A collection of the prompts I received for the #SurpriseMe giveaway on Tumblr. Full summary inside. [Ratings vary, pairings vary]

After finally being invited to meet the rest of Sasuke's family, the infamous Uchiha Motorcycle Club, Sakura leaves a lasting impression on the leader of the club and Sasuke's uncle, Madara Uchiha. As her and the MC president fall in love, Sakura is drawn into a hidden world where a secret war threatens to destroy the people she loves and her along with it. Biker AU

A union is arranged between Madara Uchiha and a kunoichi of the Uzumaki to prevent discord in Senju-Uchiha alliance. An initially strained marriage develops into a bond between a woman who begins to see light in a man she thought was beyond redemption, and a man who begins to see that hatred isn't the only emotion that can fill a void. MadaraUchihaxOC Rated M for... ohyouknowwhy.

When you are just about ready to get over your ex and he shows up at the bar you are in.. With his new girl on his arm.. Thankfully, there is someone who can help you out with the predicament. KakaSaku, modern!AU, three-shot with some M rated content coming in the second/third part

A mission to Ame turns into a paid vacation, and Kakashi and Sakura find themselves crossing all sorts of lines.

She dreamed about him every night and he waited for the day that he could make her his.

Sakura tugs off his shirt and wraps her arms around his shoulders, breasts pressed up against his bare chest when she whispers, "Punish me, Kakashi." — KakaSaku. Smut, pwp.

One is mortal. One is immortal. A chance meeting between the two leads to them becoming lovers. Soon the tension between these two sides will come to a head leading the war testing the limits of the lovers.

Sakura doesn't belong to anyone, no matter what price they can pay. Even Madara Uchiha's offer to fund her incredibly expensive research doesn't give him the right to own her. But Madara Uchiha is the kind of man who always gets what he wants and there is no price he won't pay.

The Moon has played a cruel trick on Madara. He's still home, but it's not the same. Instead of a tranquil forest, there's a colorful vibrant village. Instead of the cliffside he knows so well, it's a collection of Senju faces, one of which belongs to his good friend Hashirama. And instead of Hashirama, Madara is saddled with a very interesting, pink-haired girl. MadaSaku

Before they needed space. Now, he just needed to feel her closer. ItaSaku smut. AU.

All Sakura wants is to put Sasuke in her past and move on...to his uncle (on accident)

In which Sasuke is terrified, Sakura is intrigued, Naruto is in trouble, and Madara is their psychopathic substitute English teacher. MadaSaku. Rating now changed to M.

AU. What do you do when you accidentally summon a demon? Well, you get involved with the said demon and its antics, of course. witch!Sakura demon!Madara Rated M for a reason.

"You've been a very bad girl... Enticing me like that when I'm still on duty." "It's your duty to attend to this very turned on young woman right now." - Sakura has a surprise present for Kakashi after he delivers some good news. Entry for the Spanksgiving Event on Tumblr - Sequel to Blowout.

Entrepreneur and chef, Kakashi Hatake, hits it rich and famous overnight. Finally able to escape the disgusting diner life and open his own successful restaurant. His only regret...not being able to bed former hostess Sakura Haruno. When she turns up out of the blue after years, Kakashi is sure he knows what she wants. And he's going to make her beg for it. AU.

What happens when a one night stand turns into obsession? Struggling writer, Sakura, goes out for a girls night of fun and drinking. Trying to find some wild passion she finds a stranger and has a fling. Why does this man with hungry eyes not see this was a simple booty call? She thought that was what random hookups at bars were.

Sakura is frustrated and tired. All she wants is to shower and release some stress.

A series of smutty oneshots(Itachi/Sakura). 007. -It's been awhile since Sakura's been able to destress, but swiping on dating apps leads her quite literally into the lap of the tall, dark, delicious man who will take care of all of her frustrations.

Madara won the war with Sasuke's help, imprisoning his enemies and proclaiming himself Emperor. Hinata will do anything to free her friends, even at the cost of her soul. SxH and MxH

sakura, ino, ten-ten and hinata were sent on a mission as seduction mistresses to retrieve information about the plans madara had... however things take a turn for the worst when the girls were to seductively entertain the uchihas...fascinated with sakura, madara takes her against her will, why? why does he want her? this puts sasuke in a difficult position... explicit plz review.

