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stuff about me

Name: i'm not going to tell you that just call me Hinata

Age: You don't need to know that either, gosh nosy people

TV shows: um... i like any thing on discovery or history or animal planet but lots of naruto i love naruto

Movies:Harry potter, star wars any of the naruto movies, um... there are others to but i'm to lazy to type them

Cool authors : why do you need me to type this out just check my favorite author place thingy

FOOD: ramen, choclate, chicken, and some other stuff to

i just got back from Florida i went to universal and to the island of adventure with two really close friends it was fun there are the ones who got me started on fan fictions which is why i dedicate practically everything i write to you guys and you know who you are, Jayfeathers Stick and InoSaysHi thats all i have to say execpt go to Jayfeathers Stick and InoSaysHi profiles and read their stories

and according to the copy and pasted stuff i am a naruto addict dddduuuuuuhhhhhhh

MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED BUT I'M INSANE AND PROUD OF IT

Copy and pasted stuff

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

This one below is from bakared4ever, funny right?

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -

Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.

-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Found this on a website.(Can't remember which.)

You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When..

You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. _ You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto. ...And also try to add to this list as well

my Naruto addict:

you know your a naruto fan when:

you actullay read this

you run by a friend a bunch of time and call it shadow clones

you put glue on your feet so you can walk up a tree

you get stuck on a tree because of the glue

you dye your head red and adopt a blond kid

you laugh your ass of when your being chased for painting mount rushmore

you get a emo kid and a girl in love with him and call yourself team 7

you try things on this list ;P

you are guilty of doing more than 3 things on this list

hey so if you read this far congrats you really are a naruto addict(:

If you have ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that Severus Snape was one of the bravest man in the entire HP series copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. (That's what a pillow's for.)

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and pastes this to your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.(all the time)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the A morphs version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, let's shove Barney up a tree! With a great big shove and a push from me to you. Won't you say you hate him too! Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!(i do this a lot!)

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, XxCharlottexX1, gummybear1620, Gaara Sempai, ChippyUchiha, diamondflames554

You Know You Are Still Living In 2011 When...

1. You enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven’t played real solitaire in years

3. You would rather look all over the house for the remote the press the power button on the TV

4. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

6. As you read this you think of sending this to all your friends

7. As you read this you keep nodding and smiling

8. You were to busy to notice number 5

9. You actually looked back up to see if there even was a number 5

10. Now your laughing at your own stupidity

11. Now you will post this on your profile because you fell for it!

Akatsukicons!

Pein: @:@

Konan: *-_-

Itachi: */ \*

Deidara: o\/

Zetsu: \o.o/

Tobi: @

Sasori: -.-

Kisame: =0_o=

Hidan: o.o

Kakuzu: $_$

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

“He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. (So true...)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)

My favorite word is sarcasm. (Yep, totally is.)

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Press any key to continue. ...Where's the any key?

Heaven kicked me out but Hell is afraid I'll take over.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're the same.

I'm bored. Run for the sake of your sanity.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a serious mental problem.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. ...My work here is done.

You're funny, but looks aren't everything.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it keeps on flying anyway.

Smile. It confuses people.

I am the person, sitting in the corner, reading a book, secretly plotting your untimely demise...

If it's always in the last place you look, why does the remote never turn up in the freezer?

I didn't trip, I just decided to give the floor a hug.

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

If you're born deaf, what language do you think in?

Want to find out who your real friends are? Screw up real bad and see who's still there.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon!

If someone has multiple personalities and threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When all else fails, lower your standards.

They always say the right guy will come along eventually; well, mine's either lost or got hit by a truck.

The best answer to any emergency situation is to run away screaming in terror.

Sorry, my fault; I forgot you were a complete idiot.

You people are the reason I need medication.

'Do not disturb', I'm disturbed enough already.

I refuse to answer your question on the grounds that I don't know the answer!

You say I'm crazy; I say I'm just bored.

Personally I think language was developed for our overwhelming need to complain.

The whole world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus!

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go.

According to my calculations... You are an idiot.

Make it idiot proof and someone will find a better idiot.

If you're gonna do something wrong, at least have fun doing it.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

The quietest place on earth is the Parachute Company Complaint Center

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.
My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help.Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, cause you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do, is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society,and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die,but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound,it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you areAGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX Put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, JediFanPadawan, AkatsukiRockz, 1Zara-Uchiha1, diamondfames554

Amanda was a very pretty girl with long black hair and beautiful green eyes. One night, she was getting ready to go out and meet her boyfriend. She was doing her makeup and her hair, and choosing her best clothes. She walked down to the corner where she was supposed to meet him when, suddenly someone stumbled out of the pub, drunk and dishevelled. Slowly backing away, she didn’t realize who it was hobbling towards her until he got right up close. When she saw the angry, pasty face of her boyfriend, she began to run.

He ran after her, almost falling into the motionless road. The heel of her shoe snapped, and she tripped, breathless and tired. Before she could stand up again, he caught up with her. He dragged her into the field beside them, where he strangled her. Lying there, dead, in front of him, with matted hair and a pale face, her eyes stared up at him. Thinking quickly, he crept into the garden of the neighbors, who ran a butchers shop. He sneaked into the preparation room, where all of the knives were. He took the first knife he saw, and spent half an hour cutting Amanda into pieces. He buried each piece separately around the field, before passing out, either from shock or alcohol poisoning.

Right now, Amanda’s spirit is sat beside you. She’s reading every word of this scary e-mail, just as you are. But she’s read it thousands of times. If you want to stay safe, Amanda will help you. Even dead, she is a sweet and kind girl. But her boyfriend died drunk, angry, and murderous. That is the way he has stayed. If you spread this story to as many people as you can, Amanda will keep him away. After all – you can only die once. However, if you just laugh it off and delete this, well… she’ll just laugh of your murder.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[X] -I have (a) piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Hmm not sure if happy or not...

Konan
[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3] That's weird.

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. thay are my friends younger siblings but i take care of them
] -Many people find me attractive. yeah um... no
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. hate fights but can...ish
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. Damn straight
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. yup :3
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 5] HELL YEAH!!!

