I'm pretty sure people don't read these things. Nevertheless, I'll throw some shit in for whoever is.

For starters, I am female.

I pee in public swimming pools so that people have to swim in my piss. :)

I was the only Asian kid hanging out in summer school with my Pokemon cards and exotic yellow skin.

I only read Cloud and Leon fanfiction that is written by Reizbar-Ookami 'cuz I'm a stalker.

I peed in my sister's face product for my sweet revenge.

My previous snake ran away because I apparently left his cage open and let him slither away. He was a gift. A four hundred dollar gift. I still haven't told my sister that I lost him. (Hahaha~)

I am allergic to flea bites. I swell up like crazy when I do get bit, and I had a bitchin' time when my dog got fleas.

I hate amusement parks like Six Flags and Knott's. Think about it, it's so ghetto. There's like gum stuck to the benches and the rides, and it smells like a fucking dumpster. Plus, the place is swarming with bees and flies.

Moths and butterflies scare the shit out of me. There were these pair of moths mating and I had to squish it with my dog's treats. (I'm such a shitty owner.)

One of my bad habits is cracking my gum, and I always have to constantly move my jaw or else I'll start feeling like chewing on raw meat. (Pretty gross, because I hate meat. Plus, I hate talking so I chew gum.)

Mommy dearest doesn't talk to me because I didn't come out of her hoo-ha as a boy. I swear, if I had a dick I would be hotter than fucking Spock and USS Enterprise combined.