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 Author has written 21 stories for Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Shadow Children series, Hunger Games, 39 Clues, Uglies, and Kane Chronicles. WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!! MY STORIES Awkwardness and Fluff - 39 Clues Blake Stryker - Son of War - PJO Confusion, Questions, and Quirky Comments - PJO, Kane Chronicles Jessica Black - Daughter of Power - PJO, Kane Chronicles, 39 Clues, Max Ride My Motto .ılılıll̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅=̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅llılılı. ஜஜ ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ ＭＵＳＩＣ ஜஜ ஜ - Yello! This is KK here and here's a little it about me! - ஜ I'm going to make one thing clear. I HATE it how people on FanFiction just stop by one of my (or someone else's) stories, favorite it or alert it, and never take the time to review! It's rude and inconsiderate, not to mention it makes the author look bad! PLEASE take the time to review on my stories. You have no idea how much they make my day. Even just an "update soon" makes me happy, just tell me what you like or think about the story! Seriously, would it KILL you just to leave one? I need all the help I can get here. Thank you. On another note, I would like to take a moment to express gratitude for all the reviewers that do take time to review my stories. It means more than you'll ever know, and I wish I could respond to all of them. I appreciate them all, so thank you all very much! I also thought I should put this up here because I think that everyone should read it. READ IT! NO MATTER IF YOU HAVE A RELIGION OR NOT! I'M SURE IT WILL MAKE YOU THINK!!! I found this on VirtualViola03's profile and loved it! It completely explains what I try to explain to people. A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students: "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes, sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student. The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes, sir, I would." "So you're good…!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" "Er… yes," the student says. "Is Satan good?" The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No." "Then where does Satan come from?" The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments. "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?" "Yes, sir." "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" "Yes." "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" The student squirms on his feet. "Yes." "So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" "No, sir. I've never seen Him." "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" "No, sir, I have not." "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?" "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." "Yet you still believe in him?" "Yes." "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith." The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" "Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat." "And is there such a thing as cold?" "Yes, son, there's cold too." "No, sir, there isn't." The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees. "Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. "What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?" "Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?" "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. "In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?" The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. "Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. "Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?" "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do." "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean." The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir." "So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?" Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith." "Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down. Okay...I squealed in happiness after I read that! So, now you may see the contents of the rest of my lovely life (I don't really have one to tell you the truth!) Contents: About me C/P stuff Weird Quizzes Random Other Stuff My Views URLs (HoH cover on bottom!!!) Shout outs! People I have met online and have fallen in love with! (Not in that way you idiots!) And a few friends I know in real life... Morganluvsya - My best friend...we're going to go to the insane asylum together... Pinkiepie0706 - Another best friend! She's smarter than me though so she'll get away from anyone who tried to take her to the asylum... Centurionwithasonicscrewdriver - A random person I met on here and have become friends with because we both have extremely messed up and similar minds... BeautifulJoker- She's actually on Deviantart, a nice person that iI've become friends with on there...she's awesome... The Silent Book-Reader - ABSOLUTELY AWESOME PERSON! I met her on a forum and...she's crazy too...in a good way though... TeamLeoOmega - Awesome person...LEO WILL BE MINE MIRA!!! Or...at least Adrian...you can't have them both...I will definitely settle for Adrian...heeheehee...I know a certain girl who would kill me though...and it isn't you... Av not Aviekins - She...is insane...and her name...HAS A STORY...hehehehe... MasterStoryteller101 - DUDE YOU NEED MENTAL HEEEEELP!!!! But he's awesome too... AND SOOO MANY OTHERS!!!! ROOOOOOLE PLAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! Welcome to the World Minus the Mist - PJO RP Camp Demigod: Welcome to Our World - PJO RP, also connected with my Kane Chronicles RP The adventures at Camp Half-Blood - Also a PJO RP Behind Locker 133233 - My KC RP that's connected to WtoW Welcome to Music Room Three - My Ouran Highschool Host Club RP Searching for Paradise - Wolf's Rain RP About Me REAL ME: Name: Kathryne Kole I'm not that scared about putting my name here, because a) I don't think anyone's going to stalk me down and kill me b/c I put my name on here, and b) I mean, how many Kathrynes are there in this world? Like , millions? So i'm not that worried about someone finding out who I am b/c of my first name. Now, if it was something like Wulfrythfth, then i'd totally make up a pseudonym, and c) how do you know that i'm not just making it up???? *mwa ha ha!!!* Writers name: KurlyCrazyKat Nicknames: Kit-Kat...(I have weird online friends...) Writers names in the past: KurlyKrazyKat; don't ask why it was changed Eyes: Dark brown to hazel (I need glasses to see far away) Hair: Dark brown (mid-back length) Age: 14 and a bit( :D ) Build: tallish Personality: kind of (rarely) serious,kind of hyper and a little secretive, aand slightly mysterious :P (REALLY RANDOM and Weird) Favourite possession: My books , My pens and pencils, My notebooks, my music, my phone Pet: None anymore...not allowed... Hobbies: Internet, reading, drawing, using internet, writing, singing... Talents: Art, Reading (is that a talent? oh well), Writing, painting... Gender: girl (:P) Best friend: Pinkiepie0706 and her sister Mads Extra info: Loves to eat, is a Bookworm :p Favourite food: anything delicious!!!! fav singers: Taylor swift, Superchick, Barlowgirl, Matthew West, Britt Nicole, Evanescence, Skillet, Fireflight, Flyleaf, The Fray, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars ...(more ...) Fav. books (not in order/some are left out) : 1. Percy Jackson & the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus 2. Kane Chronicles 3. Nancy Drew 4.all my online books (:D) 5. Maximum Ride 6. 39 Clues WAY WAY more... PEN ME(the inner moi): Name: Thalia Elizabeth Kelly Nicknames: All of the others Eyes: stormy grey [can change at will] Hair: curly, jet black, long [can make it short or long at will (plus change d color)] Age: 14 [can change at will] Build: Tall , Thin ,fit , Cute[can change at will] Personality: hyper, coolish/weird, funny, nice, caring and just plain awesome (can be random sometimes) [not selfish or vain /always helps others ] Favourite possession: same as real plus a wand and staff (:P) pet: a silver and black lion with Caspian Sea Green eyes Hobbies: reading, drawing, magic, singing, so on... Talents: Egyptian magic and stuff, singing, drawing [she has many amazing powers and abilitys and is very good at most things she tries] Gender: girl(:P) Best Friend: all book people [check fav books] Percy Jackson, Nico Di'Angelo, Annabeth Chase, Maximum Ride, Fang, Nudge, Amy, Dan, Sadie, Carter, Anubis, Walt etc... Extra Info: is very random and loves to eat !!!