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Updates.
3-25-07
So begins the chaos. Hola. Cyn here reporting to you unlive from the deep recesses of my mind. If you've come to view the profile, it's still in its earliest stages, so forgive the empty space.
4-14-07
Fanfiction.net is being a bitch. I try to upload, it says it has an error. I am directed to the technical support link. I click it. I am told by my lovely computer that this site doesn't exist. Whatever. I'll try again tomorrow. I haven't abandoned my "story" just yet. But if somebody reported me, there will be hell to pay! Maybe...
5-02-07
No news is good news.
9-18-07
Okay, okay, I'm sorry! Moving to college has been tough on me... Anyway, I reward your wait with 2 new chapters, one of which is extra long for your enjoyment! Review!
9-20-07
I'm writing this from under my desk... my roomate is gone... God... I can't type to loud... it's going to find me... I've created a monster. And I'm calling it: "Inuyasha: A Guide to Awful Fanfiction." It is inspired by God Awful Fanfiction. If you haven't seen it, look it up. It's really very funny. The only difference is, I won't be tearing up actual people, just generic ideas. Stick around. It's going to be fun! (Unless your story gets ripped.)

Stories.
Key
(c) = complete; written and uploaded
(w) = written; awaiting upload
(i) = incomplete; still being written or editted
Inuaysha: A Futile Fairy Tale-
(c) Chapter 1: Prelude to Madness
(c) Chapter 2: Sweaters for the Homeless... Or Mindless Violence!
(c) Chapter 3: Hey, this rocks! Let's make a movie about it!
(c) Chapter 4: Sesshoumaru is Around Here Somewhere! FanGirls Rejoice!
(c) Chapter 5: How Naraku Met Kikyo (minus "I'll have what she's having")... 'Flashbacks Save Us Time and Money!'
(c) Chapter 6: Harry Potter and the Aging Nympho Werewolf Vampire
(c) Chapter 7: Madlibs are Fun!
(i) Chapter 8: Inuyasha: The Parody: The Movie 3: Whores of an Honorable Drooler: A Love that Reaches Across Time, Creating a Somewhat Hexagonal Shape which has Pointy Edges and the Potential to Poke a Hell of a lot of Eyes Out.

Inuyasha: A Guide to Awful Fanfiction (INU101-CRAP)
(w) Chapter 1: Crossovers (excerpts courtesy of RainbowMr.Legolas23)
(w) Chapter 2: "After the Jewel" Fics (excerpts courtesy of SilentTears000X)
(w) Chapter 3: Fifty Chapter Epics (excerpts courtesy of InuXKag4eva)
(w) Chapter 4: "Spawn" Fics (excerpts courtesy of C-H-E-E-R! and xdarkness_x_risingx)
(w) Chapter 5: The Alternate Universe

New Discoveries.
-I can kick myself in the head!
-They changed the Yellow MnMs from "eww someone peed on the sidewalk" yellow to "eww someone peed on the sidewalk and it's transmitting a radioactive glow" yellow. Gross.
-Fire alarms at 2 am are apparently not nearly as novel as I once thought.
-Bear gold carts will never exist. They have several fatal design flaws, including weakness against drunk teenagers.
-Nicholas Cage is really adorable in an "Ugly Puppy" sort of way. Thanks, Lauren. I never noticed.