lauriexrochelle
 Author has written 1 story for NCIS. Um... so about me. Well, i have two dogs, the oldest one is a siberian huskey and she is named Tacoma. The second dog is my baby. She is an austrailian shephard puppy named Cali. I watch a lot of tv so during the week i have a busy scheduel. Sunday is army wives.(besides for being like a soap, the show is actually okay) Monday is House and Lie to me. Tuesday is dancing with the stars, NCIS, and soon American Idol. Wednesday is- well, I don't think anythings on wednesday. I think that's when dancing with the stars is on, American Idol will be on, and so you think you can dance. Thursday is Bones and Fringe. I almost forgot about So you think you can dance. That is also on Thursday. Friday is Numbers, but i dont really watch that. Nothing on Saturday- go figure. Personally, thank god for Dvr, because everything is on at 8. So far it hasn't been a problem, but our dvr only records two shows at a time, and during the recordings you have to be watching one of the shows thats being recorded. So yeah, busy night. Okay, so no offense to dancing with the stars fans, but i would totally be okay if they never aired it again- or at least aired it on a day that so many other shows are on. Seriously. I had to cut our Secret life of the american teenager and cupid because what i like to watch obviously isn't as important as my parents shows! sorry, blowing off steam. I like to think that im fun and outgoing, but if you asked my new classmates, im sure they wouldn't have much to say. I used to be outgoing, that was when i went to my other school. I've grown up in the church, so obviously, my parents sent me to a privat catholic school. the ones where you grow up with everyone, so if u start going to school there in like 5th or 6th grade, even though people are nice, im sure u never feel at home. You know the ones im talking about. the schools where everybodys parents went to school together. yada, yada, yada. Now im going to a public highschool and all the people there went to elementry and middle school, and junior high together. So for now, im people watching. Ive never been a talkative person, but i guess if u refer to my profile id guess u'd say i bable alot. Okay, so obviouly i like to read or write. (i like both) I come up with a lot of cool ideas(at least i think so) but i have the attention span of a mustard seed. anyone who knows the bible know that means really really small! sorry for all the religious references, i guess my religion has really affected me. OMG! IM TOTALLY ADHD!! so like i was saying... I do a lot of writing and reading. So far the only fanfic ive written is NCIS, Bones, and Inuyasha. Ive been thinking about Fringe, but i dont think its been a show long enough for me to really grasp the characters and their train of thought. But i think id be good with Walter. were both ADHD!! i actually tried looking for Fringe fanfic, but no offense, it didn't work for me. it sorta appears that no one else has really grasped the characters and their train of thought. i was going to say something else, but it slipped my mind. oh well, it'll probably come to me later. I just wanna thank everyone who's put time into writing a story because that shows how passionate u are. I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!! okay, so if anyone needs a beta writer im open. im like obsessed with making sure are grammer errors are fixed. looking back now, i wish i sorta wrote more about myself becaus i saw this one profile where this girl wrote(or guy) like 10 pages about themselves and im no where near. I was just at CMW2's profile.(they have some great stuff) i found all this stuff to copy paste. STEREOTPYES If you hate stereotypes, copy/paste this into your profile. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mid wiped, copy and paste this in your profile If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING AND/OR ARE A TREEHUGGER. copy and paste this in your profile If you've heard the freecreditreport.com song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!). copy and paste this in your profile If you just started singing that song after reading above. copy and paste this in your profile! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! yes! and what if we went around telling ppl that they're too short, and so are therefore disqualified from the human race? copy and paste this in your profile! If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montana or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF If you think it is strange Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN. copy and paste this in your profile! 16 things to do at a WalMart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.( And some cheez its!) 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(or flip it off) 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"(or air freshener!) 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted WAY too many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read to the bottom of this list, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. QUOTES THAT ROCK Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Life's Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station… The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You can’t be late until you show up. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. A clever man commits no minor blunders. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. Clever men are good, but they are not the best. A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude! Don't look at me in that tone of voice! It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish. My voices tell me that your voices are dorks. Oh! Look, a distraction! Bring it...fool! Sometimes, when I hear a song on the radio, I'm like red, green, red, blue, yellow. Normal is a setting on a dryer. In case of emergency, break dance. For sale! My parents: buy one, get one free. If love is stupid, then I stupid you. School starts September 9. Resistance is futile. I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten! I hope you know that often times, we're the only ones who think each other's funny. Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework. Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur. Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness... My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. They don't know that we know that they know we know. I shower naked. Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the truth" You'll always be my friend. You know too much. The voices in my head are fighting again. Music is my crack. We are so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll. I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here. "I'm a dinosaur, so, like, 'rawr,' and stuffs" Let’s go shenaniganizing! People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored. People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs… I find ‘good morning’ a contradiction of terms. I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized. You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you. The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men. Did you know that if you say "Gullible" slowly, it sounds like "green beans?" HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa--NO! I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm? Bad things happen when my friends think… Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman! Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it. Friends are the ones who ask what happened. Best friends are the ones who shout, "SHE’S PISSED! MOVE!" I’m not as random as you think I SALAD! Much love, lauriexrochelle |
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