First impressions are very important. Blind date success is built on a good first impression. Sakura/Madara. AU. Modern day NYC.

Before the First Hokage departed, he asked for one last favor. He asked the Leaf to keep Madara alive and allow him to live once more. Maybe he would find his old love for Konoha. After waking up from a coma, he recognizes a familiar pair of white eyes. This girl looked just like his first love, except this new girl's name was Hyuga Hinata, the girl who would change his life again.

Out of all of Kakashi's students, Sakura had always been Obito's favorite. When she comes back from her journey while studying under Tsunade, however, Obito is shocked to discover his feelings have changed into something much different.

Sakura had always been a staunch believer in the Zodiac. When she meets a Capricorn who catches her interest, however, she decides to challenge her beliefs and give their relationship a chance.

AU one shots, and this is now an AkaSaku story. Chapter 9 is up. It's Konan x Sakura PWP.

He could never be with her in this world or the next, that he knew. Madara X Sakura pairing. Slight AU twist of the canon story.

Her first encounter with him was when she was just thirteen years old, on a mission gone wrong. He saved her team. Since then, Sakura had crossed paths with him a handful of times and each time, he seemed to be protecting her. Who was this man? What did he want with her?

Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!

Oh how the gods had blessed her with such a heat and two devilish brothers. Smut. Turned collection of one-shots.

Normally it was hard to unnerve or worry a person like Tae Takemi and she was proud of that. For better or for worse one person had a way to worry her, and she also happened to be dating that same person. No one said love was easy, but with Akira she knew it was certainly worth the risks. Akira/Tae lemon set during December.

AU Intern Sakura and Commander Madara find themselves under a steaming shower. One-shot. Lemon. Warning, things get a bit...steamy. SakuraxMadara

After losing in a spar against Sakura, Sasuke has to perform some chores to his wife's full satisfaction. PWP.

Itachi learns not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Sakura learns she's had her eye on the wrong Uchiha this whole time. ItaSaku NonMassacre

The concept of freedom mesmerizing to Hinata, after growing up in a strict family. So she struck out on her own and took a job as Madara's secretary at his modeling agency. Everything was going well until a series of horrific events rocked the fashion industry to its core. Now, they had to figure out who was behind everything while fighting their growing attraction to each other.

Fem Sasuke x Madara. "You, my pretty little rose, are going to do exactly as I say." He pins her to the wall. "And if you try to use any of your thorns against our kin, you'll be the one who gets cut and then you'll be our bloody rose. Do you understand me?" Suki couldn't believe this. She was now stuck in in Madara's Era and now had the chance to completely rewrite history!

"Every beauty needs her beast to protect her from everything but him." -N.R. Hart [AU] Hinata/Madara (dark romance, 2-shot)

He loves her sounds —loves drowning in his need for her. The way she surrenderes to him makes him feel alive. [KakaSaku smut]

Like cat and mouse, he always caught her. MadaSaku.

Sakura can't sleep. Madara knows how to get her to relax. Lemon.

Hinata Hyuga wakes up in an unknown room on an unknown bed, after one of the most worst days of her life. Her only memory is knocking into a tall blonde handsome guy with her juice spilled over him! Was it a dream? I think not as now she has signed a contract to be his very own personal maid! Rated M for future lemons NaruHina

Story that takes place after the 5th Holy Grail War. They think they've destroyed the Holy Grail...but they really only restored it to it's former glory and power. Rin is pulled into this one as well but ends up conjuring Lancer-the warrior who intrigued her and attracted her from the start. Romance. Some Lemon involved

Levy asks for help from Gajeel and he delivers. The only problem is he requires an unspecified favour in return. Levy and Gajeel become better acquainted and interact with many of the regulars of the Fairy Tail. *Implied Lemons in later chapters* A night of scandals and passion! Things are heating up,jealousy rears its ugly head, causing mischief. *COMPLETE*

A lady-in-waiting in the Uchiha estate, Sakura thought she had a good - if a little dull - future ahead of her, but after receiving troubling news about the state of her home province, she's willing to strike a bargain with someone who should not be trifled with. [Feudal Japan AU/MadaSaku/Lemon]

Random drabbles to the mismatched couple's life. One-shots. Rated M in some scenes so yeah read at your own risk.

