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Joined 02-17-13, id: 4549319, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.

Hi there! I'm Chloe, your average Lord of the Rings/Star Wars/Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Sherlock geek who loves to read fan fiction. I'm pretty young, immature, really easy going and laid back. My appetite is similar to that of a hobbit's. In other words I really, really love food. I spend most of my time surfing the Internet (usually here on FFnet or tumblr), reading, doodling, and listening to music. My URL on tumblr is davidtennantsamazinghair.

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A Not So Unwelcome Journey by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,273 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] Nori, Bofur
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kíli, OC] - Complete
Improbable Meetings of the Wibbly Wobbly Kind by Wednesday1990 reviews
The Doctor finds himself landing back on Earth, much to his confusion. Unfortunately for him, SHIELD is waiting for his arrival.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,703 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Agent Phil Coulson
Loki's Sassy Gay Friend by Nicholls reviews
This is Loki, many lives in New York City could have been saved, if he had a Sassy Gay friend…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
Insert Amazing Title Here reviews
There was once an amazing girl who came to Middle Earth, with ethereal beauty, a clever mind, and deadly skill with a sword. She could walk miles and miles without complaining and she ended up saving everyone in the fellowship. She also got with all the hot guys and lived happily ever after. This girl is obviously not me. Rated T for some language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2014
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