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X ] - I like gore :3 YESH
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age
[X] - Puppets are fascinating.
] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. OMJ (oh my Jashin) agreed
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[X ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi. NO!
[X ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel. hazel!!
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off damn first years
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score:3]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. It was a bet and i was alot younger at the time
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
[X ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME! Mmhmm i love plants and shit!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad. finally someone who understands!
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 4]

Tobi
] - I'm always hyperactive.
] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange. Orange is the best... who just disagreed *beats up*
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. i like to think i am anyway!!
] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Well at least sugar high tobi is...

[Tobi Score: 1]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru score: 1]

[I am a tie of Kisame and Itachi, cool]

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Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 263,558 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC - Complete
Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2008
Forever and Always by Itachi-Uchiha-lover reviews
L. The greatest detective in the world. Many have heard of him, few know who he truly is. I am one of the few who do know, what you could call, the real L. This is the story of how I met and befriended the greatest detective to ever live, and of how we both fell in that nightmare known as the Kira case. L x OC. Discontinued. Check profile for Forever and Always Rewrite.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [L, OC] - Complete
Pein's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan's a kid! sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/6/2016 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Hidan's a kid! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Little Girl and the Akatsuki by Dana.Kay123 reviews
Konan decides to bring a little girl to the Akatsuki to be her 'baby'...What will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,345 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Akatsuki
The Akatsuki are at my house, again! by Dana.Kay123 reviews
This is the sequel to my story "The Akatsuki are at my house, WAIT WHAT".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Akatsuki
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
This Is A Joke Right! by SandNinjaBunny reviews
stupid drunk naruto freak, falls off the damn roof, and ends up inside the naruto universe, and there is only one thing that she can do since she's there,...to piss off the one and only Gaara of the sand, talk about the best vacation ever. GaaraXOC comedy, well after you pass 3 chapters THE SUQUEL IS UP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,539 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Gaara, OC] Temari, Kankuro - Complete
The Childhood of the Holmes Boys by BookwormSH96 reviews
The story of Shelock and Mycroft's childhood. From Sherlock's birth to when he meets John aged 30.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,313 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
mycroft the matchmaker by elspethpoppy reviews
mycroft and john have been texting. plotting ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
New Pet by TheKillerPinecone reviews
Ciel's A neko Sebastian's a clothes designer, misadventures happen and sex, Read it, I don't update often but its still active. Oh Grell and William and Claude and Alois happen too. sometimes, kinda
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
Jotun Snowflakes by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,623 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Thor, Loki, King Laufey
Once a Murderer, Now a Hero by 9tailedfox657 reviews
Itachi redeems himself by taking Naruto as his pupil. Seven years have passed, Naruto eagerly waiting to become a ninja, goes to Sarutobi; The Third Hokage and asks to become a ninja. Sarutobi decides to test Naruto against Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,831 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mycroft Nags by supremegreendragon reviews
And it annoys Sherlock to no end.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Build a Family by rae7788 reviews
Collection of one-shots/sequel to 'To Build a Home.' Now that Harvey has officially adopted Mike, life is going pretty well for everyone. But there are always things to figure out when it comes to raising a teenager and going through the ups and downs of adolescence...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,370 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
The Bee Charmer (Expanded) by deactivated2015-10-03 reviews
At seventeen, Dean Winchester was utterly captivated by Castiel Milton. But when summer ended, so did the dream world they had wrapped themselves in. Two years later, tragedy strikes Dean's family and it's Cas that comes to his rescue. The feelings are all still there, but will they ever learn to truly trust each other again? (Fried Green Tomatoes fusion AU, much angst)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
How it Would have gone! (in Study in Pink) by Arty Diane reviews
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational." John said confidently. Donovan came in the living room carrying a chess board, "What do you call this then?" My brain veered from the show's original lines and made up it's own dialogue!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Loki and The Avengers by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"You're all the world's greatest heroes, yet you were all too embarrassed to admit you played instruments," Fury sighed, shaking his head. "Huh," Tony said thoughtfully. "A band isn't a bad idea actually." The Avengers all nodded. "But who's going to sing?" Bruce pointed out. Everyone glanced around nervously. "My brother sings," Thor said after a pause. "LOKI SINGS?"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,899 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Tale of the Kurai Kitsune by ShadowStar91 reviews
He passed on his first attempt, gained a team that cared, a sensei that taught them, and then almost lost it all. Now being placed on a team once more, how will Konoha's Dark Fox handle a stuck up prick and useless fangirl? Slight NaruOC NaruHina SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 222,560 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Recovery by Chibi Night Angel reviews
Kankri just wanted to watch over Karkat. He just wanted to protect him, be there for him when their father wasn't and help him grow up. But he ended up pushing him away and in the end, he lost himself. Now it's Karkat that has to help him grow up. Rated T for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,492 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V.
Chaos In The Form of a Baby by across-the-sun reviews
Not all chaos is bad chaos, right? Moments in the lives of Sherlock and John with a child. Now a series of different oneshots. Johnlock. Parentlock. Warning: Language. A gift to the wonderful starrysummernights.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, DI Lestrade
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reverse Psychology by Girl Done Waiting reviews
Mycroft didn't like to stoop as low as Sherlock in order to get his own way. Taking a certain skull or a certain doctor hostage worked effectively. Sometimes Mycroft has to use reverse psychology on his brother, and it's frighteningly easy. Other's don't mind stooping that low. Some people don't need to use mind tricks. Sherlolly, Johnlock, paternal Lestrade. One-shots. Sort of.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Some Walls Were Meant to Come Down by UnabletoPROCESS reviews
When Derek first met Stiles he crashed through the wall he had built around himself, literally...
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Derek H., Stiles S.
do you promise? by melmel12129 reviews
