take on how that will play out. Fluff and smut galore.

Post-ep for 7x19 Target Specific. For the first time she didn’t mind the notion of belonging somewhere, belonging with someone.

What really should have happened when Selen brings Michael to the safe house. WARNING: citrus fruit of the yellowish persuasion.

Dr Brennan is asked to do a professional favour for her country. Note rating. This is fiction remember..no infringement intended.

Booths 'pops'passes. Dr B is on hand. Note rating. No infringement intended.

Two pictures fluttered to the table as he opened the card, his eyes drifting over the message inside before he picked them up to examine them.

please review: set in season 7

Spoilers: 2x03 Red Badge. She told Jane to wait downstairs but his mind wandered to interesting places which led him into her bedroom after waiting for over ten minutes. What happens when he sees she's been crying?

“How can you ever think I wouldn’t want you? You’re stunning.” Jane shows Lisbon how wrong she is in fact.

Just tiva smut.

Special request story. Booth finally shows Brennan that everything really does happen eventually. What I think we all would have liked to see the second episode of Season 5 lead to. This is a one shot.

I want you so much it hurts. Emily and Jennifer fem slash. Smut with a plot.

Lisbon gets her annual visit from her brother's kids and gets some unexpected help from Jane.

DL Smut. PWP. Random.

THIS CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR SEASON 6. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T READ IT.One-Shot. Danny and Lindsay find each other again. Not that smut really, but rated M to be safe.

“I see the analgesics they gave you in the emergency room are doing their work.”

The Grave Digger returns and has some unfinished business to take care of with Brennan and Booth.

She smiled that mischievous half smile she got when she was about to do something he’d told her not to and leaned forward, close to his ear, “I’m going to make this pleasurable for both of us."

SEQUEL to How It Should Have Been. Eric and Calleigh get married. Also the honeymoon. Short story...I'm bad at summaries but please read and review! E/C fluff.

It's late, really late. So why is someone knocking at Lisbon's door? Jisbon comfort/fluff. Dedicated to Penelope Louise.

Eric, Calleigh, and a bathtub...'nuff said.

E/C with a little R/V. He was about to wake her up, pretend that he’d just walked into the break room, when she shifted, whimpered, and spoke three words that nearly stopped his heart.

Things are going to get interesting when Lisbon and Jane have to go undercover... as a married couple.

One-Shot. Bella remembers her time with her Dom, Edward. All human, OOC. WARNING: Spanking. Enjoy!

EDITED AND REPOSTED. Part 1 of 3. Of dreams, journals, and dead marines. Watch as our heroes finally get it together. NOTE TO REVIEWERS ON MY PROFILE.

Lisbon and Jane go to the beach...Jane/Lisbon

Eric's paternity troubles are brought into the limelight...in more ways than one. R&R.

No, Lisbon didn’t find it surprising that he was good in bed. Like when solving cases, like when playing one of his tricks, he knew how to push all the right buttons.' Jisbon loveliness.

Spoilers for episode 714. What happens to Calleigh after this episode? EC of course! Chapter 18 is finally up! Last chapter guys, the unexpected news. Read and find out!

Follows Sink or Swim. What if Eric's only option was to marry Calleigh? Not the way he pictured starting his future with her. With a hit on him and a shaky past, Eric has a lot to contend with besides his new married life. Will they last? E/C

Every chapter is a lemon of its own kind. Chapter one is really suck-ish because it's really old, but I can't seem to let it go. I swear, every chapter will leave you wanting more. Don't believe me? Then check it out and review! Thanks!

Lisbon is stood up and Jane is there to comfort her. Rated M for sexual situations, so if you don't like that sort of thing, don't read.

One-shot. Edward has to help Bella before her transformation. LEMONY. AU before BD. BxE.

A companion piece to After Thoughts. What happens when the team gets sick of the way that Lisbon and Jane are acting and decided to help them get along. Ok, crappy summery. Rated "M" for a reason, don't like it, don't read it.

