Hi. So...I don't really know what to put...but I got this thing because the anarchist13 (whom i love so very dearly) made me. So if I annoy you, kill HER. No offense the anarchist13, I love you... :)

My favorites of stuff? I doubt you care but oh well. HEA-UH:

Color: I do not have one...so everything

Book: Couldn't pick one for my life

Movie: Either Spaceballs, Remember the Titans, or any of the Die Hards/MIs

Genre: Um...Action/Romance and/or Espionage. Definitely.

Music: Pretty much anything but rap and some screamo.

Person: Everybody. I'm a person lover...

Subject: Lunch.

And now I'm going to pointlessly put a bunch of random quotes in which I have found myself asphyxiating on my own lauhgter because of or because I just think they're pretty cool:

-"Hey...so, you're a guy, right?"..."Do you want me to check or something?"

-Dude, we're like two trippy peas in a far out pod, man!!

-PAKISTANIAN BUNJI-JUMPERS

-You suck like a vaccuum cleaner

-My mum says I look like sleeping beauty when I'm unconcious. Well, if sleeping beauty went ninja and loved screaming at her brothers.

-YES. TOLITOS. DO YOU HAVE TOLITO ISSUES?

-Go touch him while you're getting your waffles

-I hate when people who know me see me in the supermarket and they're like "Hey, what are you doing here?" and I'm just like "Oh, you know, hunting elephants"

-I stupid you!!!!

-OH COME ON. You're gonna have something else shoved up there one day, so you might as well start getting use to it now!! (My mum, actually told me that in the middle of a supermarket parking lot...quite an interesting day that was.)

I don't know why, but sometimes I just get the feeling I'm being watched...and then I turn around and realize I smell like bacon and I'm standing in a house with 4 dogs occupying it.

Anyways, if you think i have no writing talent whatsoever, then go to the anarchist13's story called "Maximum Disaster" (which by the way is hilarious and awesome and amazing and-well you get the picture) and look in her reviews until you find the kind of long anonymous one by a person named "PUP" and read it. Then you can tell me all the ego-crushing things you want to.

So in conclusion: Thanks for not caring! I love you guys too.

-Secrets and Stories