A series of oneshots. Moods, styles, and universes range. —nejixtenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
Broken by DreamRain-Letters reviews
"Yep, yep. I definitely love you…" a tear fell down his cheek and he closed his eyes tight as he felt a familiar shaking in his body start. He didn't want to start sobbing. What if Mels saw him? What would he tell him?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,064 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Matt, Mello
Until You Wake by OriginalCopy reviews
Derek writes letters to Stiles while he is in a coma. Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
The Holiday by TheSuperWhoLockianHobbit reviews
Hogwarts in it's 8th year, McGonagall decides to arrange a holiday for them all, but who is it that Harry has to sit with on the plane? and share a room with? Yup, you guessed it, none other than Draco Bloody Malfoy. Funny chapter fic Slash Harry/Draco, don't like, don't read. don't forget to R R please :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Loki - Complete
Depth Over Distance by siriuslymcfly reviews
"He had forgotten just how easily it was to be harmed by something much less superficial. With all the fangs and the claws and the supernatural strength, Stiles had forgotten that it was what lived inside of him that could do the most damage. He was the problem here. He always had been." Oneshot. Angst. comforting!derek and a totally cliché shower scene. What more could you want?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Tony, King of Dance by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Tony brings home Just Dance. Steve has no choice but to play. Utter crack written because I can
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Drive Wolves Mad by maraduersmad reviews
Stiles was 100 percent positive that it wasn't normal for a clumsy, sarcastic, always getting into trouble human boy to feel the need to wrap his enemies Alpha in a blanket with a hot chocolate and force feed him cookie dough ice cream. But hey a lot of things about his life weren't normal anymore.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,559 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
One Day Too Late (When You Let Your Heart Win) by TwoMoon'sLite reviews
Sherlock Holmes is the master of his mind and body. That is, he was, until his actions and reluctance to let any question go unanswered almost cost him the one person who really matters. Now he'll learn what happens when you let your heart win. T for character death, excessive use of a water-retaining wall, reference to suicide. Angst and sadness. Johnlock and Brotherly Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Perfect Heart's Length Away by PunkPinkPower reviews
"A love potion," Stiles croaks for the third time as he mixes up the hangover remedy Deaton had texted him, "You idiot."
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Okay by lostinspacexx3 reviews
Mike and Harvey attend a conference and Harvey finds that someone is much more interested in Mike than they should be. Jealous!Harvey, Light Slash, Fluff and a little bit of Angst.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Woodshrew reviews
In which Sirius shows the horrors from his childhood, and the scars they left behind...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sirius B. - Complete
Of Karaoke and Seduction by Gleefulbabe reviews
"Seriously Mike? A karaoke bar?" Mike has an evil plan that involves an unsuspecting Harvey. Marvey
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Birthday Boy by Atheniandream reviews
Summary: "You're not the boss of me." "You really want to go there? Hustle." Fluff/One Shot
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Donna, Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
I'm Coming Undone by Books In the Blood reviews
After Sherlock's return, he starts to have flashbacks and nightmares that get increasingly worse. Will he let John help him before he becomes unraveled? Mostly written from Sherlock's perspective. A continuation of my story, "He's Shattered" but can be read by itself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,926 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
I Made a Resolution by Anti-canon reviews
His senior year of high school, Stiles gets into a wolf-related accident and loses his sight. From there on, everything is different, no matter how much he wants it all to stay the same. Oddly enough, the one person who seems to understand it all the most is Derek. [Written as a series of vignettes]
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Scott M., Stiles S., Derek H., Sheriff Stilinski
Marching to the Beat by DOUBTBUTNEVERREGRET reviews
Stiles is a band nerd. Derek is a Baseball player. Neither is popular...but they're not at all in the same social ladder. When Derek meets Stiles, he falls. Hard. And surprisingly...Stiles does the same thing.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Mike's favorite hideout by flamyshine reviews
Mike needs a new place to hide from a passionate senior partner. Donna happens to know just the right place for him. (Pre-established relationship) This story has now become a four-shot.
Suits - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Promise of a Lifetime by Addict to Fanfics reviews
Mycroft worried about Sherlock, constantly. Sherlock was his little brother after all and he had promised to look out for him. 5 chronological clips, includes Kid! and Teen!Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Acting Normal by Squaresque reviews
Sherlock bets he can, for seven days. John isn't quite sure what to expect. Oneshot, Johnlock-ish, T just for safety!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heroics as According to Mr Holmes by ctj reviews
John is used to encountering lunatics, severed heads, and even cadavers in 221B. But video games? Not so much.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Babysitting Stiles by DOUBTBUTNEVERREGRET reviews
Derek remembers the first time he met Stiles: the night he covered for Laura by taking a job babysitting the Sheriff's son.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
You Should Have Let Me Sleep! by theraggedypond reviews
After a three day case with no sleep and hardly any food, Sherlock is recovering from it by playing comatose. John finds out what happens when you wake up London's favorite consulting detective. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Touch (A Teen Wolf Sterek One-Shot) by IrisStars reviews
This is the continuation to Rebuild, however it could stand alone. Derek and Stiles have just finished redecorating the Hale Manor, and they invite the whole pack for a night. Contains mainly Sterek, a tiny bit of Scallison, and Erisaac is hinted. FLUFF xx
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Kicked Puppy by FlutteringLights reviews
It's okay for Harvey to take one for the team, but no one likes a kicked puppy. One-shot. Rated T for one swear word and reference to very mild violence. Other than that, it's clean.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
I Enjoy Aggravating You! by seemeinacrown reviews
John's tired of Sherlock dropping unnecessary implications about the two of them everywhere, so he has a little fun with it out at dinner one night. And Sherlock is not happy. Not Johnlock, I swear (but really though). Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Scared by DOUBTBUTNEVERREGRET reviews
Stiles goes to Derek's Loft after the Hospital, looking for safety. RELATIONSHIP ALREADY IN PROGRESS!
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
We Didn't See it Coming (But He Did) by ErinisMagic reviews
Tony hasn't been himself for quite some time. If only someone had noticed. *rated M for suicide
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Lestrade's bet by sherlocklovesjohn reviews
What happens when everyone bets John will crack first? what happens when Lestrade bets on Sherlock? What if Mycroft bets against him?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Cuddles by Misaki12 reviews
Sherlock and Greg are cuddling.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Interrupted by Minirose96 reviews
Molly and Sherlock have a close encounter at the morgue, John spoils things. Established Sherlolly drabble. One shot. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2013 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
It's Okay by DOUBTBUTNEVERREGRET reviews