(can travel inside books and visit the people in them) Favourite Food:Cake, Ice-Cream, Chocolate (Anything that tastes amazing!!) Favorite Color(s): Deep violet and lime green Favorite Band(s) and/or Singer(s): Barlowgirl, Superchick, Evanescence, Owl City, Britt Nicole, Jamie Grace, Toby Mac, Matthew West etc... Favorite Song(s): BROKEN GIRL - Matthew West, Absolutely any Barlowgirl song, Crawl - Superchick, My Immortal, Tourniquet, Bring me to life - Evanescence, Fireflies - Owl City, Need You Now - Plumb, and to many others to fit on this page! Favorite Animal(s): Tigers & Lions & Cats OH MY! Actual Friends on Fanfiction: Morganluvsya, (you need to check out her story if you like teenage weirdness... no SERIOUSLY, check it out, What Happened On Vacation) and pinkiepie0706, (Yup, hers to, especially if you like Daughter Of Power, this one's called Life of Lilli) Friends that I met on Fanfiction: ILikePie99, HpHgPj, Mice-are-Nice Favorite Movie(s): Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Hugo, Legend of the Guardians, Avengers, Any Comic Book Movie, Les Miserables, Jack the Giant Slayer OTPs: Percy & Annabeth - PJO, Jake & Amy - 39 Clues, Sam & Astrid - GONE, Sadie & Anubis, Sadie & Walt - Kane Chronicles, Max & Fang, Iggy & Ella - Max Ride Favorite Books: Rain is Not My Indian Name, True... Sort of, PJO Series, Max Ride Series, 39 Clues Series, Gone Series, Kane Chronicles Series, Theodosa Throckmorton Series, Shadow Children Series, The Missing Series, Do I have a crush on anybody: Yes (two people actually, is that bad?) What is his name: Not telling... ஜ I draw manga characters, only my own, or people from books. I have been told that I read too much and I beg to differ. Okay, maybe they're right about that part, if my head isn't in a book, then it is usually off somewhere that no one else would ever, i repeat EVER, want to go. It wouldn't make sense to anyone else, it is fill with complete craziness. I have some amazing friends, Emme, (LOL MB!) Morganluvsya, (Awesome story Morgan!), Mads, Betty, (LONG STORY! :D) and a lot of other people! ஜ I’m that girl. The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors [I dream about both] while everyone else is dreaming about their wedding day. The girl that people look through when I say something. The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. The girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face. The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek and Egyptian mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE THAT STUPID WOULD DO THIS TO MAYDAYPARADE8123! SHE HAD TO DELETE HER STORIES CAUSE SOME PEOPLE WHO HAD MENTAL ISSUES COPIED AND PASTED HER STORY CAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS THAT THEY WEREN'T AN AMAZING WRITER LIKE MAYDAYPARADE8123! SHE IS AMAZING UNLIKE ANYONE WHO HAD COPIED AND PASTED HER WORK AND JUST SAID THAT IT WAS YOUR OWN! I'M TELLING YOU ALL! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS STUPID THING TO MAYDAYPARADE8123 OR ANYONE CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT EVERY ONE OF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN AMAZING STORIES! YOU ALL HAVE A HEART! PLEASE JUST DON'T DO THAT! THIS IS ALL I CAN SAY RIGHT NOW. JUST PLEASE... COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE AND ADD THAT SHE, PERCABETHFOREVER2511, HAD TYPED THIS IN HER PROFILE FIRST :D PM HER SAYING THAT YOU HAVE DID THIS AND SHE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND SHE CAN ALSO HELP YOU GET THROUGH ANY PROBLEMS THAT ARE HAPPENING TO YOU! (No one told her to do this! She just had to...) I promise to remember Carter When I travel far away I promise to remember Sadie When I have something sarcastic to say I promise to remember Desjardins When someone doesn't fight fair I promise to remember Amos When someone has beads in their hair I promise to remember Iskandar When I see someone very old I promise to remember Bast When I see cat's eyes that are gold I promise to remember Horus When I see a beautiful bird I promise to remember Isis Whenever strange voices are heard I promise to remember Set When someone is clever and sly When a cute boy catches my eye I promise to remember Zia When I see someone working magic I promise to remember Julius Kane When someone's life is tragic I promise to remember Ruby Kane When someone I love is gone And whenever I read The Red Pyramid I'll always remember this pledge. You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING) You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book. ) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes...it was extremely awkward... 2) Where did you get your default picture? Google Images 3) What's your middle name? Elizabeth 4) Your current relationship status? Single, I'm flipping 13!!! 5) Does your crush like you back? I hope so...but I dunno... 6) What is your current mood? Food 7) What colour of underwear are you wearing? Why do you want to know thing?? *whispers* White... 8) What colour shirt are you wearing? Black 9) Are you missing something in life? Sharpies 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Bugging my dad about anything... 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A Pure White Lion with Sapphire Blue Eyes 12) Ever had a near death experience? Not that I recall 13) Something you do a lot? Talk to myself 14) The song stuck in your head? Haunted - Evanescence 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? Fanfic Insanity 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Nah, cuz I special 17) When was the last time you cried? Months ago...when was the last time I wanted to cry? Three days ago... 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yes 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? INVISIBILITY...or flying... 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Never been but probably Hot Chocolate 22) What's your biggest secret? I'm a chocolate addict 23) Favorite color? Lime Green and Deep Violet 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? OF COURSE 25) What are you? Huh? 26) Do you speak any other language? No 27) What's your favorite smell? New book pages, roses (as long as they aren't white) 28) Describe your life in one word. Random or Awkward 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No, I've never been kissed. Period. 30) What are you thinking about right now? How stupid this quiz is, oh, and Swedish Fish 31) What should you be doing? ... Um, sneezing? 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My dad... 33) Do you like working in the yard? Nope 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Ride, Jackson, Cahill, Kane, Chase 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? No, not really...I mean I think I get a little jittery though... 36) What is your natural hair color? Dark, DARK Brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? My dad, or Dot Ride, at the end of Songs From The Trees Girl/Boy sides (Put an X in front of the ones that fit you) XYou love hoodies. XYou love jeans. 1/2 XDogs are better than cats. XIt's hilarious when people get hurt. (I help them after or during it but I still laugh) XYou've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box or ps/psp XYou played with Hotwheels cars as a kid XAt some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter XYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power rangers. XYou watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool.(duh) You go to your dad for advice. (I don't really go to either honestly, but when I do it's my mom) XYou own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. XBaggy pants are cool to wear.(And comfortable!!!) XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (It gets really awkward when there's like, seven people because someone always gets left out) XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (My favorites are Green, black, silver, blue and purple) XYou love to go crazy and not care what other people think Sports are fun (I stink like Hades underwear at sports) XTalk with food in your mouth.(Who hasn't? Huh? Oh, you have? Suuuuure, whatever you say...) 1/2 XSleep with your socks on at night (Sometimes, I tend to kick them off in my sleep though) YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick.(lipbalm?) You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink XGo to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the color black You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. XYou like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (gags) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. (YOU KIDDING? I LOVE STAR WARS!) XYou were in gymnastics/dance (Does Irish dancing count?) XIt takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (You kidding? It takes me an hour to take a shower, I don't even count the time it takes to get dressed and,= makeup? Pfft, who the Hades needs that at 13?) XYou smile a lot more than you should. (I laugh at everything, even if it isn't funny...) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I own three, flip flops, old sneakers and a pair of combat boots) You care about what you look like. (I don't want to look bad but I don't really care if I look "pretty") You like wearing dresses when you can. (You kidding, it's great when I don't have to wear something fancy-ish! Church clothing is all dresses in my house and it's kind of annoying...) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. XYou love the movies. (for anything that isn't sad, sad movies are for sitting at home and crying on the couch...) XUsed to play with dolls as little kid. (Guilty as charged) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (They would look like a complete clown, so...nk) Like being the star of every thing (I actually really don't like a lot of attention) Total boy side= 14 Total girl side= 7 Ironicly awsome, I'm a girl though so this is...weird... 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. George 2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green. Blue 3. Write down your first initial. K 4. Write down your month of birth. December 5. Write down the color you like more, black or white. Black 6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you. Mary Beth 7. Write down your favorite number. 3 8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida. California (it's at least a little colder) 9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean. Lake 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Get a new phone or that James Patterson would write a better Max Ride series Are you done? If so, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) 1. You are completely in love with this person. (I don't know anyone named George) 2. If you chose... Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. (Wait...SAY WHAT NOW?!?!?!?) Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is... A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I can relate...sort of) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in... Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. (:( 5. If you chose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. (...) White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (XD) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Wow...That's pretty sad...) 8. If you chose... California: You like adventure. (YAY ME!!!) Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved. (...Yup...me) Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. How to Tell if You're a Writer: -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?") -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’") -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!" -If you live off of sugar and caffeine.(I have really bounced off the walls) -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.(I do that when asked a question in class) -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason C/P Stuff
OH MY PERCY JACKSON YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE! Calling her FAKE won't make you REAL Calling her DUMB won't make you SMART Calling her WEAK won't make you STRONG Calling her UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL Calling her MEAN won't make you NICE Calling her RUDE won't make you POLITE Calling her BROKEN won't make you UNBROKEN From Tumblr: VERY IMPORTANT PERCABETH STUFF!!! So it turns out that a bunch of people will be waiting for Percy and Annabeth in Tartarus- more interesting than monsters, too! A few Titans are in there- like Kronos, Metis, Epimetheus (Prometheus’ brother, the guy who married Pandora). Generally the Titanneses, female Titans, were not in Tartarus. Kampê was supposed to guard Tartarus. Remember her? Battle of the Labyrinth- nearly killed Percy and Annabeth at the end of the book… fun stuff. King Sisyphus is in some myths in Tartarus. However in the Demigod Files we see him in the Fields of Punishment. King Tantalus- the guy that they picked to replace Chiron in the Sea of Monsters. That’s right folks, and since Percy helped to get the fleece back, clear Chiron’s name and ergo send Tantalus back to the Underworld… Yeah. Ixion is a fun name that we haven’t heard before. This guy killed his father and then felt super bad about it. Zeus accepted to cleanse him of his sins and even invited him to a meal on Olympus. This guy kind of lost it when he saw Hera and started flirting with her. To test Ixion, Zeus created a cloud version of Hera (named Nephele). Ixion saw the cloud version and didn’t skip his chance to kiss the queen of the gods. Zeus got angry, strapped him to a flaming wheel and sent him spinning around the sky and then Tartarus. The Danaides are the only female prisoners that I know of! They were fifty sisters. They were supposed to marry fifty brothers but decided not to, and so they all killed their fiancés. That’s 50 men right there! Their punishment in Tartarus was to fill a barrel of water using these vases. Once it was full, they would be washed of their sins. The problem is that the barrel has holes in it. This is totally a problem that Annabeth could solve if she tried I swear to the gods they could meet. King Salmoneus pretended to be Zeus, ergo angering the real Zeus. Good news! Cyclopes! They were originally exiled to the Underworld by Kronos and then freed by Zeus. There may still be a colony in Tartarus who’d be willing to help Percy. Hecatonchires- the hundred-handed ones The god Tartarus-Here’s something that we all forget: Tartarus was purely a place for the Romans. For the Greeks, there was a god that came with it. Tartarus isn’t very well documented, so RR can really manipulate Tartarus however he wants, but he was where light and the cosmos emerged. He is also the father of the giants that Gaia is using against Olympus. People have been pointing out faces on the rocks we see on the covers. 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101,PJATO-FAN-4-LIFE, Beaner.weener, AdventurousOceans26, Kurlycrazykat, 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. 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Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper than knives." Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I'LL break YOU. One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care I don't obsess! I think intensely! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (oops) If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last/first name wrong...copy and paste to your profile (BOTH REALLY!!!) I ran with scissors, and lived! You know when you say "No offense', you're actually saying, 'I'm going to diss you now...I hope you dont mind". "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you can totally rock a Russian accent, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've read 400 in LESS than FOUR hours.) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend more time doodling in math rather than learning, copy and paste this into your profile FRIENDS: Will wait for you after detention BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you're in detention FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be in the room next to you saying, "THAT. WAS. AWESOME ... LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..." FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Continue walking and say "Walk much dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: At your funeral would be crying BEST FRIENDS: Will be at you grave years later saying "Sorry I was in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you" And it's really true, my best friend and I are always like this ஜ Funny Anagrams DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: ஜ If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifr ey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycraztkat If you have ever yelled "FOR NARNIA!" ANYwhere, copy and paste this into your profile. If your a child of God, copy and paste this into your profile. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" Officer, I Swear To Drunk, I'm Not God! I LOVE ARTEMIS! IF YOU LIKE HER TO PM ME UNLESS YOU'RE A TOTAL CREEP WHO HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN CREEP OUT 13 YR. OLD GIRLS!!! O_o If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile ஜ If you: love to read and act crazy, ஜ I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, Kurlycrazykat, 95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!! Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (Oh, EWWWWWWWWW...) I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" ( that would be hilarious if someone did that! ) "Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess." Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very...small..(awkward silence) Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. ஜ Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Ichor. The blood of the gods. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. ஜ Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan Even cat goddesses like growling at birds. Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones. The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese. Children of rival gods can fall in love. No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels. Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream. Eating fruit bats is bad for your health. Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated. The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy. Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess. Jackal headed gods can be very attractive. Math teachers really are evil. Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...) It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena. Elvis was a magician. No, really. Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed. Boomerangs can cast spells. It's possible to gamble moonlight. Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise. Rainbows have power. Fruit bats can be deadly. If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you. Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely. If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If for no reason you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this into your profile. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile! This nation needs our prayers! Prayer is our only hope. We need to pray God's principles would remain the foundation of this country and that we as a nation will be strengthened, and come together in peace and harmony. We need to trust God in everything to guide this country back to where it needs to be. If you agree, put this into your profile. Random Other Stuff WARNING: May contain spoilers. Read at your own risk! "Ha-di": Destroy. This spell is used to destroy object(s) are specified by the caster. When cast by a proficiant magician, it is also powerful enough to cause explosions. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to destroy the locked doors of the Brooklyn House's library in the first book. "Hah-ri": Quiet. This spell has multiple purposes, though its primary use is to stop things from moving. "Ha-wi": Strike. This is an offensive spell, capable of generating a large amount of force with which to to an opponent. "Hi-nehm": Join. This is a spell used to mend a broken object. Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to mend a shattered saucer in the first book. "W'peh/Sahad": Open. This spell can be used to open portals or lockcked doors/passageways. Ex:Zia Rashid uses this spell in an attempt to open a portal at a museum in the first book. "Tas": Tie. This spell can be used to magically lengthen a magician's piece of twine to turn it into a long rope that automatically attempts to bind an opponent. It may also disable magic. Ex: Sadie Kane uses this spell to try and tie up Freak the griffin in the second book. "Ha-tep": Be at peace. This spell is used to calm an excited creature. Animal charmers may sometimes use this spell. "Sa-per": Miss. A spell that causes an opponent fighting you to lose all accuracy and become completely unable to land a blow. Ex: Alyssa, a trainee of Brooklyn House, uses this spell on a shabtiduring a practice fight. "A'max": Burn. A spell that summons a small fire to burn whatever object is specified by a magician.Ex: Amos Kane uses this spell to burn a scrab shell in the second book. "N'dah": A spell that summons a protective shield around the caster. "Heh-sieh": Turn back. A spell that forces an opponent to turn away from the caster. If cast by a experienced magician, this spell can even knock an opponent into the air and backwards. Ex:Michael Desjardins uses this spell to knock Apophis away from him during a battle. "Heqat": This spell is a spoken command, used to summon a staff. "L'mun": Hide. This is an invisibility spell, used to cloak the caster from prying eyes if needed. Ex:Cater Kane uses this spell when searching for the Book of Ra in Russia. Idk about you guys but in my head Percy literally always has a confused look on his face don’t even get me started on son of neptune Leo on Tumblr: Leo: ohmygods they love me! Leo: i have a fangirl army beat that! Leo: AHAHAHHAHAHAh i have like over a thousand girlfriends!!! Leo: what is leyna??? Leo: omg she's so pretty whats her name?!?! Leo: calypso? isn't that like a shell you find on a beach? Leo: or is it a hawaiian thing? Leo: she's hot though! Leo: aM I REALLY THAT SHORT? Leo: #offended O_o Leo: OH MY GOSH I'M CLOSING THE DOORS OF DEATH!!! Leo: me and nico... O_o Leo: i blew up new rome ok but in my defense that wasn't me!!! Leo: who is this rick person how dare he?!?! Leo: WHHUUUUUUUUUTTT reyna?! O_o Leo: ummm... Leo: THIS BOOOY IS ON FIIIIIIIIREE!!!!!!! Leo: hey frank people ship you with me. LOL...wait... o_O Leo: you too beauty queen, GAH!!! Leo: WHOA EDITS Leo: what is that.? Leo: i HaVe A fAnGiRl ArMy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leo: at least THEY know my correct title. Humph! Leo: see girls you're missing outRick Riordan put this on twitter: ஜ This is an awesome thing that I found on AmazingOcean26's profile PJO Fans VS. Normal People NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile ஜ The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy ஜ Stereotypes that are totally un-true about me and others like me... I'm HOME-SCHOOLED so i must be SHELTERED I like video games, drawing manga, and playing around with dolls so I must be childish I'm a PERSON so I must be LABELED I like to READ so i must have NO LIFE I'm a WRITER so i must be CRAZY I have a fake FANFICTION CHARACTER so she must be an annoying MARY-SUE I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE so i must be a LOSER I like to READ so i must be a NERD I don't take WEIRD as an insult so i must NOT CAREe about myself I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be hot. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to touch you I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a harlot... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be stuck up (Although I don't really like to wear them...) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a show off. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a attention seeker. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST love to show them off. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must smoke and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Even though I know I am, that isn't the reason...) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling brat. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and have a "huge secret." I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be a cyber bully. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a control freak. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a loser. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I dislike TWILIGHT, so I must have no English skills. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I like ROCK, so I must be EMO. I HATE POP, so I must be STUPID I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. THESE WERE ALL STEREOTYPES THAT ARE UNTRUE!!! ஜ This is a funny story that i randomly found looking around on tumblr "Maximum Drive" My brother went to the store yesterday. He told my that he got the last Maximum Ride book, Nevermore. He said that while he was in the checkout line, there was a mom and her kid in front of him. The mom kept looking at his stuff and finally said, “OH! Is that a Maximum Drive book? My girl really likes Maximum Drive! I really should start reading Maximum Drive because we have all the books at home!” He told me that she kept calling it Maximum Drive. Maximum Drive. All I said was, “Maximum Drive. She’s on a mission. A mission to save the car industry.” 100 pages into Angel and I already was full of anger. At Fang, Maya, and pretty much the whole stinking world! Then I read Nevermore and I was like, "WHAT THE HECK!!!! WHYYYYYYY JP, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?" And then... I cried. ஜ This is a creepy song that my brother showed me from the game Portal, but I think it is a whole lot like ITEX in Max Ride, anything that I changed is bold in this song. It is called "Still Alive" This was a triumph. Cat this cat is cat a cat easy cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat moron cat occupied cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat. ஜ Me- RANDOM OFF TIME Friend- monkey butt Me- cheese Friend- pow Me-Ninja kick Friend-... you win. ra tatararara circus ratatararara afro circus afro circus afro circus afro polkadot polkadot afro (1000X) I found this on google images when i looked up funny pictures, some dude texted some random number and said, 'Okay, so I hid the body, now what?' and then the other person texted back, 'Go eat a brownie and have fun at school hon!' I busted out laughing so hard!!!!!! Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. ஜ 7 Ways to scare your roommates (This is my absolute favorite) 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." ஜ In loving memory of... ...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero ...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die ...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends ...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth ...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero ...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success ...