Not a Story! This is an essay on writing Fan Fiction, so if that doesn't interest you wait a bit and I'll have a new actual story for your reading pleasure. This is mostly aimed at the people who have asked me how to become a writer, but I'm not the master, so take it with a grain of salt.

Ms. Austen-P&P "...she found herself suddenly addressed by Mr. Darcy who took her so much by surprise in his application for her hand that, without knowing what she did, she accepted him." Let's willfully misunderstand her words shall we? Let's see where it takes us.