The Hales are close friends with the Stilinski family. Derek and Stiles have grown up around each other. This is the story of how they got together.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
First Date by Lady Dudley reviews
For brunettebookworm97: Sherlock and Molly's first date.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Young Hero by EAlove reviews
Dean/Castiel, high school AU. In which Dean saves Castiel from an abusive uncle. A three-sentence fic from tumblr prompts.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Holding a Heart by CayCharming reviews
"He would always be there for Thor. His older brother may not be the brightest but he was still his brother. Loki loved him. He may be envious at times but he would never not be there for Thor."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Seduction by patemalah21 reviews
Molly invites Sherlock to her flat with intentions of seducing him. Will her plan work?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
More Precious Than Jewels by broomclosetkink reviews
Helping John shop for an engagement ring is easier than Molly thought it would be, especially with Sherlock in tow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Born To Be My Baby by PrincessPanda93 reviews
Cas hasn't got any sleep since falling. Angels don't sleep he says. But humans do, Dean argues.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Stakeout by Lono reviews
If anyone had told Sherlock Holmes a year ago that one day he would be making out with Molly Hooper, he would have given them a scathing look and told them not to be ridiculous. (Prompt fill for Nocturnias)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
221 B by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
My final poject for creative writting class. 21 drabbles in the 221 B format (221 words, the final word and title ending in "B").
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick Day by FlutteringLights reviews
A bit of a plotless drabble-esque story about Mike calling in sick and Harvey coming to the rescue. A cute, fluffy one-shot.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Dreaming by inuzukagirl1 reviews
Destiel smut, well mostly just porn. Dirty talk and bottom!Dean and sucking
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
It Was Always There by wendellgee reviews
Sherlock and John finally accept what everyone's known for so long.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Evidence by MorbidbyDefault reviews
John is certain that Sherlock and Molly are in a relationship. He just needs to prove it. Prompt by Adi-Who-is-Also-Mou. Rating is for implied adult themes, mainly just sexy times. lol. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Okay by nataliachidna reviews
From a prompty prompt over tumblr: Married!Sherlolly Sherlock wants to start trying for kids but doesn't know how to say it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
The One Where Donovan and Anderson Actually Notice Something by awesomesauce101 reviews
Sherlock and John are called to a crime scene, but something's different this time. Oh no, the crime is the same as always. It's just that Sherlock has what Donovan and Anderson are pretty sure looks like a hickey.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson - Complete
It's a Privilege by Claytonator reviews
Sherlock gets injured on a case, and requires John to be his doctor. Again. Fluff ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Brother's Handler by ADayInOurLife reviews
After Lestrade meets Sherlock on a wintry crime scene they form a lifelong bond; the story of their friendship before Sherlock meets John. Lestrade has no idea what he's getting himself into. Rated T for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
The Constable in the Alley by CrimPysche reviews
Constable Lestrade finds a young addict in an alleyway during his beat. The boy seems rather down on his luck, and so, Lestrade offers to take him in for a few days. What he didn't sign up to deal with, however, was the boy's personality, and most notably, his brother. (A First Meeting AU, Mystrade later, brotherly!Lestrade T for Language!)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Prom? by lostinspacexx3 reviews
Harvey finds out that Mike never went to either of his high school proms and, well, that's just unfair in his opinion. Everyone deserves a prom. Light Slash, Fluff. One-Shot.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Milk Kisses by PaperPrince reviews
Sherlock worries following an experiment. (A kidlock fic featuring a very naive Sherlock and John).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sniffling, Sneezing, and Jumpers by serverussnape-always reviews
Sherlock gets sick and John makes a discovery.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Looks At Sherlock's Phone by serverussnape-always reviews
John is cleaning the flat and sees Sherlock's phone
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beautiful by somanyhands reviews
John notices a lot of things about Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't that blind either. A 221B fic. Part of my "Fifty Shades of 221B" series, some of which I shall be transferring over here to FF.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Initially he wanted to be a pirate by Skerridge reviews
I was watching a Scandal in Belgravia in and when Mycroft says that Sherlock wanted to be a pirate I just that would be a good fanfic so... you know... here it is a bunch of short one shots about Sherlock and Mycrofts relationship as kids
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Nighttime Strangers by BasicallyABrit reviews
AU Teen!lock. John's friend, Sarah, has dragged him through a rather disappointing prom only to end up as the only one awake in a huge, empty house belonging to one of Sarah's friends, Mycroft, where their limo group decided to crash for the night. Bored and restless, John follows music to an open door only to be confronted with Mycroft's mysterious stranger of a brother, Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sex Therefore Tea by Captain Vox reviews
Dialogue between Sherlock and John discussing the merits of a sexual relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Camp by writtenwithfeathers reviews
Teenlock: AU Sherlock and John attend the same camp and are assigned to the same cabin.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Why NSY Will Never Make Assumptions Again by Aislinn Riddle reviews
Lestrade decides to do a drug's bust at 221B after Sherlock has been caught smiling for days straight for no apparent reason. But he never expected to find this…..
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Secret Life of a Doctor and Detective by Books In the Blood reviews
John and Sherlock aren't always solving crimes. Occasionally they even do normal, every day things. Domestic snapshots into the lives of Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
What Sherlock Holmes Likes by Yuval25 reviews
"He's not paid for it or anything. He likes it," Huh. John was very much tempted to tell her exactly what Sherlock Holmes really liked. OneShot! Please R&R! No smut. Don't look at me like that. You'll live. Rating for mentioning a word that is viewed as 'rude'. Please note that the title and summary changed slightly, please accept my apologies for them being M rated before.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
That's All by Burning-Ink reviews
Destiel Fluff. Written for soulless-and-on-fire on Tumblr. Dean and Cas have a little free time in an amusement park, so Dean decides to get his angel onto a roller coaster. Coarse language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lestrade and the Boy by cornelia.schuitema reviews
The first time Lestrade met Sherlock, the consulting detective was six years old and lived on the streets. I do not own Sherlock Holmes or any of the characters. They belongs to the BBC and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
Teaching a Genius by SadieQHiddleston reviews
Inspired by a post I saw on Tumblr. Sherlock usually gets taxis but in 'The Hounds of Baskerville' we see him driving. But how did he learn? *One Shot*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Professional procedure by hoppsel reviews
What is the best way to prevent hypothermia? ;P (If you want to read this story, read the corrected version - it's for your own good! really.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Heat by MapleleafCameo reviews
