Hello Ladies and Germs!

My above poll, the numbers have gone weird. Just IGNORE the numbers besides the words.

copy and pastes...

If you've ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

If you think that Rosalie from Twilight absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie

If you think sometimes being blunt and straight to the point isn't being rude even when others say it is, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't like a celebrity, but hate when people make fun of them, copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you'e ever said something like: Did you just say I'm not pretty? Fine. Because if I'm not pretty, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix cereal, copy this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with the 'Thirst' series, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book or tv show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool, copy this on your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you sometimes think your ugly even though your completely beautiful, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE TEAM ROSALIE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

cute sayings...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you found this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

98 percent of teenagers believe statistics found of Fanfiction . net profiles. If you're one of the 2 percent who think people just pulled those statistics out of the butts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another dimension...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were disappointed to find out that you can't PM yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it's never done me any harm! Copy and paste this into your profile if you're thankful for your education.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you're an aspiring writer who wants to someday publish books for a living, don't copy and paste this into your profile! Go write, stupid!

82 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink alcohol, and rob convenience stores...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

SIDE NOTE: Fanfiction has taken over my life. All of my Top 10 most visited webpages are effeffdawtnet pages.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to honor the deaths (which are many)

But they’re NOT mine, so, Collins, don’t sue!

-Claratrix LeChatham