Non-Massacre:: Gaining Itachi's recommendation to enter ANBU is what Sakura sought, gaining his heart was another thing.

Sasuke arrives to Sakura's apartment unannounced. What happens next, shocks Sakura. Takes place after Sasuke Shinden.

She doesn't need a rhyme or a reason... and besides. It's all worth it just for that expression when he walks in.

she was married, but that wouldn't stop him. modern.

One-night stands are always fun - until the morning comes. ItaSaku. Modern AU.

After their kiss in China, Yuuri is unable to find sleep and Victor feels the need to investigate why his precious skater is getting more and more floppy during training. What will he find late at night in Yuuri's room? And will Yuuri be able to face not only his feelings but also the man he admires so much? Victuuri One Shot. Fluff and Smut. BoyxBoy. Complete.

/SasuSaku/ Sex, with them, had never just been about the pleasure—it was about the connection. Making love to each other had always been the only way they felt utterly unified. Smut Anthology.

When Itachi returns after 4 years in the army, Hinata is still angry about him leaving and not saying goodbye. Will Itachi be able to confess his love for the girl who had been on his mind for those 4 years? Or will Hinata not forgive the man she loved who left her? Lemons. ItaHina ONESHOT

Sakura was his favorite brand. MadaSaku.

Ema obtains 13 new brothers who fall in love with her immediately and show her in the most intimate ways. Each chapter is dedicated to one brother and their fetishes, so this is Rated M for a reason for most of the chapters.

Akane Tsunemori had been dealing stress ever since her grandmother died. Would Nobuchika Ginoza helped her to release the stress she was feeling?

Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.

Kakashi is becoming distracted on missions, is it really just the scenery or a certain pink haired kunoichi? Kakashi proposes a deal, and Sakura finds out just how perverted Kakashi and his Icha Icha are. Will she stay and play his games? And what is in that box in the closet?

Collections of M-rated scenes from all my Hakuoki fanfics.

Summary: Sakura is the heir to the Haruno estate,Sakura and her friends only wanted to go to sand country, her mother suggested an escort even though Sakura didn't want one. Will Sakura fall in love with this suspicious man or…is it the other way around, read and find out.

Sakura, a new intern, runs into Itachi at a party. And there's mistletoe involved. AU. One-shot. Lemon.

While on a bar, Sakura got drunk but that's not just it, she had sex with a complete stranger, a raven haired Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha. At first they really did not care about each other, it was really about the pleasure that they were after but what if they are already starting to grow feelings for each other? ItaSaku fanfic. AU, LEMON!

The time has come and Sakura suddenly found herself far from Konoha, kidnapped by dreadful Akatsuki member. The plan is working perfectly, until Itachi realizes that dealing with a hot-tempered girl will go far beyond his expectations. Rated M for a reason; all necessary warnings inside.

Sakura didn't like that her lover was always out of bed in the middle of the night. Itachi didn't like how she teased him all the time. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse. Modern.

A collection of one-shots with Sakura and numerous members of the Akatsuki. Some one-shots may be set in the Naruto-verse, others may be modern day AUs. Very hot and steamy content. Chapter 1- KisameXSakura Chapter 2- DeidaraXSakura

It was just a weekend in Vegas; a weekend of fun. And somehow she was in his bed and enjoying every minute of it…at least until the morning. Modern. Las Vegas. One-shot.

The second he had picked up her scent, he was hooked. She was a drug to him, a highly addictive drug. But at the same time, she held an innocence that he hadn't seen in a long time and now, he was determined to protect both her and her innocence. He refused to allow her to be tainted like the rest of them had been.

He was arrogant and rude. He swore more than a sailor, and drank alcohol at eight in the morning. He was Hinata's new boss. And he wasn't about to keep things 'strictly professional' with his cute little assistant. Rated M for swearing and future lemons.