It's too damn hot, but Sherlock knows how to cool John down before things heat up again. For johnsarmylady on her birthday! Pure, absolute smut. Rated M. Johnlock, obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Promises in Silver by Amulet Joker reviews
"Being together for twelve years, since the two of you were six, you think it might be time to make it official. " A cheering-up gift for my ex-Moirail. Simple, short, hopefully sweet DaveKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete
Who's the Boss? by Fayth3 reviews
Someone makes Molly cry and, for once, it's not Sherlock. Harmless crack fluff fic one shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
From The Mouths Of Babes by starlight.moon.princess reviews
A look into the developing relationship of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, told from the mouths of James, Albus and Lily Potter, and Scorpius Malfoy (and maybe a couple of other characters as well) Slow build.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Letters by maintje reviews
COMPLETE! Harry's experiencing trouble with his two best friends, and writes about it in a letter. When he puts it in the Room of Requirement, he didn't expect someone to reply. All the while, Draco Malfoy is acting very susupicious, and Harry's desperate to find out. HPXDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,165 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
shattered porcelain doll by Elsanna Fondue reviews
Warnings: Mention of abuse! Slash and Angst! Pairing: Lestrade/Sherlock Summary: Sherlock breaks down in Gregs office after finishing a case. Written for ThePaleFool on tumblr 3
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
My Secret by Midnight-Kitsune11 reviews
Very mild slash. Harry/Draco. When Harry's wandering the halls after curfew, he's surprised to hear music from within the castle. Of course, being Harry Potter, he has to follow it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by nimagine reviews
One-shot short story. Sherlock's 16th birthday is tomorrow. Mycroft isn't here, and he's been left all alone. He struggles with some very normal fears for someone his age. No cursing, adult content, slash, violence, or profanity of any kind. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Reminiscence by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
When one so close to you is gone, what is there to do but to reminisce? One-shot, slight SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
And They Lived Happily Ever After by starlight.moon.princess reviews
Fairytales always end the same way. The hero marries the heroine, the villain suffers. But maybe that's not how every fairytale ends. / Draco's doesn't believe he deserves love. Harry thinks he's the most brilliant person he's ever met. / The hero and the villain, and the fairytale of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Observing observation by Adreaminglife reviews
In the books it's Mycroft who teaches Sherlock to observe, so here is a quick one shot about it in the TV shows world.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Always Here by Flammablepie reviews
The five times (among many) in Sherlock's life where Mycroft was there for him. Warning for Sherlock and his cocaine.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by storylover18 reviews
Sherlock can't put up with John coddling him while he's laid up with a cold and he finds himself at the Holmes Estate. However, the fever is messing with his deduction skills. How could he think Mycroft wouldn't take care of him? After all, Mycroft had been taking care of Sherlock since he was six years old ...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
this is how a heart breaks by starlight.moon.princess reviews
To the rest of the world, they were the perfect Golden Couple. To Pansy, they were nothing more than heartbreakers of the worst kind. / Draco, Harry, Pansy and the many ways to break a heart. DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Pensieve of Alternative Destiny by Saiyu.Aradatai reviews
"Can anyone tell me what this is?" "It's a Pensieve of Alternative Destines; it shows you what could have happened if you made a very important decision differently." Harry takes part in a realisation exercise in his 8th year. Drarry, don't like don't read. Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sweet Smell Of Success by Lola loves chocolate Xx reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco want to make cupcakes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Holmes Translator by Tal Leonard reviews
Practically self explanatory. A translation of what is really being said between the Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes through their text and phone conversations.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
After the Funeral by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock share a quiet moment at the wake for their father. (Pre-Canon)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
Breakfast by this-bright-eyed-soul reviews
Short fluff Drarry! Ron and Hermione get a shock this Breakfast in the Great Hall, as a certain blond is rather bold
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
My Umbrella by KaiahAurora reviews
Mycroft Holmes loves his umbrella, this is a given fact, but how did he come by it? A completely fluff-based and purely silly fic featuring the Holmes family. Mostly flutt and funnies, I must warn you that there is some real drama later on...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by XBlueWrenX reviews
Sherlock always thought Mycroft came around when he needed something. But, when he comes around of his own will, Sherlock suddenly remembers that today is a special day, and for once in his life, he heads out with Mycroft... to visit a graveyard. But can he let his emotions show? Just for his brother? Fluffy one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Yours Until Midnight by drarryisgreen reviews
Written for Harry Draco Fluff on LJ, Prompt: April Showers. One Shot. Harry sits in a cafe owned by Draco day after day and doesn't understand why Draco likes to pick on him. Clueless!Harry Snarky!Draco (or at least I tried). Background: Hermione/Ron. Lots of tea, and lots of rain. Pure fluff. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Touch My Brothers by LokiLipsSewnShut reviews
The Holmes brothers are at a park being 'normal' children, until Sherlock decides to butt in on some bullies. AU and kid!lock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Charcoal and Scars by Amulet Joker reviews
-COMPLETE-"Karkat is someone hiding from memories of past problems and traumas, and finds solace in the unlikeliest of souls and inspiration in the meekest of bodies. The lines between friendship and something more blur as lines between hate and fear collide..." Continued inside. T for KK and his mouth, and some blood. SolKat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,933 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] Jade H., OC - Complete
Stagnation by Books In the Blood reviews
Sherlock has a brilliant mind that craves stimulation and problems. But when he doesn't have a case for several weeks his mind begins to fall into stagnation. His behavior becomes alarming and John is afraid Sherlock may fall into his old methods for mind stimulation. Can he help Sherlock find another way to keep busy until he gets a case? Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,198 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Admission by carlagodfrey reviews
Set after John gets married and moves out; there comes a time in every man's life when he needs to turn to his big brother for comfort. :-)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Claus Conspiracy by safelystowed reviews
It's a wintry Christmas, and the Holmes brothers are taken to the mall by their mother, who decides on photos with Santa to amuse Sherlock. Things don't go according to plan...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
WRONG! by Optimistic Lyricist reviews
Just a one-shot idea I had of how Sherlock could return and reveal himself to the public.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Jamcakes by IamyourJohntoyourSherlock reviews
A Sherlock one shot in which Mycroft is making a cake, but when John and Sherlock mess with it, the outcome is very interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
A Study In Sibling Affections by JaneMartin906 reviews
