23. Licensed teacher that refuses to teach...back in school for something more fun. Occasional uber-bitch. Sarcastic. Spelling/Grammar Nazi. Delightfully evil. Literature fiend. What else is there? Oh yeah, the fact that imaginative writing intimidates me to all hell, so I will probably never try my own hand at spinning tales for fun. Those who can't write, write poetry! And essays. But those don't count...

But in all seriousness, if you want to know something, just ask. I am an open book. And a terrible liar.