The liar. The prideful pretender. The coward. Usopp didn't know how much he could change, even when the chance was thrust onto him. He doubted he could correct things with his slingshot and his wits, even with a decade to work with. But, even though he knew he was the weakest, he was still a Straw Hat pirate, and he would damn well try.

After a horrible car accident a year prior, Sanji found himself wheelchair bound and a little lost. When his sister forces him to go to a baseball game, he really isn't expecting much from it; until a certain green-haired baseball player makes it his mission disrupt all of Sanji's carefully thought out plans.

(DARK fic) For Sanji Black, submission was the epitome of sexual arousal, but working as a weary Apple Tech Support hardly gave him the opportunity to find an interesting psychological match. When a last ditch attempt on an online dating site brings to light the smart, punk-haired Physiotherapist, Zoro Roronoa, he finds that he gets a little more than he bargained for.

"Zoro's grief felt like a spiraling spider web, getting caught on random things, unable to untangle itself from everyday words and normal phrases, setting him off into a torrent of pain." When Zoro is faced with unimaginable loss, he is more lost then ever before. How will he find the strength he needs to cope?

Sanji's convictions have ended up harming the crew more than he ever expected. Zoro can't stand the way the cook seems to slowly lose himself after this. Can he manage to bring him back? (Zosan and rated M for further chapters, just in case)

Zoro accidentally overhears an interesting conversation and it inspires him to go after something he's wanted for a long time. He just didn't expect it to be so complicated.

COMPLETE. Collab with Sinisterbug! xD When the Sunny docks, Sanji and Zoro sometimes seek out relief in some not so savory places. The same places... and the same women? Eventual Zoro/Sanji. Warnings: HET, yaoi, language.

Sanji is a rich and famous sous chef that always gets whatever he wishes. However, he meets a green-haired man who doesn't know his name and treats him like any commoner. He wants this man, but never had the confidence to go after him in fear of him finding out his rich and famous background and being treated differently. - AU, oneshot

AU. Zoro is head over heels with Sanji, but the blond fails to appreciate his worth and takes him for granted. His pain and suffering are becoming too much. And after three long years of being with the blond, Zoro finally decides.

collection of warm up drabbles, most 500 words or less but it got longer as I went on. Given as prompts through my tumblr when I'm in need of something to get me writing. Collected here for your pleasure. Zosan

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

A little soulmate AU where Zoro is weird, Sanji is in love with the idea of love and the rest of the crew can only watch in dismay. It'll be updated in little drabble like chapters. Mainly done for my own amusement. Zosan, Frobin and an unconventional LuNa

Sanji loves Zoro. Zoro loves Sanji. They are also, somehow, obliviously, infuriatingly, in an unrequited love with each other. Usopp thinks he can do something about it. He really should have had more self-preservation instinct than that. Usopp's POV

Sanji doesn't think much will come out of his one-sided crush on the green-haired tiger. After all, he's only seen him a handful of times. At least, until they become roommates.

A fic that started as a set of drabbles and grew legs and ran away. Sanji runs a cafe and Zoro is an oblivious moron. Contains love, or something like it. zosan

ZoSan, AU. Sanji is tricked into working on Christmas eve, much to his dismay. He's resigned to spending his Christmas alone and annoyed when a small miracle appears in the form of a surly green haired manager.

Zoro is a blacksmith, Sanji is Sanji. Originally a one shot, now it's started mutating into additional chapters. It's growing! Heeeeelp!

Zoro is a Cambion, a demon that feeds on sexual energy. Sanji is an overly sexual cook with energy to spare and he's dealing with these congested feelings for a certain marimo. Bigger summary inside.

Once upon a forest, there was a mossy tree. Along came a blond boy, like it was meant to be. The two could not communicate, but that did not stop them; Once upon a forest, as two unlikely friends. ZoSan, AU, Zoro is a tree. Vaguely Christmas-themed, since that's where we start. Now with sequels attached!

"It's not that I don't want you to meet my family, really." Zoro insists with wide, earnest gold eyes shining pleadingly. "It's just that you won't let me come visit when you're home for Christmas, despite the fact that you told me you'd all be doing nothing for the whole week so you're not even busy." Sanji says flatly.

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

Humans have been forced underground due to the effects of a chemical weapon that has made surface life impossible. Sanji lives in one of these underground colonies and though he dreams of bigger things his life has been mundane; spent following strict rules and obeying higher commands. Or it was, until a stranger shows up and changes everything.

After the restaurant where Sanji works burns down and his wallet is stolen, a stranger takes him home. Zoro immediataly has a crush on the foulmouthed chef, but it appears Sanji is only interested in being friends. After a friend of Zoro is being arrested for burning down the restaurant, Sanji and Zoro see each other more often. AU. ZoSan part of Fire Universe. Cover by Picmurasaki

As they age everyone develops a mark which perfectly fits with that of their soul mate, but what happens when your mark and that of the boy you're in love with don't match at all? Zoro/Sanji Done for Teaseitmarknutt on tumblr for the Zosan valentines exchange. Unbelievably my valentine wanted AU angst, it must be fate!

He'd known it from the very beginning that things between them would never really work.

Life guarding had gotten significantly less boring for Zoro since the new blond swimmer had started coming to Grand Line Pool. (A collection of drabbles based around a love sick lifeguard and a slightly oblivious blond.) AU, pre-ZoSan, eventual ZoSan, written for a prompt on tumblr; Zoro daydreaming about Sanji's body

Sanji plans a romantic movie magic moment for him and Zoro on New Year's Eve. Done for the Christmas Zosan Drabble exchange.

After two years, Sanji tries to figure out his feelings for Zoro. During a misunderstanding involving Usopp, Sanji realises his feelings for Zoro might be much deeper than he tried to convince himself. ZoSan. SanZo. Nakamaship.

Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.

In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.

Inspired by a letter found on the dear one piece tumblr from Perona to Zoro. One shot

"Sanji hates Usopp right now, everything is completely his fault and he hates him. He hates his stupid face, his stupid lies, his stupid nose and most of all his stupid PLANTS!" Zosan, Plot? What Plot? One Shot.

Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan

Summer, bikinis, beautiful women... and Sanji hates it. Zoro/Sanji

Sanji stays up at night to be able to talk to a stranger on the phone who tries an helps him with his insomnia. Warning: Explicit Zoro/Sanji.

How can you be careful what you wish for if you don't know what it is you really want? ZoSan. Swearing. poem isn't mine but I won't tell you who's it is until the end, I don't wanna spoil any plot-points. Will eventually be bumped up to an M rating.

Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.

Zoro, Usopp, and Robin don't return as expected from a foray into an island forest. After setting out to locate them, the rest of the crew finds their nakama each missing significant portions of their whole lives.

ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.

Sanji and Zoro have a nice little thing going...maybe...okay, so maybe not. But whatever they do have is about to crumble, all over one little, insignificant detail: Love.

It hadn’t been long since Franky had teamed up with the Straw Hat crew and he was still finding his footing. ZxS. Complete.

Zoro and Sanji find themselves exploring a more liberal approach with a certain Fire-using older brother.

Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.

Summary: Falling in love, bit by bit. ZxS. Complete.

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.