In which Mycroft has dared to send his baby brother a gift for his birthday. Sherlock does not approve. John helps him plot revenge. Mainly involves birthdays.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by the ticking clock reviews
Words hurt more than sticks and stones ever will, and Sherlock Holmes knows that better than anyone. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
What about me by ThreeWildOceans
The little boy that grew up to be a Consulting Detective and his brother share a few moments. They aren't necessarily good moments. Mentions of drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
He's Shattered by Books In the Blood reviews
John is barely managing still three years after the fall. When Sherlock returns he expects to find the same John he left. But he didn't expect John to be so shattered. Will a tragedy be just what they need to bring them back together?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,455 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Complete
Every Pirate and his Treasure by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sailing the seven seas on the S.S. Sherlock, scouting for treasure and facing ugly sea monsters... It's all in a day's work for Captain Holmes. Kid!lock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
One Day We Will Meet Again by Runningfreespirit reviews
*Discontinued* Karkat Vantas has moved away and Sollux Captor is left in tears and after what seems to be years he seems to see him on the streets but denys it. But bumps into him one day and can not believe it. Its him. Karkat Vantas. He starts to fall in love again.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
To Build a Home by rae7788 reviews
When Harvey Specter took on his first case as a junior partner at Pearson Hardman, he had no idea how drastically it was going to change his life. He certainly never planned on becoming the legal guardian of 14-year-old Mike Ross...
Suits - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,764 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Hungry Like the Wolf by housepotterNCIS reviews
Remus's daughter, Celia, is eleven years old, and she refuses to take her Wolfsbane potion. Can her Uncle Severus convince her that it's necessary? (Set in "Parents With a Cause" universe, which is a crossover universe between NCIS, House, MD, and Harry Potter. This one is almost exclusively Harry Potter, though, with a slight NCIS mention. Can be read as a stand-alone piece.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Brighter than Sunshine by rae7788 reviews
In which Mike has a bad day, and Harvey helps him deal with an issue from his past. Bromantic hurt/comfort. Now a two-shot!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,927 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Untitled by Amulet Joker reviews
"In which Karkat contemplates his life after he escapes from his imprisonment as a boy growing up homeless." Series of oneshots within a New York City type-setting, mostly little drabbles under the theme "There's Always Been Something." General because I don't know what else to put, and is now Romance for latest chapter. -Unfortunately Discontinued-
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Of Freckles and Silver by Amulet Joker reviews
Series of SolKat oneshots about Book Nerd Sollux and Blonde KK. T for swearing throughout, friendship for lack of a better one. Discontinued, and therefore complete. Thank you guys for your support :3
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2013 - [Karkat V., Sollux C.] - Complete
Intentions Verse 1: No intention by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times Mike Hugged Harvey by rae7788 reviews
and 1 time Harvey hugged Mike. Pretty self-explanatory if you read the title...just a lighthearted look into the ever-developing friendship/bromance of Mike and Harvey. Cover created by ImAGiver!
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Symmetry Talk by whynotdelete reviews
Kid has a new TV show and as the title states it talks about symmetry! The much procrastinated eighth and final episode is now here!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
Little Harvey Specter by KatrinaKaiba reviews
"I just got an image of you as a Dad. It's like a little Harvey Specter, you know, all hair gelled, and like pin-striped Oshkosh B'gosh." What if Harvey really had a child? How would that go? Follow Harvey as he deals with his own demons and makes the transistion from bachelorhood to parenthood. Could end up as Harvey/Mike.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,472 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Mission Impossible by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
My Other Life by Itachi-Uchiha-lover reviews
I was trapped in Orochimaru's dungeon. My curse mark hurt worse than it had when I got it. 'How do I always get into these situations' I wondered. "You just can't stay out of trouble, can you, un?" Sequel to The Secrets I Hold in my Heart. DeixOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Deidara, OC] - Complete
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Shock by AshestoRoses reviews
A short little snippet about Harvey not-caring.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Lost One by animeduchess14 reviews
"Itachi-nii?" He looked down at her. "Thank you for taking care of me, and keeping your promise." She clung tighter. "I love you Itachi-nii." She hardly knew the man, and she already captured his heart. Knowing no one could hear them, he told her a secret. "I love you too, Sakura."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Steve the Hero by Chaosrunepownage reviews
An old Minecraftian tells the legend of Steve; the First Minecraftian. I do not own the characters.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Complete and Utter Madness! by Crowfeather's girl reviews
Warrior's parody. First Parody, please no flames! What's wrong with Graystripe? Why is everycat singing? Why does Lionpaw have a Dart Gun? And Watch as Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight mess with Ashfur.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Find a religion, he said by MrsMailJeevas reviews
When Mello asks Matt to find a religion, any religion Matt sets out to do just that. He wants to be a scientologist and there's nothing you can say against it. That won't work out well and Mello won't stop until Matt's a Catholic just like him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Mello, Matt
For All Intents and Purposes by NeedzMoreDragons reviews
A girl and her sister come to Wammy's House and the girl is eventually asked to assist on the Kira case. What makes this girl different? For no one, not even her, knows about who she used to be... LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - L
If I Were A Girl by Perryels reviews
If Matt was a girl… Well that's an interesting thought he'd like to ponder about.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Family Love? by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Kakashi has to take care of Itachi and Sasuke after Fugaku and Mikoto die. Does he want to? Heck no! Does he have to? Unfortunatly, yes. But with the help of Iruka, can he learn to accept his new role as father?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Love Comes in All Shapes and Sizes by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Kakashi has been tasked with being a father to three orphans-the future Team 7, to be exact. With the help of Tsume Inuzuka, he will learn how to be a father to these three, and what the true meaning of love is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 35,745 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Kakashi H., Tsume I. - Complete
I Less Than Three You by Hyouri reviews
Sollux Captor is a socially awkward young man who have spent more time with computers than with humans. All of a sudden he's thrown into college life and meet the loud, angry and slightly hostile Karkat Vantas, which makes his life take a huge turn from.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Score One by The Nearly Missed reviews
Let's expand your vocabulary a bit, Mattie. Why thank you Linda; it's a wonder how much a single word could teach me about myself! MxM, cursing, shonen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,197 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Rainbow Fruit Loop reviews