Lisbon has a near death experience that really shakes her up, to the point where she takes a break from the work life. A new woman supervisor takes over and lays it on thick with Jane. He can't stand it and goes to spend time with Lisbon. COMPLETE!

Sequel to Red Memories, if you have not read it, this will not make sense. Someone is stalking the CBI, who is it and what do they want? I know, crappy summery. Will have Jisbon, duh. COMPLETE!

EC- Story formally known as 'Smoke Gets in Your CSI's' -Title change. My take on Season 7 after episode 7x14. RATED M.

Jane is supposed to hold a lecture at a symposium. Lisbon accompanies him there. JISBON

“Jane, you’ve apparently made friends with someone in high places in Wyoming. We’ve been requested for an undercover assignment… at a dude ranch." Lisbon did not look thrilled.

EC. He was her diversion, but at the same time, he was also her reality. And that just made it even better.

The papers were ready to be signed, making an end to the marriage of Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon. But wait...what happened?

Bella has waited patiently for eight months for Edward to finally give in and give her what she wants. Kinda sweet lemon, but still hot. AH/OOC. Now a series of one-shots!

Its a warm summer day, Bella's at School, The Cullens are ditching. It doesnt seem fair. So Bella decideds to ditch and to take the day off to spend with her boyfriend and his family. Rated for a reason! LEMON! R&R! :

Jane's erratic speeding catches up with him, in the form of flashing lights in his rearview mirror. Lisbon isn't impressed... or is she? The poor officer doesn't know what hit him... oneshot. Squintable Jisbon.

Bella needs some new clothes. ExB; slighty OOC, All human. Lemon. One-shot series.

Sequel to Sex Appeal. hot, dirty. ExB; slighty OOC, All Human. One-shot series.

Sequal to Sex Appeal and Self Control. The finally story for Edward and Bella. Lemon. OOC. ExB. R&R.

Just a little pre-Breaking Dawn speculation on what Bella and Edward's wedding night and honeymoon might have been like. Mature themes. Not for younger readers.

After a year of softcore, Bella was getting sick and tired of Edward's perfect facade. She decides to crack him, after all - she likes it rough. Oneshot, M for a reason.

Tony and Ziva persue a madman with a penchant for blowing stuff up, but when the tables are turned they will need to depend on each other to survive. Written For Thing-a-Thon at NCIS Shared at LJ, prompt:Explosions. TIVA

The screen went black and the lights in the apartment flicked off" Booth & Brennan find a way to pass time in the dark.

You'll just have to read to find out.

When the only witness to a murder is a particularly adorable baby, Calleigh and Eric are prompted to consider the future. One-shot.

Inspired by the episode "South by Southwest." Ziva thinks cowboys are sexy. AU, TIVA.

When reorganizing Calleigh's closet, she comes across some old friends... EC duh.

Eric and Calleigh...duh. Eric really needs to talk to Calleigh after the events of "And They're Offed". Please read and Review.

Ryan thought they had secrets; Calleigh thought he had no idea quite how right he was.

Eric Confronts Calleigh, and tells her something she is not sure she wants to hear

It had been three hundred sixty-eight days, five hours, and twelve minutes and still." Booth and Brennan celebrate.

My take on the spoiled storyline for the end of season 4... and the character's reactions to one another. Rated M.

Sometimes you need your space...but not completely separate of another. EC, post 720

I’ve flown across the country, pulled strings, broken the law, risked my career, risked my life, *lost* my life - all for her." Booth and Brennan realize how much they mean to each other and give in to their attraction. *Spoilers for Season 4 Finale*

EC. It was quite the predicament she found herself in. Should she wake him? Or let him sleep? Pre-7x20.

Calleigh will *never* look at the firing range the same way again. EC of course.

I want you to trust me like I trust you. EC post 719.

When had she started letting herself throw logic to the wind and just get caught up in the moment?" Brennan finds that even the most mundane task can be fun when you let go a little bit.

