[Profile of Bishlet, from FanFiction 'The Art of Being A Bish', from DevianTART under the same name and inventor of the waterproof teabag.]

'Why so serious?'- The Joker

'I'm Batman'- Batman

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Age: Teen.

Firstname: Bishlet

Lastname:... fack.

Gender: Female, last time I checked.

Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere. You will never know; MWUHAHAHAHAH

Favourite food: Pretty much anything with chocolate on it, yes, even Justin Bieber. Spare me the strange looks, I mean, c'mon, we all want him gone, and I'm rather peckish...

Favourite fluid: Melted chocolate.

Hobby: TROLL THE NOOBS, TROLL THE SKANKS, TROLL THE OLD PEOPLE WHO SMELL LIKE CHEESE. What was the question again...?

Hates: SPIDERS. I know I know, someone as magnificent and evil as me, being scared of spiders? Maybe I'm just jealous of their eight legs and four eyes, maybe I'm pissed because it's hard to troll something that can't understand a word you're saying and doesn't respond to your epic pranks and shit. Or, maybe I'm just afraid that they'll murder me in my sleep. Yeah, that's probably it. Oh, I also hate swagfags. #YOLO

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If I told you I'm not insane, my nose would grow the size of Nicki Minaj's ass, and it would pair up with Lil Wayne and start rapping/singing/whatever you people call it.

Now on a serious note...

*Plays serious note on Piano*

Problem? ಠ_ಠ