Bonjour! I am Mandibles, and I am a human droid created to destroy mankind...err...maybe I should start over. My name is unimportant, I have an obsession for many things and people including the Joker, Willy Wonka, carrots, chocolate, books, and several others.

How old are you? Um...I'm a teen, and that's all you need to know lol.

Where are you from? Earth, but I moved here from a veeery small planet light years away from here.

Do you speak any other languages? A little German, a little French, a little Spanish, and a little Italian. Of course when I say that, I only mean a few words and phrases XD.

I think I saw you at the mall. Probably. If you saw a giant with Joker makeup on and green tinted hair, then yes, that was me.

Any hobbies? Pool, piano, and umm...that's it, I think. OH! I also like to write random little stories hehe.

Really? You sound lazy :P No sports? I used to be on a basketball team, but I quit because I had to give up my Saturdays for practice...yuck XP

Facts about me: Whenever I heat up or cook something in the microwave, the number can NOT be an odd number, nor can it be divisible by five. Same with volume levels on the tv.

If I don't have my chocolate fix every week, I get angry...very angry :)

I own a green anole lizard named Durke. He's my baby X3

I am TERRIFIED of cotton balls.

Sometimes I pretend I'm in a Call of Duty game, yelling out orders and rolling around on the floor.

Bacon disgusts me so much that I have to turn my head whenever I see it or someone eating it.

If you're a hot guy and I've met you, then it is a possibility that I have imagined you in a dress once or twice. ;D

I am in love with Scar from Lion King, and I often sing 'his song' in the mirror.

Speaking of mirrors, I can't stand them when they're foggy!

I almost got away with stealing a fish from Wal Mart...No, not the one in the package! A live one, silly!

I change my accent a LOT and I pretend that I can't speak English when I meet people for the first time.

I wear a jacket all year 'round. No matter what.

Peppermints are one of my weaknesses.

So are mice. NOT rats. There is quite a difference...hehe.

I found a Joker card in the basket I picked at the store, and that whole week, I was convinced that the Joker (an imposter, of course) was planning to kidnap me, bring me back to his warehouse, and we'd fall in love! XD

I've never kissed anyone before, or anything beyond that :D

I want to be a lot of things when I grow up, including a circus performer. ^_^

I once ate soap because the smell was that good...and immediately regretted it.

I believe aliens will one day come to Earth and either attack us or make peace.

I LOVE the Golden Girls.

I have a clown fetish, a (male) thigh fetish, and I HATE SAPPY ROMANCES!!! X-)

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