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos ...Everyone else who died in the Titan War The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. ஜ FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY- You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher You aren't bipolar, you're an artist You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer You're not ADD you're an inventor You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian Youre not autistic, you think outside the box You're not ADHD, you're a KID! ஜ THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY: 1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy." 2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!" 5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?" 6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy." 7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex." 8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 9. "Darn, there go the lights again..." 10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them." 11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?" 12. "Ooooops!" ஜ WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,peer Inside and ask "Got enough air inthere?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, gruntand strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshakeand ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You'reone of THEM" - and back away slowly. (This one's my favorite!) 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" Andpush all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyonepresses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passengerfor a while, then announce: "I have newsocks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, lookaround and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on theemergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floorwith chalk and announce to the otherpassengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other personin the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend theygive you a shock. Smile, and go back formore. 16) ASK if you can push the button forother people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you'rewaiting for your friend. After a while,let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someonereaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures ofeveryone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendantand review emergency procedures andexits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. ஜ I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. ஜ You Know You're Obsessed With Percy Jackson and the Olympians When... You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (no*cough* yes *cough* no) You know which pages the good parts are on. (Well of course!) You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (I just can't help it!!) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Zeus!) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You curse a god/goddess a lot. (In last time: ‘What the Hades’) You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You just have to research more about greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You learn Latin You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You’re nodding and smiling when you read this There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. You know exactly hat someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO, HoO, TLH, SoN, MoA, HOO or PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you’re a demigod. You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk the test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO. (And MoA, and SoN, and TLH.) You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth. Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page. You own homemade replicas of things from the series. You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood. Yay! PJO and HoO! :D ஜ Friends: Will bail you out of jail Best Friends: Will be sitting next to you and yell, “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!” Friends: Will shrug when you say no to a new food. Best Friends: Will yell, “YOLO!!!” and force-feed it to you. Friends: Will give you a shoulder to cry on after a breakup. Best Friends: Will the brake the face of whoever made you cry. Friends: Will help you up after you fall. Best Friends: Will laugh and say, “Walk much?” Friends: Will tell you that you look beautiful. Best Friends: Will hold you up for half an hour trying to get that mascara smudge that’s this close to your eyelash off. Friends: Will tell you that you have lettuce in your teeth. Best Friends: Will take ten million pictures, post them to their Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram then tell you. Friends: Will wake you up when you sleep in class . Best Friends: Will tie your shoes together. Friends: Will get you out of a fistfight. Best Friends: Encourage you and say, "KICK THEIR BUTT!" Rules For Hogwarts: - If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout, "TO THE BAT MOBILE!" - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say, "Dude, get a life" to Lord Voldemort. - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape. - Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda. - I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'. - The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. - If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it. - It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. - "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. - Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey." - I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs. - The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS. - "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!" - "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead." - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. - Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July... - Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such. - I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office. - I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group. - Especially not with kazoos. - The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable". - Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Happiness, or any other house is forbidden. - There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man"...Even if I do conjure him up. - Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow. - The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate. - Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge. - I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins. - I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" - I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "Mini me." - Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas. - No combination of these is acceptable. - Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny. - Yelling “To infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom. - I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways. - I should not remark that, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,” when Snape gets angry. Ever. - If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change. - I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either. - I must not shout "Beam me up Scotty" before disapparating. - I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals. Me: Hey Life why can't I be cool? Life: Don't ask me ask Tumblr. Me: Tumblr why can't I be cool? Tumblr: Don't ask me ask yourself. Me: Me why can't I be cool Other Me: You know your taking to yourself right? Me: That explains it.MORE RANDOM HARRY POTTER STUFF: I am: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff? I took about eight quizzes and they both gave me Gryffindor and Hufflepuff as answers sooo… Gryffinpuff or Huffledor? Character Houses in Harry Potter Percy: Gryffindor Annabeth: Ravenclaw Nico: Hufflepuff? Hazel: Gryffindor Frank: Gryffindor Jason: Gryffindor Piper: Gryfinpuff (Yeah, I know…) Leo: Gryfinpuff Max: Slytherin Fang: Slytherin Nudge: Hufflepuff Iggy: Gryfindor Gazzy: Gryfindor Angel: Slytherin Dylan: Slytherin and Hufflepuff? Is that even possible? Amy: Ravenclaw Dan: Gryffindor Jake: Gryffindor Atticus: Ravenclaw Ian: Slytherin (DUUUUH!) Natalie: Slytherin Sadie: Gryffindor Carter: Gryffendor Zia: Ravenclaw Walt: Gryffindor Anubis Slytherin Song from Rick Riordan's blog that made my day (I do not own... found this on morganluvsya's profile) And you have to sing this with the tune "Jingle Bells"(11/23/2012) Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh, Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away, Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright, What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight. Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide, a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side, the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought, Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot, Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way, fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play, Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. end of song* Weird Quiz Thingies ஜ Random Quiz Thingy!! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 289, (or 89 if the book isn't that long) and find line 20. "Did you just say you love me?" he asked." - Teen Idol by Meg Cabot 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Spy Kids 2 Island of Lost Dreams 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 1:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:59 (NICE!!!) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The T.V. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was trying to find our cat 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My book 9. What are you wearing? Yellow P.J. pants with kissing monkeys on them, (yes...you read that right) and a striped blue and white blouse... Odd combonation... 10. Did you dream last night? You really DON'T want to know 11. When did you last laugh? When I was reading Morganluvsya's new chapter of What Happened On Vacation... HILARIOUS!!! 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Zilch 13. Seen anything weird lately? Lots of weird stuff going on in my head, but in real life, not really. 14. What do you think of this quiz? These are some strange questions. i mean, really, who asks what time it is? I want to know who made up this quiz! 15. What is the last film you saw? That I've finished? Jumanji 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd give a lot of money to my friends and to charity, then use the rest to fix my stupid phone, buy a new house for my family, and then I'm not sure, i'm only like 13 ya know. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I still sleep with a stuffed animal (my beloved grey cat Lorie), I have dark brown almost black hair that sticks out in weird places, 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit 19. Do you like to dance? Yeah. 20. George Bush: All I know is that there's 2 of them, they were both once our president and they're from Texas. I know nothing of politics. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Emily 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jordan 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Only if all my friends were there. Can't live without 'em! ஜ WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. You own something from abercrombie You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister You own something from American EagleYou love/like going to the mall.You own an iPod/MP3 player. You love Starbucks. You have been called a brat. You hate buying things that are on sale You have more than one house Total : 1 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors.You have thought about death. You wear chains. You like heavy metal. You've shopped atHot Topic. You have worn black lipstick. Your hair was/is dark. (If brown counts as dark)You dislike preps. You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic. Total : 1 PUNK You can skateboard You've worn plaid. You like Converse You hate MTV (I love music, but not that music) You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (I would like to, but my mom would go nuts.)You dislike pink. You hate/dislike preps. You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. Total : 3 GEEK You love the computer.You like Harry PotterYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts You get straight A's. You love/like reading. You were/are in band/orchestra. You don't care what you look like.You have a curfew. You alwaysdo your homework. You never miss school unless you're sick. Total : 9 EMO You cut yourself over depression You have been depressed.You have black rimmed glasses.You like the band Evanescence You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. You keep/have kept a journal/diary.You have written a sad poem You think emo chicks/guys are hot : 1 GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (What??? WHY???)You swear once in a while or a lot. You have freestyled. You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. You can break dance Total : 0 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music You love/loved the Ninja Turtles (What hardcore person loves the Ninja Turtles?) You never walk anywhere. You wear slip-on shoes You wear/wore Vans. You like the band Panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts. People have called you a freak and meant it. You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color Total: 3 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. (Thanks, Dad) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. You collect your jerseys. you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. your garage consists of sports equipment You belong/belonged to a school team. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp You have a specific number Total : 1 WEIRD You enjoy sniffing cheese. Knee-high/colorful socks are the only socks you wear. (My mom won't let me)You are constantly called weird. You blurt out random things. You slap random people for the fun of it. You write on your hand. You drew on your shoes. You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend. (You know, i probably would, except for the fact that none of my friends have a boyfriend.) You text your best friends ex. You don't care if people mock you. You wear fuzzy boots in the middle of summer. (Again with the mom thing...) Total: 10 Total:29...So I am a Geeky Punk WEIRDO... Yup, totally me?!?!?! ஜ 1.YOUR REAL NAME: (insert real name here) KK 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kerrizzle (Ummm, okay?) 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav wild animal): Lime Tiger (COOL!) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): What's a street name? 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, (For guys, the other way around) first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kelkewoo (YaY! I'm a jedi! I don't care if my name sounds like an old-timey kitchen utensil! I'M A STINKIN' JEDI!) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) : Aqua Pepsi 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Elzohby (How do you pronounce that?) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers Middle name, dad's First name (boy: Dad's Middle, Mom's first): Agnes Glenn 10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Keriuasnbnsa (What. The. Ninja.) 11. FAKE ID: (Your Mom's middle name, Dad's middle name or vice versa, if your mom or dad have two middle names, than use the one that you didn't use for wittness prootection) Margaret Stewart (Does that sound suspiciously like Martha Stewart to you?) ஜ 1.Put your playlist on shuffle, (or go onto youtube like i did and use random sentanses or phrases from each song) 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Mirror Mirror on the Wall - Barlowgirl (NOOOT MEEE!) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? So what I'm not your average girl. - Barlowgirl (BOOYAH!) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Your not Safe-Britt Nicole WHAT IS 22? You're not listening to me - Superchick (???) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Hanging On To Every Word You Speak-Britt Nicole (I have no comment) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? CIt's almost showtime and Diverse City's waiting on me - TobyMac (This makes no sense whatsoever.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Turn your face away from the garish light of day - Phantom Of The Opera(OOOOKAY?) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? HRock what you got, don't ever let them make you stop - Superchick (YESSSSS!) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Ten thousand fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep - Owl City (Makes sense) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Everybody Dance Now-CC Music Factory (OH, THE IRONY!) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? We are Never Ever Getting Back Together-Taylor Swift (Huh?!) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Chasing after boys is not my thing - Barlowgirl (No Comment ._.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? My God, my tourniquet, return to me salvation - Evanescence (I like them. Problem?) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Hey hey this song is for us, put your hands in the air, if your crazy like us - Superchick WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? I wanna set the world on fire - Britt Nicole (Oh Noes!) HOW WILL YOU DIE? My spirit sleeping somewhere cold - Evanescence (Lovely.) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Christ! Tourniquet! My Suicide - Evanessence (...No...stinking...comment...!) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? If your'e happy and you know it clap your hands! WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? I can only imagine - MercyMe (I don't see how this makes me cry...) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? God is preparing one for you - Barlowgirl (I think that's a yes...) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? I could be your sunshine girl - Britt Nicole (How in heck does this scare me?!?!?!) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? It's a love story baby just say yes - Taylor Swift (Yes?) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? That's How We Roooooooll-Britt Nicole WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Hug a Pug-Webkinz (It hurts to hug dogs?) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Lord I love the way you hold me - Jamie Grace (Because I love God???) ஜ Now actually take the quiz TRUTHFULLY! WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? If you fall, he'll help you up WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Weird and awkward WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Books WHAT IS 22? Thalia Grace WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? I have no comment... WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Funny and can take a joke WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? ... WHO THE HACK EVEN ASKS THAT?!?!?!?!?! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Either an author or a christin musc artist WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I don't really know what to call it WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Cinderella - Steven Curtis Chapman WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? I don't know, I obviously won't be able to choose considering I'll be DEAD! WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Writing, Drawing, Singing, and Taking Care Of Animals WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Sorry... can't tell you WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? They really need some mental help... WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? I'm not really sure HOW WILL YOU DIE? I'd rather not think about that right now... WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Eating my brother WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Books WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Books WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? I guess WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Dying DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? I don't know, ask someone who pays more attention to my love life IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? I don't know WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? I'm on my period... any questions? WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? A really weird quiz thingy 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Scar near my heart, my friend's cat almost fell off the top of her bunk bed and grabbed onto me to keep up... OOOWWW!!!!!! 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nada 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I sing, does that count? 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Music that I like, Cristian pop, rock, and a little bit of Owl City, Taylor Swift, and Evanescence 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No *goes and asks mom* 4:01 PM 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING ? IDK??? 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My friends back in NJ 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My stuffed grey cat that I've had since I was three 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? A number 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? YES... 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? A book character 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? One that smells good 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care, as long as he's nice to my siblings, most of the time anyway... 15. CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Maybe 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, I like Pepsi 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Extra cheese 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHOCOLATE!!! 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Uh, my life, from my mother 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yes, in both my arms and in both my middle fingers 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Anything comfortable and at least vaguely cute 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, her name is Creamcicle 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A super sweet orange and white ragdoll cat 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Unfortuantly, yes 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? UUUM? 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 1.999999999909 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?Either 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I DON'T HAVE A STINKING PHONE 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Besides my brother? People who are so opinionated, that they try to make everyone agree with them 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why would I tell you? 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sorta...Kinda...Not Exactly... 37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting my siblings (which was never a good idea) 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Not that I can think of 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Doing my hair for the thingamadoohicky that I'm a part of 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, twice, both on my lip and chin area 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My singing voice 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A new iphone battery, a Macintosh laptop, a new book series for me to start 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Three, 1 boy and 2 girls 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Uh... Personal much? 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I would if anyone besides me could read it 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAMHAMHAMHAMHAMHAM 52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my nails 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't really own any CD's surprisingly 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No. I am a very weird person, I'm surprised that I even really have friends right now 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really, but you shouldn't carry yourself as if you don't think your beautiful (or handsome) 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I scream my face off, cry in corners where no one can see me, and punch stuffed animals 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My Church 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed cat 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I DON'T HAVE ONE!!! 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No. He's scarier than a clown. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes. A lot 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Humor and good personality 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I don't really have any, but my friend Mads calls me KK sometimes, but not often 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER (ONLY ONE)? You monster, how could you make me pick just one?!?! 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't watch TV often. If I had to choose though, Once Upon A Time. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Where'd 69 go? Anyway, Chocolate Fudge Brownie!!!! Or the M'nM chocolate one that we just bought 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Uh yeah? 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Never 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? Yes 74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't know 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I don't really care 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Barlowgirl 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Pepsi 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Nobody 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Physical appearance, and/or the way they act around me 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Don't Let It Slip On By - Finding Favour 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Nicki Minaj 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? September 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't like any 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown almost Black. 86. EYE COLOR? Deep Brown to light almost amber 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A music video 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Birthday 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? No, but I would like to learn to play the guitar, piano, and drums 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Republican 95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGS ALL THE WAY 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A snickers bar 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Ask me that when I'm 16 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Day Of Doom - 39 Clues: David Baldacci 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I don't have one Who's my immortal parent? ZEUS You like being in charge. 