After working a long shift at the hospital on Christmas Eve. Sakura is invited by Itachi to have Christmas brunch with the Uchiha family, whom she hasn't seen since high school. Romance and humor ensue. Rated M for a reason: ItaSaku modern-universe. Requested by: becauseiambatman1 *Christmas Special*

Yui/Everyone AU. What is sex like for Yui when she's alone with each of the gods? Collection of short stories illustrating Yui's sexual relationship with each of the guys from KNA. Based only on the anime, not the game. Rated M for sexual language, situations, and activities. Read at your own risk.

I… I'm not very good at this, he confessed and she smiled in response. It's okay, she said. I know I'm in good hands. An extra from Second Chances.

Sakura wasn't the one-night-stand type. At the dance club on the night of her twenty-fifth birthday, however, she takes her best friend's advice and lets loose for a change. A tall, pale, long and dark haired man was all too willing to make her night memorable. Although the morning after ends up being a little more complicated than she had originally expected. ItaSaku RATED M!

It's Nobuchika Ginoza's 30th birthday and the dark-haired enforcer has a special dinner guest. First course, of course: Akane.

AU. Itachi has long kept his feelings towards Sakura to himself. One night, however, it all comes bubbling out when she confronts him about it. Warning: Contains explicit language and sex scenes.

/KakaSaku/ When Sakura makes a mistake with her Hokage-sama, she usually learns to never do it again. This one, however, she swears to do more often. Who wouldn't, with such blissful repercussions? PWP. Oneshot.

Uchi/Saku plotless, smutty filth for my lovely readers :3

A half full bottle, along with several empty bottles of sake sit in the middle of the round table. Encompassing the table sits eight mages: Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Gajeel, Levy, Jellal, Juvia, and Erza- each battling their own case of the hiccups from over consumption of alcohol. "Each couple was about to share their first sexual encounter," Erza says taking another gulp of sake.

Chizuru want to take a stroll while shopping but Saito and Okita did already the shopping so she has no excuse to go. When Hijikata ask if something is wrong and hear what she wants, he take her out. He shows a sight she never saw before in her life. A beautiful sight of cherry blossoms and a sight of HIjikata she never though he had. Rated M for the romance. ( All chars are alive)

Takeru x Yui - Takeru goes for a run late at night in the middle of a storm. When Yui follows him, a dip in the ocean takes their relationship to the next level.

Hidan is having a stressful day at work, and it's only getting more aggravating. However, he gets a pleasant surprise when his fiancée stops by for a visit. Maybe she'll even stay awhile. And Hidan's always wanted to have sex in his office... Lemon.

It's Naruto's birthday and Hinata wants to give him something special. Ramen, sake, and red lingerie are a surefire way to make the night memorable. Lemon.

When Madara took over Konoha, Tsunade and her allies fled and became missing nin, then the fates made them allies of Akatsuki under Pein. Said fates have also decided to make that damned Uchiha Itachi much sexier than he should be. Let the madness begin.

Itachi and Hinata's wedding night. Warning: This is a LEMON, and a very fluffy one.

Oneshot, non-massacre. Itachi didn't think that he would get to use something more of his brother's than just the shower... Itachi/Sakura Lemon.

Not too far into the future, Chizuru and Kazama are now man and wife, free to have one another per Oni traditions. This is the telling of their first night of pleasure, the first of many to come. Kazama/Chizuru. Lemon. Oneshot.

Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku

Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.

He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha

Standard Disclaimer applies. Smut-fic. Pairing is SAKUxAKA with Suigetsu too . All chapters rated M for lemon and language. Oneshots/drabbles are NOT connected unless otherwise stated. SIXTH: TOBI! REVIEW and vote for who's next! COVER PIC OWNED BY yuna2025 on DEVIANTART! ME NO OWN! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE A GIFT CHAPTER SO VOTE FOR ANY MALE!

When a poor 18 year old sakura attends yet another different high school, her world begins to spiral out of control when a fatal accident happens. but will this new experience be one she regrets? Or be the best life experience yet? Mature veiwers ONLY!

