YouMakeMeDelirious
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Joined 07-28-09, id: 2027346, Profile Updated: 08-14-09
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Hi!

Let me just say that I love to read! I can read just about anything and still love it. My favorite books are Harry Potter and The Series of Unfortunate Events. I don't know why but it seems almost like my favorite authors are from England...but it wouldn't even matter because if a story has realistic characters and a good plot I will probably recommend it to all my friends. But reading Harry Potter stories for me is like feeling bipolar (no offense to anyone who is). For an author to make anyone cry, laugh, and/or feel angry all in one book has got to be one very talented writer. I just want to say I applaude and thank J.K. Rolwling, Lemony Snicket and all the other authors who helped pave the way and inspire young writers.

But anyways, when I came across fanfiction I had this sudden urge to want to start writing stories. It was kind of inspirational in a way because before I was always kind of hard for me to just up and write a story. The only time I would make up stories is for school papers or if I was lying to someone (just kidding =). I just want to say I'm new to this so don't make me cry reading your reviews. I'll try to take your critiszm as advice, but no name calling!

Thank you and enjoy!

P.S. I was never in a Spelling Bee so if my spelling isn't perfect DON'T let me know, please! That's what Beta Readers are for!


You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Jack
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Red and Blue (can't choose between the two)
3. Your first initial? C
4. Your month of birth? August
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Faith
7. What's your favorite number? 24
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Cali of course! duh!
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Lakes (i live in the state known for 10,000 lakes for real!!)
10. What is your wish? That I could meet Kanye West and he could make me famous (in a good way lol)

1. You are in love with this person. ...no im not
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. yay!
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love. yay!
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life. double yay!
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
Wow really? I wouldn’t have guessed… WELL DUH! SHE IS MY BFF! haha
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

ok? i can tell that aint gonna come true =...

STOP RACISM!! :

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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