2/10 (Never liked attention anyways) POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 1/10 (...) HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 2/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 1/10 (*touches plant* *plant dies* 'nuff said) ARES You often start fights. 3/10 (nothing to say here) ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 5/10 (That's me :D) APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 9/10 (YUP YUP YUP) HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 4/10 (Okay) HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 0/10 (Thought so...) APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 1/10 (bleh) HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 1/10 (uuuh, yeah...) DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 0/10 (Thank GOD!) Zeus: 2 Poseidon: 1 Hades:2 Demeter:1 Ares:3 Athena:5 Apollo:9 Artemis:4 Hephaestus:0 Aphrodite:1 Hermes:1 Dionysus:0 I'm a daughter of Apollo!!! YAAAY!!!! Though, Artemis is awesome to! I'm really bored today, so I am going to write out a conversation between three people. Me: What's up guys? Annabeth: *GROAN* Max: Ditto, When are we allowed to leave? Me: NEVER!!! Annabeth: Really? *pulls out knife* Me: Yes, really. *looks at knife* Uuuum... *Runs into another room screaming like a maniac* Annabeth: What i thought. *puts knife away* Max: Let's go. *spreads wings and flies away* Annabeth: *Walks out door* Me: *Starts crying* "I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOU!" I know, I know, I AM A TOTAL WEIRDO! But I like it that way :D funny... but not it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye Funny Funny you should say, Funny you should say, Funny you should say, Funny you should say, The Funniest Thing The things I find funny Funny People Sometimes you get a laugh Sometimes you could laugh Sometimes you make a laugh Sometimes you laugh alone Sometimes you try to laugh Sometimes you are forced to laugh Sometimes you can't help but laugh ஜ Theme Songs For Books The School: Still Alive - Portal (look it up, it's scary!) Annabeth: Hold - Superchick Piper: One Girl Revolution - Superchick Leo: Rock What You Got - Superchick Percabeth - Hold - Superchick, Safe & Sound - Taylor Swift, Crawl - Superchick Max: Alive - Superchick, Breakthrough - Britt Nicole Nina: Beauty From Pain - Superchick Jen: One Girl Revolution, Me Against The World - Superchick Katniss: Still Here, Hold - Superchick, Hello - Evanescence Peeta: Hold, Still Here - Superchick Rue: Hello - Evanescence Distrct 11: Hello - Evanescence Character Cabins: I am: Apollo, Aphrodite?, and Hermes Harry: Zeus Hermione: Athena Ron: Hermes Sadie: Artemis Carter: Athena Zia: Ares Jaz: Apollo Walt: Hephestus Amy: Athena Dan: Hermes Jake: Hermes Atticus: Athena Ian: Athena Natalie: Aphrodite Katniss: Artemis Peeta: Ares Rue: Hermes or Athena Foxface: Hermes Really Weird Comment on a Blimeycow Video Leona Heasley Dear Jordan, First of all, even though my profile name is a girl's name I am a boy. For some reason my mom made me put my acount in her name. Now, this week I was run over by a bus, my dad was eaten by cows, my sisters switched brains, and my mom ate our house. What should I do? From, Very Bad Day With Very Annoying Mom ஜ I'm that girl ஜ ι αм α cняιѕтιαη, αηd dєяηєd σƒ ιт! ι тяу тσ ℓινє αccσяdιηg тσ Gσd αηd тнє gσѕρєℓ. ι αм dσιηg му вєѕт тσ ℓινє α ℓιƒє тнαт ρℓєαѕєѕ cняιѕт. ι gινє αℓℓ тнє gℓσяу тσ нιм, αηd ι нσρє ι cαη вє α ѕнιηιηg νєѕѕєℓ! Copy & Paste This I VOTE 4 Jesus A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!" ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) Okay, the stupidest thing I've ever heard is that there are no songfics allowed here. Why? Because we don't own the songs? Well, we don't own anything here! I've read a lot of good ones, so I'm fighting for the right to write them without jerks saying, "You can't do that." I love reading them so if you agree copy and paste this into your profile and sign it- AliJo, Kenichi and Miu 4ever, Kurlykrazykat, My Views ஜ TOPIC: Mary Sues REASON: I got a comment saying my character was a Mary Sue WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: Okay, so, i got a comment on the first chapter of my story, Daughter of Power, with someone saying that, Jessica was a Mary Sue. If you don't know what a Mary Sue is, then let me enlighten you. A Mary Sue is a character (usually female) who is so perfect, that She (or even sometimes HE) is annoying, and/or weakens the story. Like Dylan, from Maximum Ride, he had no problems! He was a great singer, really cute, (in Max's eyes anyway) and an amazing flyer. Wouldn't there be a better story if, IDK, THERE WAS SOMETHING BESIDES HIS CREEPINESS THAT MADE HIM NOT-SO-PERFECT?!?!?! But, i just had to put this out there guys, think about what you comment before hitting the 'Post Review' button. I'm not saying that the Mary Sue comment was mean, but I'm just saying that, some authors don't take criticism well. I use constructional criticism, but I don't tolerate mean reviews. Thank You, KK ஜ Favorite Quotes: I am like a mine. It may take a while to find the beauty, but once it's found, it can never be replaced. - Moi What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? - Jesus True strength is not measured at your strongest points, but when you are at your weakest. - IDK? It's not who you are that holds you back, but who you think your not. - IDK again! Life is like photography. We develop from the negatives. - IDK! You don't have to stay the Broken Girl. - Matthew West Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but they tell us that they can be beaten - I STILL DON'T KNOW!!! Live, Laugh, Love, & Eat Chocolate! - ME AGAIN! I write a lot of garbage, to be honest with you. But, then I think. . . What is garbage? If I were a waste paper basket, I would be happy to have a job. - I have no clue This is who I am; nobody said you have to like it. - Unknown Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever - Unknown I believe in the sun, even when it's not shining. I believe in love, even when I don't feel it. And I believe in God even when he is silent. I BELIEVE. - Barlowgirl Favorite BOOK Quotes: Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica. - Fang You drool when you sleep. - Annabeth I can see the stars again, My Lady. - Zoe Nightshade ): I never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like, but unfortunately, i had to find out. - Percy Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong. - Hephestus You know how teachers always say that the magic word is please? Well... They're wrong, it's puke, it'll get you out of class faster than anything. - Percy I'm not stubborn, I'm right! - Max You're...a...freaking...fridge...with...wings! - Fang The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. - Max With great power... comes a great need to take a nap, wake me up later. - Nico Di'Angelo ஜ If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. ஜ Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. ANOTHER LITTLE ARGUMENT THINGAMADOOHICKY: Topic: Why does everyone hate Piper so much? Reason: Someone reviewed on my CONTEST, story that they hated Piper What I have to say: I like Piper because of her personality, she actually acts a lot like me in some ways. Our family isn't rich, that's for sure, and plenty of people are pretty without trying, she doesn't get all the guys, Percy's still with Annabeth, Travis still likes Katie, Nico didn't seem to take much interest in her, and LEO? He hits on every girl he sees, but wouldn't do it to Piper. She breaks the Aphrodite kid stereotypes, but she's still Aphrodite's daughter, so she's still pretty, Aphrodite isn't going to just *POOF*make her ugly because she doesn't like pink. She cares about more than her relationship with Jason, Percy and Annabeth are falling to their deaths right now and do you really think she's only thinking about Jason? Probably NOT... Yes I have to agree, she does think of Jason a little more than I would about a guy, but again, who is her mother? Yeah... my point. - KK URLs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4WwcGq91VQ Chloe's Wedding Day; VERY SAD, TEARS ALERT!!! - Some really great PJO, Hunger Games, Kane Chronicles, and GONE pics - The New Cover for House of Hades, I think I may have just died of fangirly happiness. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUQCa1_AqlE - Sea Of Monsters Official Trailer. Awesome...but has a few issues... :( - If you go down far enough, you'll see a Titan's Curse movie poster thing with Nico on it and...I'm hyperventilating and fangirling right now...AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, now that you know every embarrassing detail about my life, onto my stories! | |||||||
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