Jane is high. Who better to care for him than Lisbon? R&R por favor. Jisbon, of course! Oneshot

[EC] Nothing ever stays private in a glass paneled lab and the most innocent actions can lead to surprising results. Comedy.

Calleigh finds Eric in a park in the middle of the rain. why is he there? and what happens when she takes him to her place?

EC. There was no longer him; there was no longer her. They were them, for now, for always. Post 7x16.

A completely fluffy fluffball of a fic, set after 7.16 "Sink or Swim" Cuz these two are too cute.

Edward mocks Bella during a game of bowling and Bella punishes him. AH, AU, OOC & dominant Bella. M for smexxy lemons.

EC. Horatio didn't need to know they weren't really caught in that multiple car pile-up on the causeway...

After the events of "The Deluca Motel," Calleigh gives Eric an upgrade.

What happens after Calleigh wakes up to see Eric standing before her. After we leave them in 7.14.

After her emergency, Eric takes Calleigh home and helps her get settled in. Fluff ensues. Post-ep for "Smoke Gets in Your CSIs"

Warning: Spoilers for Season 4. Sweets decides the team needs to re-bond, so he signs everyone up for an Outward Bound course. Booth without a gun, Cam without clean underthings, and Bones without... well, bones.

I promise to cherish and care for you all the days of our lives together. A Booth and Brennan wedding! 5th in the Care Package.

In fact, he wouldn’t be surprised if many roads in the District were closed. Booth, Brennan, and some snow...

The real reason Lisbon was so moody the morning of Redwood. Contains sexual content. Jisbon

Calleigh wants Eric to be straight with her about what he wants. But what will happen when he is? Post-ep for 7.12, "Head Case"

After years together he still couldn’t believe he got to wake up next to her. Some Christmas fluff.

Part 3 of 3. Of weddings, families, and flashbacks. EDITED AND REPOSTED CHAPTERS WITHIN.

EC. One Shot. Calleigh Duquesne had long discovered that you didn't have to feel cold to shiver...

It's Ziva's birthday and Tony has a very special gift for her! M for major sex...TIVA TIVA TIVA!

Calleigh and Eric decide to have a pizza and movie night after the events of "Gone, Baby, Gone." But the movie plans are forgotten when Eric decides he's done waiting for Calleigh to figure out where they stand, and finally makes his move.

EC- Some RN - Its Halloween in Miami, Calleigh is being stalked, the gang is invited to attend the seventh annual Miami Scare Fest-which is a trick instead of a treat. Someone in group is murdered as well. Story is more interestng then it sounds.

Part 2 of 3. Our favorite agents have been together finally for quite a little bit now. Time to meet each others families! Of late night calls, OCs, and a little TIVA love. EDITED AND REPOSTED CHAPTERS WITHIN.

EC. The words spiraled in her mind, dizzying her with desire, with longing. She'd thought she was good at ignoring it, but really, when it came down to her heart, Calleigh wanted the same things as Eric. With Eric. Scene-elaboration fic for episode 7x03.

When B&B are poisoned, they must find the person responsible before another attempt is made. Mystery, fluff, drama, smut, and romance abound! Now complete!

Very dark, very M one-shot of B & B's capture, torture, and winning free from a killer. Serious violence and torture imagery. Established B/B. Disclaimer: characters are the property of Fox & its producers. Plot, dialogue, author's own.

EC- My Second Story Part To "This Is What Its All About" What Happens To Eric When He Starts Getting Sever 'Headaches? Is Everything Around Him Real? Or Is Just Head Games. Story Is More Interesting Then It Sounds, Also Read If You Are A Speedle Lover

Abby and Ziva go out, and end up at Tonys apartment TIVA

E/C pairing. Starts after Ambush/All In! I don't own anything. Ratings will change through out. Ratings and reviews are greatly appreciated!

E/C. Eric comes home after a long day at work to an empty house, a house without Calleigh. Or so he thinks.