"Mello doesn't like showing his weaknesses, but, in front of Matt, he knows it doesn't matter. Because Matt's seen him at his worst, and still loves him for who he is. And Mello knows that's what true love means." Matt/Mello. Fluff. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Karkat and Sollux: Does hate mean love? by ulquilover159 reviews
Sollux Captor and Karkat Vantas are dealing with their own inner battles. And they're rooming together so that adds twice the stress. While Sollux is figurning out how to get Karkat to see how much he loves him, can Karkat figure out his own problems?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Karkat's Regret by grimdarkProtecter reviews
Just some oneshots about how Karkat tries to make things better with Nepeta
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L.
A New Beginning by HinataMarie reviews
After 5 years, a stranger comes to the village claiming that Orochimaru has invaded his small village that isn't supposed to exist and this stranger has power beyond this entire world and some weird companions. The truth will shock Naruto and everyonelse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Naruto U.
The Leftovers by Ninja-band-aid reviews
Everybody in the magical RP kingdom has somebody to love fur evfur and evfur. Everybody except the dashing pirate wwizard and the agile cat huntress. Eridan and Nepeta have a light, fluffy RP together. Matesprites
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eridan A., Nepeta L. - Complete
Naruto, What The Heck Are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bloody Vantas by TobiIsAwesome13 reviews
some stupid thing me and my friend put together after watching bloody mary. pairing is Sollux X karkat , pre much, Sollux plays a game and starts getting haunted
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
The New Brats by X-Moon-X-Glows-X reviews
"I'm going to be the Hokage!" My ass you're going to be the Hokage. "I'll be even better than my dad!" You want to surpass Naruto Uzumaki? The guy who ended the Fourth War and brought my dad back? "No joke!" Shoot me now. -Next generation of Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,938 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I Did It by TheDoodlesAreAlive reviews
John convinces Nepeta to confess to Karkat, but things do not go quite as planned. Rated T only for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Nepeta L., Karkat V. - Complete
Swimming with the catfish by Miochanthefan reviews
Eridan teaches Nepeta how to swim. Drabble
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Nepeta L., Eridan A.
CatFish Concert by Miochanthefan reviews
Eridan and Nepeta go to a concert and feelings start to arise. Songfic Oneshot Rated T for cussing
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Eridan A., Nepeta L. - Complete
Once Upon A Dreambubble by Card Carrying Villains reviews
You are Nepeta Leijon, and being dead is great, Aka the shenanigans of dead trolls. By Jokers
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Lessons with Zetsu by TortureMegan reviews
Zetsu is the smartest member in the Akatsuki. He ha received a mission: To teach the others the ever-so-important stuff they never learned, like point of view and multiplication! But how are they meant to learn when their teacher wants to eat them?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
The Sasuke Game of Teasing Sasuke by zammmie4eva reviews
a Sasunaru highschool fic inspired by the modern ninja comic on photobucke. kinda funny too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's in Charge by CrazyApplesandOranges reviews
Minato has left his son in charge for the day when two teens appear in Konoha. But he's learned his lesson now: never leave Narurto in charge, because those hours with Naruto in charge changed the whole village-and not always for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J. - Complete
The Epic Love Story of Hyuga Hinata by teamcan reviews
Because her friends just won't leave it alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hinata H. - Complete
Argumentative, Much? by PeacexLovexPercabeth reviews
A collection of Ron and Hermione's craziest arguments. From naming their child, to the length of Dumbledore's beard...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Ice Skating: Like a Mafia Boss by The Nearly Missed reviews
Let's join our two favorite Wammy Boys on a field trip to the local ice rink! Rated T for swearing and homosexuality. MxM, don't like don't read.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
An Unexpected Surprise by Aka-Chibi reviews
A little story where Karkat slowly comes around to developing red feelings for a certain kitty.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Karkat V., Nepeta L. - Complete
Your hair, your eyes, your voice by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Our favorite blonde bomber has ben feeling down lately. But why? Sasori tries to help him through, but Deidara might already be too far gone... SasoxDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Confrontation by scarletnight72 reviews
Remus is confronted by his friends about his secret. Will they accept him or shun him? "...They ripped back the curtains. He jolted up in alarm, opening his mouth to ask what was wrong; but with one look at their strained faces, he knew. They knew..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Karkat, You Lost Your Voice by animefreaksrus reviews
Karkat lost his beautiful voice. And him and Sollux are most upset about this... for different reasons... oneshot...
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
At This End by animefreaksrus reviews
Eridan/Nepeta sadstuck
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Eridan A., Nepeta L. - Complete
Karkat doesn't hate everyone by popqueen reviews
Karkat can't hate everyone can he? Of course not! He knew felt flushed for Terezi but he never knew what would happen if he took John's girl advice. Will Terezi feel flushed back? Swearing because it's HOMESTUCK. KarkatxTerezi Karkat/Terezi Terezi/Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Who Said It Was Going To Be Easy? by AnimeFan202 reviews
"How many times do I have to tell you I'm sorry before you believe me?" The Sasuke Retrieval mission was a success. Sasuke's friends are trying to put him on the road to recovery. Only one thing's standing in his way: Itachi's back in the Leaf Village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,815 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Nine Tailed Sage by saveme57 reviews
a what if story of what naruto's life would have been like had his parents survived the kyubi incident.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Fox Partner by Tempest S reviews
When an assassination attempt on newborn Naruto fails, he's raised by fox demons and trained by Kyubbi until he's found by an unusual Inuzuka who takes him as her animal partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U.
New Konoha Genins by DrMaggieXD reviews
The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,895 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
You Got Tear Stains On My Suit by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
Mike gets devastating news and decides to bust into tears on none other than Harvey's shoulder. short fluffy oneshot, Harvey/Mike if you squint! Fill for the suitsmeme.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
He'd Never Admit It by UnintendedTrustFall reviews
Mike is mugged. Harvey's the first person he goes to. No slash, just bromance. Bad summary, I know.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
Strider flu by deliriousPoet reviews
just a short fanfic featuring bro and 8 year-old dave getting the flu! no brocest just some cute fluffy story, hehe.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Dreams Don't Die by Dhemon reviews
SolKat fanfic. Alternate universe and different time line, which takes place on Earth, in the future when they are older. Sollux and Karkat have been together since they were 16 years old that's what the humans say . Now, on Earth, they live together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011
Partners Till the End by tarouchoo reviews
Deidara,since birth was hated by his village & abused by his father.But when the Akatsuki recruit him,everything seemed better,except his partner.From there everything went downhill.Will arising feelings bring them together, or rip them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Don't You Cry Canada x America by HitachiinElephant reviews
