Wellywellwell there. It seems you've seen my name somewhere and decided to check out my profile. Or maybe you just clicked the wrong thing. Well, that sure sucks for you; having to click the little back arrow in the toolbar and waaait for the page to load again, and then click the RIGHT thing, and waaait for that to load, and...

Wait. If you are here to read my profile, I'm probably boring you to death.

Hey, buddy, wanna buy a tombstone?

Ok, that was lame. AHAHA, I TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS.

Please, stop me now.

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Favorite color: Teal

Favorite song: Changes often, currently "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

Favorite animal: Chinchilla

Favorite candy: Super Sour Cherry Blo-Pops, no innuendo intended.

Favorite food: Pastaaa~

Favorite anime/manga: Death Note, or Azumanga Daioh

Favorite video game: Ace Attorney series

Favorite movie: Mamma Mia!, Cloverfield, or The Sound of Music.

Favorite book: NOT TWILIGHT. It's the Princess Diaries series.

Other favorite things: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on ki-- NO.

Hobbies: Being a weirdo, playing video games, watching movies, writing all kinds of crap, lurking at the local Target, reading Twilight to build more effective strategies in verbal battle, getting people addicted to games and manga I like, civilized debates, singing at random intervals, sticking random notes in the library that say "If you like this, read -insert something here- too!", making pervy jokes, bothering my friends over the phone, reading bad fanfic and laughing at it, drawing, and writing fanfic.

Dislikes: Being ignored, Aeropostale and the like (though I will admit that one of those A-something stores in the mall had nice polo shirts), loud screamy music, 98 percent of rap music, people who hate me for no reason, bad "gramer n speling", people who hate my fandom just because they consider theirs superior, Xion, when my friends bother me to watch Hetalia, realizing I ship too many things, and the song "Edelweiss".

Some Inside Jokes: Pepper, squirrels, Kernel Sanderz, puzzles, Polly Justice Syndrome, Edelweiss, goats, punch-buggies, Apathetic Old Man, Daryan vs Rubik's Cube, noses, a lot about Edward Cullen, Socky Tobaya, gorges, blenders, waterfalls, socks, and "insert Pokemon here is the devil".

Other Info: I like yaoi. I'm fifteen. I take a lot of advanced classes. Someday I want to travel Europe. My dad is an ex-cop. I used to collect Beanie-Babies. All my stuffed animals are named. I'm allergic to cats. I've made sea-salt ice cream before. I'll ship almost any pairing, but some more than others. I've been told I act like I'm on drugs. My sign is Cancer. Sometimes I write fics starring Mary-Sues because they're funny if done well. Mine aren't.

A list of a few favorite pairings, mostly yaoi:

Zack/Cloud (mostly with younger, less-emo Cloud)
Zemyx (my first yaoi pairing)
RikuReplica/Namine (It was so cute...)
Itachi/Konan (CRACK!)
AkuRoku (The first yaoi I ever wrote)
Larxel (Because it's just as canon as the above, only one-sided)
Layton/Luke (Don't judge me!)
Phoenix/Edgeworth (Obligatory.)
Klavipollo (Also obligatory, and maybe even more canon!)
Daryan/Machi (I said, don't judge me!)
Kristoph/Dahlia (A match made in hell!)
Diego/Mia (WHYYY?! WHY, FATE?!)
Hamlet/Yorick (IT. IS. CANON.)
Cyrus/Saturn (Canon canon canon canon)
Sir Aaron/Roark (Time Traveler's Gay Boyfriend? Whut?!)
Flint/Volkner (Caaanooon.)
Lucian/Aaron (...no explanation)
Crasher Wake/Fantina (I am convinced that Fantino/a is actually male and is named Fantino.)
Riley/Lucas ("Potions won't help if you're DEAD.")
Roark/James (Rock collection, bottle cap collection!)
Jessie/James (8D)

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