She finished her drink before looking up at him. “Do you ever think about crossing the line?” BB Oneshot

On a rainy day, Eric comes to Calleigh's rescue. But things get a little out of hand for his own comfort. EC smut.

They have been apart for so long. But when she walked in the room, their bodies came to a halt, their bodies turned into light. "I Don't know about you but I want it tonight." - B/B are back together in a love making story.

EC. He needs nothing more than this. Complete fluff.

It's been close to three years since Tony and Ziva went into hiding. Finally, it was safe to return to Washington and life as DiNozzo and David. But now Raphael Bashan has resurfaced as the new Mossad liaison...

Continuation of Emergency! When Tony and McGee are sent to Baghdad to capture a terrorist on NCIS Most Wanted list, what will happen? How will Ziva deal with being by herself? Will Tony and McGee make it back in one piece?

Temperance visits Booth after "The Verdict in the Story". Just a quick two-shot to celebrate how lovely the episode was.

Tom Paris introduces his wife, B'Elanna Torres, to the joys of potato salad. Set right after Season 7's "Repentance".

What if… Tony and Ziva had needed to remain undercover? What if NCIS and FBI could not back them up and they had needed to truly be Jean-Paul and Sophie Ranier?

What really brought Eric back from the dead in Man Down. A bit of E/C goodness and a visit from some old friends. R/R please!

Part of my 100 fics challenge. Prompt #9, Months. Eric & Calleigh are out on a date, their relationship a secret...but Horatio and Stetler are at the same restaurant...

Booth and Brennan find that some things this Easter are better than jellybeans and chocolate bunnies. Ninth in the Happy Holidays series.

Something has happened to Tony... how will the team deal with this deja vu? Eventual TIVA and slight Jibbs and McAbby

Part of my E/C 100 fics challenge. Prompt #23, Lovers.

This is the sequel to Undercovers, Part Deux. After tragedy strikes the DiNozzo family, how will Tony and Ziva hold up and who will they turn to? Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ UNDERCOVERS, PART DEUX, THIS WILL MAKE NO SENSE!

Part of my 100 fics challenge for E/C...Eric takes Calleigh to watch the sunrise.

i know its a lil late, but heres a e/c christmas fic i forgot to post

Clinton and Stacy of TLC's "What NOT to Wear" find a victim in Pasadena.

What happens when our two Southern born and bred CSI's see their first snow? Set in Chicago.

What happens when Ziva and Tony have to go undercover as a married couple again? Will they give in to the tension, passion, and lust? Find out! Tiva, Jibbs, McAbby. Rated M for scenes of strong sexual nature.

At the register Eric watched the cashier, a kid probably around sixteen, as he scanned and bagged their purchases, looking decidedly uncomfortable." EC

I'm not something marked handle with care. You're not going to break me. Fourth in the Care Package!

EricCalleigh, with a smidgeon of RyanNatalia. Ryan has finally had enough and has a chat with Calleigh.

Just what the title says, not very good at this.

There was a delicate balance, in the game that they played. EricCalleigh, Christmas.

Santa Claus is coming to town. EricCalleigh Christmas Challenge 2007 entry.

Sometimes when you grow up welloff you're poor and sometimes when you grew up with nothing, you had everything.

EC Christmas fic for the EC talk CSI challenge. Eric and Calleigh spend their first Christmas in their apartment together.

Eric hates Christmas, really hates Christmas.

Late entry November's Booth Express Challenge: What happens after the kiss, after Brennan returns from Peru, and finally realizes that she must end her partnership with Booth? How will he respond to the news? Hope you enjoy!

He rubbed a hand across the back of his neck. So much for carefully laid plans. Third in the Care Package!

EricCalleigh. Spoilers for this week's episode. Short and very fluffy. Oh, and I ignored that Jake even exists. Sorry.

Amita wakes up in a strange bed, and she's not alone.

By request a sequel to my songfic Nasty Naughty Boy. Enjoy!

PORN Kinky useage of handcuffs and a standared issue 9mm

I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.