Britain is ill with pnemonia and looks as if he could die any day now. Although it won't happen, America thinks it's true and turns to Canada for comfort. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2011 - America, Canada
Orientation by Brimaden reviews
When Itachi takes Sasuke to a school meeting instead of his parents, Sasuke decides to watch the other children. When he and another kid get in a fight Sasuke is ridiculed and Itachi cleans up the mess. Brotherly love Child-fic No slash I own nothing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
2tupiid KK Sollux X Karkat by My Heart Bleeds for you reviews
Karkat tries to get Sollux's attention ;D
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
My Geek by The Nearly Missed reviews
It's just as any other day in the lives of the Wammy Boys, when Near happens to glance at the calendar. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Socks by fennecfawkes reviews
Chad/Ryan. Oneshot. Fluff. Ryan Evans defines "crisis" a little differently from you or me. I wrote this, but the characters are absolutely not mine. What if they were, though? That'd be crazy!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Ryan E., Chad D. - Complete
Closure by izzy1363 reviews
Naruto used to be chunky, after high school he became a famous designer/model. He goes to his high school reunion to get closure, which he isn't sure he wants. There he reunites his high school crush Sasuke Uchiha. Complete at Last.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,685 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chloe's Torchwood Adventure by sazzy1234 reviews
[TORCHWOOD] Sequel to The Doctor's Daughter. When Chloe finds herself alone in the Universe, a certain adopted Uncle isn't going to let it stay that way for long. Follow the mischievous Time Lady in her adventures at Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2007
Territory by victimofmywoes reviews
The man in question stiffened before turning around and fisting his hand in Naruto's shirt. "Don't you ask me about my day when a man publicly groped you. He touched you Naruto."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wammy Boy's Email by kimichi reviews
Ask the Wammy boys L, Mello, Near, Matt the question that's been on your mind. Rated T for posable language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - L, Mello
Not Very Supportive, Eh? by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
one-shot, MAJOR JUSTIN BIEBER-BASHING! America drags Canada to a Justin Bieber concert, and Matthew is rather unimpressed by his citizen's voice...based on the video on youtube of Bieber getting hit onstage with a flying projectile thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Canada - Complete
Eight Simple Rules For Dating Canada by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Randomness meets Itachi Uchiha by gonyonomaru reviews
Itachi x Reader Itachi meets randomness in the form of a girl named Mizuke, but many things try to get in their way like insane fangirls, a crazy elemental and mischevious Tobi... Tobi is most definitely not a good boy...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 75,507 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
The Difference by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Dear Santa, Let me explain by bloodytears87 reviews
every year naruto write a letter to santa and every year his letters get him no where but what will happen when someone other then santa reads his letter? SasuNaru yaoi little fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
M&M's by RandumGrrls reviews
It's a week after Halloween and the Wammy Boys are celebrating by sharing their candy. What happens when Mello eats all of the M&M's? MattxMello fluff! One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Whirlpool by obsidian-rain reviews
Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, he's athletic, smart, and has perfect features. He’s able to get any girl he wants, but he is only attracted to that damned, innocent boy, Uzumaki Naruto. SN Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,783 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Outcast Hokage by Dorlath reviews
The Yondaime backed out on his plan to seal the Kyuubi in Naruto. This lead to far more damage being done by the Kyuubi and Minato being forced out of office in disgrace. Now he must raise Naruto alone while despised by most of the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,184 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Cologne and Cigarettes by Mikoto Jeevas reviews
Yaoi. MattxMikami, MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Matt, Mikami T.
A Raging Election by starshards reviews
Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Young Killers by AngieWhite reviews
Sasori and Kisame deal with their partners' teenage tauntrums.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Carry by fowl68 reviews
No more running. I'll carry you from here. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
Staring by iamRAWRkaythanks reviews
He wasn’t replying, just staring at her. 'WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT ME? STOP STARING AT ME' GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Project Mayhem by Chesra Talasei reviews
No one did crazy like Mello. mattxmello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The True Meaning of Christmas by iirongirl reviews
Team 7’s Christmas has never been like this, 'HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KAKA-SENSEI? Our food, Christmas lights and decorations were stolen and our tree just went up in FLAMES!.' Crack, Oneshot, Team 7, Slight SasuSaku. Merry Christmas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The taste of friendship by Tezu-chan reviews
MattxMello everything up to the end, from the beggining
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Beginnings by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku OneShot Naruto needs a favor, Gaara needs an escort and Sakura wants nothing to do with it! As usual, nothing goes her way and she even got more than she bargained for! How did she always end up in this kind of situations, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Cookies by Melfina Lupin reviews
There was no doubt that Gaara loved his brother and sister but as they saying goes the more you love someone the more you want to kill them. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Christmas Present by kyobu reviews
short sasunaru Christmas fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki RP of DOOM by Veleum reviews
Not really but, a fun RP with a crapload of humour, sexiness and fun. ItachiXKisame, DeidaraXSasori, KakuzuXHidan, ZetsuXZetsu, One sided TobiXZetsu and a heap of others. Enjoy! :D Plot differs from chapter to chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Possessiveness by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have to part, Sasuke is sad, Itachi is possessive. Uchihacest. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut Up by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So you like Disney? by sazzy1234 reviews
A quick fic. Set after The Christmas Invasion. What happens when rose ask's the question that's been playing on her mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Konoha Karaoke Bar by Akai Ito reviews
Naruto Characters singing crackpot Karaoke...need I say more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Disapproving Brothers, and Teenage Love reviews
Okami Hatake was my name I had a perfectly normal day, until my world got flipped around. I mean no one's ever tried to rape me. If you look close a speck of DeiXoc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Kakashi H., Deidara - Complete
Tales of a shy geeky nerdy dog loving freak reviews
Kohana the daughter of Kiba and Hinata starts her life as a ninja,but she has to deal with the most stupid boy ever on her genin squad, and she has a crush on someone she doesn't expect, and add the fact that her sensei is the most lazy ninja ever, oh fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Older Brothers reviews
Akatsuki plus 4 girls ,Deidara Hidan Sasori and Itachis little sisters all of the are O/Cs equals CHAOS. The characters may seem a little ooc it depends on your veiw of them Sorry for the crappy summary...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven