Howdy y'all!

Firstly, a few brief messages:

David: I'm sorry I said you were mean. What I meant to say was "David, you are the most adorable person on the planet."

Hicks- You really should wear blue more often; it brings out your eyes. But for the love of all that is holy, please BRUSH YOUR HAIR!

Michael- You've just been voted the most attractive male in the 8th grade! What are you gonna do next?

People Who Are Reading This Who Don't Know Me Personally- I tend to ramble, as I've recently realized. Sorry.

Secondly, a few things you need to know about me:

I live in Sinton, Texas. (I'll give you a prize if you've ever heard of it before)

I am in love with Johnny Depp, Steven Tyler, and Robert Downey, Jr.. I've yet to hear back from any of them, but one of these days they'll see reason and accept my marriage proposal.

I'm a girl, in case you hadn't figured it out.

Colin and I are divorced. (but don't tell him that...)

Some of my favorite people are:

Wills, whom I love half to death, except when he gets mad. He's much less lovable then. And I mean, MUCH less.

Hannah, who makes me laugh and is easy to talk to.

Megan, who is... Megan. Enough said.

Hicks, who really should have known he would be on this list. Could I make it any more obvious?

My favorite things are reading, Lord of the Rings (books and movies), Harry Potter, (books more than the movies), Aerosmith, Train, Once Upon A Time, anything written by Cassandra Clare and chocolate. (and using the word "y'all". Oh, and parentheses.)

I have brown hair and brown eyes, and the complexion of an albino ( or a corpse. Or, have y'all seen that show, the Walking Dead? I resemble one of the "walkers").

I have the weirdest sense of humor, and my favorite class is English, because I am a huge stickler for grammar. (do you consider "y'all" correct grammar? 'Cuz I do.)

Someday I'm going to live somewhere people have heard of. This I swear.

And, just as a warning, the most updating I do is on this profile. I have one sort of story, but I don't really know if/when i will finish that. If I do write anything else, it will be a one-shot, because I've learned that I just don't have the required patience for a chapter story. (Or if I do, I have yet to find it.)

Thanks for reading Love y'all.

Copy this to your profile is if you swear that you are up to no good.

50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

15 annoying things to do in an Elevator.

1. Push the buttons and pretend they send a shock through you. Wait for the effects of the "shock" to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

2. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

3. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

4. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

6. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

7. Swat at flies which don't exist.

8. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

9. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

10. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

11. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

12. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

13. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

14. Draw a little square on the floor with a pen/pencil and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

15. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.