RATING CHANGE TO M! Takes place after ep 1x15 Two Bodies in the Lab. Bones stays with Booth in the hospital and then takes him home with her when he is released. PURE FLUFF, maybe a little smut later on. Rating change for Chap 10. IT'S COMPLETE

He shrugged, We were being careful, and it worked, for a little while. Secret's out! Second in the Care Package. BB

He knew he should have seen it coming when he didn't feel her hands behind his neck anymore... BB smut!

[EC] A series of snapshots in the lives of Eric, Calleigh, and Emma. Complete.

Please Tempe, let me take care of you. He whispered and after a moment, she nodded. Post Aliens in a Spaceship, Rating bumped up for sexual situations...First in the Care Package.

Calleigh forfills Erics fantasy. Pure porn from begining to end.

Amita welcomes Charlie home from an overseas trip. Rated M for explicit married couple sex.

Calleigh is worried about her relationship with Eric after a long day at the lab. Can he prove he wants only her. takes place in Big Brother Please review this.

Eric needs her he always has, and in the wake of a tragedy he finally has the nerve to tell her and show her. EricCalleigh story. please review.

Dr Brennan is working late... So what else is new? Read on and find out for yourself, don't want to give it away. BB btw.

Cowritten with the wonderful Medusa, do we always go for the same type and is there really such a thing as types? BB all the way baby, with a twist though. See don't wanna give too much away, so read on and find out for yourself. :

There are just some things you just can't seem to do in the city taking a litteral roll in the hay is one of them! As always it's BB all the way!

AU Sequel to Last night of Innocence and The Day After Innocence Anakin and Padme are on their honeymoon.

Oneshot PWP, Seeley hates paperwork with a passion, but maybe Temperance can help him through it?

Tiva banter Ziva helps Tony out of a, shall we say, a bind. And he makes it up to her. Nothing deep. Just Tiva deserving of the M rating.

TIVA Tony, Ziva and McGee head north into the Adirondack mountains, hot on the trail of a Leavenworth escapee who has been on the loose for months. Rated M. NOW COMPLETE!

You asked for it. The sequel to 'Have I told you I love Puerto Rico' Picks up after the balcony scene. Our favorite type of tiva Banter, and well, you know!

Post Hiatus. Tony and Ziva have 24 hours to locate a missing bomb and turncoat serviceman in Puerto Rico, while Abby and McGee back them up from DC.

TIVA Sequel to 'Past Tense'. Tony is back at work and his first case is to go undercover with Ziva... again. But all is not as it seems, and Gibbs is on the warpath! Now Complete. Rated M.

Sequel to pack your gear. Attempted murder, Mayhem and Evil people from the pastand a little tiva plot twist.

Eric and Calleigh share a morning together :o

[EC] A bout of jealousy strikes Eric when someone else tries to brighten Calleigh's day. Though really, he needn't worry at all...

TIVA Tony isn't well, Ziva is worried and Gibbs is in a bad mood! Try adding the search for a serial killer into the mix... CHAPTER 6 RATED M

Takes place after Ravenous. After a long day, Tony and Ziva are both leaving the office late at night and Tony offers Ziva a ride home. Who knew that such a simple gesture could change their lives forever? Rating has now changed to M.

Ziva's past comes back to haunt her. M just to be sure

AU Sequel to Last Night of Innocence. Begins with the morning after the fire place confession in ATOC. What will be Anakin and Padme's fate, now that they've decided to give into their love for each other?

When the Hummer's arockin'...

What happens on the boat, stays on the boat o

A little romance at a christmas party o

Eric invites Calleigh to a party...

Harry arrives home after his eventful fifth year to find that Number 2, has been sold. This is HP.HG and it is very fluffy. Chapter 12 the End Game the final confrontation and some hints of a possible sequel. COMPLETED

AU Takes place from the fire place confession scene in Attack of the Clones and beyond. Anakin and Padme decide to continue the evening by exploring the Naboo lake retreat. They go on they're own little excursion.