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DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING!! There, now I don't have keep putting that in my stories, it gets old fast.

Funny Quotes:

"Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you I'm holding an axe." -Sherlock, Elementary

"This isn't going to be high on dignity..." -The Doctor, Doctor Who

"Arkansas, come for the meth, stay because you traded your car for the meth." -Steven Colbert

"Nothing wrong with your house Mrs. Hudson, which is more than can be said for the dead serial killer on the first floor." "Dead what?" "Good news for London, bad news for your carpet." -Sherlock & Mrs. Hudson, Unaired Pilot

"If I had half a brain, I'd be twice as smart as you." -Unknown

"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?" -Unknown

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Unknown

"Look at chapter 6, it's titled 'Shut the Hell up...Also look at chapter 2, it's called 'Bite me."" -House

"92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Are you part of the 8 percent that would laugh your ass off watching them?" -Random Internet quote

"I'm not leaving, I'm just walking away and not coming back." -Me

"Piss me off, I dare you." -Zeke when he was describing my personality

"Sanity? I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!" -Kenpachi

"YOU ABUSE ME WITH YOUR GAY PORN!" -My friend, Random, while talking to me and my friend

"Even your sanity is insane!" -Me talking about Yumikou's sanity.

"Embrace your masculinity and DIE!" -Me summing up Mello's life in Death Note

"Sqaud 11 Perfume -- The scent of manliness!" -Me, a drawing I did for Yumikou's amusement. (I dd NOT talk about masculinity a lot Yumikou!)

"It’s easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one" -Gin Ichimaru

I'll add more later if I remember them.