Alright, so I was looking at my profile and decided that it just needed to be changed. I would have loved to go through it and simply edit the damned thing, but it was all ramblings about nothing to do with this site, or those surprisingly entertaining "copy-n-past to your profile" ifs.

Then again, does a profile even have to incorporate anything regarding this site? What the hell would someone interested in one of my stories want to know by coming here? [Questions, questions, questions.]

Hopefully (s)he didn't read of the crappy stories I posted in middle school and decided to come here and hate! Then again, they were pretty terrible and I am a lazy bastard who isn't going to fix them, so hate away, if you must.

If hating isn't what you came here to do, then you may or may not be disappointed at the lack of interesting fun facts of your good pal Plutomite.

I suppose explaining the name is the least I can do; I was so distraught at Pluto no longer being a planet that I complained about it for weeks. When my friend had enough and told me to shut up, I explained to her, in rather dramatic way, that Pluto was my home planet. "I'm a Pluto...tarian..." I trailed.

"Plutomite," she replied. And the name stuck.

There. One fun fact.

Other Info:

If there was one thing that peeked your interesting, (not likely), I do have much better work on WattPad that, admittedly, is not fandom based. My own personal stories will go there, and my fandom fictions will probably come here.

Like I started, if you're interested, I'm ThePlutomite on wattpad.com in case you want to look it up. (They tend to have darker themes, but I think they would all be considered PG-13.)

Fun Facts:

1.) Pluto will always be a planet in my mind; not to beat a dead horse.

2.) I support villains. Please, we will be amazing friends if you agree that Ursula deserved the crown after freaking Ariel ran away from home after seeing a guy for the FIRST TIME. Honestly, if I were her dad, I would have let her die; she's the youngest of like nine kids. Don't need anymore bills.

3.) I have a very inappropriate sense of humor that often has some type of truth to it. See fact number two for reference.

4.) It's not weird to find men who are approaching fifty attractive, case one; Robert Downey Jr.

5.) Thirty-three is quite young for a minor. Case one; Tom Hiddleston

6.) Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are amazing actors, and I can't help but feel like The Cornetto Trilogy is much deeper and intense than it really is. Feels.

7.) I'm sarcastic. A real subtle sarcasm... Sometimes I don't know when I'm using it.

8.) I will talk to you about Supernatural and Harry Potter until the world ends or you want to punch me in the throat.

9.) I love a lot of things. Like you.

10.) I have always wanted a little brother, but it seems like the stars have decided differently for me in this universe.