Sequel to 'my pet'. Its been seven months since Hinata and Hidan agreed on the priests condition for keeping the Hyuuga's friend safe how is the situation faring for the two? Could more that what either expected grow from a deal made in haste? SUMT/LEMON

Two Lovers ripped apart by the war of their countries. Though they long for each other's touch, their voices, their whole being. They knew that their love will not be accepted by their people. Now they must fight not just for their need for each other but for the safety of their lands by the crazed evil of a wicked King. Itahina one-shot

Sakura is getting dressed for tonight's feast and Sasuke walks in. Plus some sexy times and pointless discussions about corsets.

sakura wants to know itachi's secret to his silky, smooth hair. itachi is all too eager to show her.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

Nine Akatsuki. One kunoichi with ridiculously pink hair. Not everything is just black and white, or so Sakura surmised. Seriously M-rated.

OneShot. She is beautiful at any time, but he loves her best by moonlight.

Who keeps sneaking into Sakura's room at night? Lemon, 18 please.

At 21, Itachi still doesn't believe in love, or relationships. Until he meets Deidara, that is. But can he save him from the demons of his past? AU, yaoi Ita/Dei

someone is stalking our pink haired medic who could it be? Maybe, it's her secret boyfriend Uchiha Itachi read to find out more nonmass

Gajeel has always felt something for the blue haired mage, even after their first fateful meeting. But how did these two end up together? Read and find out! Lemons inside, you have been warned!

Itachi's last memory was dying at the hands of his brother...so how is it that he wakes up married with children?

Short 1 shot, lemon with madara and sakura, Rated M for rape and language. Sakura is a princess and Madara is a rapist. Will this horrifying night lead to love? Meh, who knows. Read to find out.

Hot, sexy, smut! The Lemon Tree is full of LEMONS! Each chapter is based on different scenarios that will involve different pairings .e.g.SasuHina, ItaHina, KankuTen, SasuHana... WARNING: Extremely graphic and pervy! You can request 'flavours' - on hiatus until AUiU is finished. Sorry!

What if Itachi and Sasuke were saved by the Leaf ninja. How will Itachi be seen in the village...as a traitor and a murderer or a hero. ITAHINA One-shot lemon!

Loving someone she did not know the name of could have very easily ruined her. She seemed to live in a smaller world than she thought, though, and obligations as a noble no longer felt relevant when all she could think about was him. AU.

Non-massacre ItachiXSakura. Itachi and Sakura become closer after a mission. When Itachi startes to delve into her past, will she let him in? Lots of oc characters, mild NarutoXHinata, and other parings.

Nothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.

He never payed any attention to her, he was always working at that damned desk. "I demand you stop what you're doing and have sex with me." And with those last three words, he jumped her then and there- not caring if his work was getting messed up. lemon.

Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?

He wasn't supposed to know this way. He wasn't supposed to walk in on Sakura and Itachi having sex in Itachi's office, AND overhearing their intimate conversation. Life sucks. Sequel to it takes two to tango.

After a hard day at the autopsy lab and shocking news, Sakura gets a visit from the sexy SWAT Captain himself, and no, he is NOT stopping by for some coffee. And why does she have to do that stupid interrogation again? She IS suicidal. *sigh*

Written for the AU contest at the KakaSaku LJ comm. Yup it's AU. In a city named for its sunrises Kakashi had yet to witness one for himself. Until he met her. If Kakashi in a power suit, glitzy hotels, and KakaSaku smexin is your cup of tea, check it out

The forbidden, dark urges to kiss him was overwhelming- - -no, maddening. Hinata had to kiss him. She just had to. Who cares if he's a criminal. But...to kiss him? Well, it IS her birthday... Itachi x Hinata

Sequel to A missing red bra. There was a hot woman that was either naked or in her incredibly sexy lingerie up in his room. He had to hurry. "I found the whipcream and handcuffs!" "You can do whatever you want to me." M for Lemon- warning inside.

Modern AU Just a shameless office lemon. For mature viewing pleasure.

They shared one moment when all was lost. If the end would come she would not be alone...he would leave her with a piece of him. SMUT HIJI/CHIZU

Every. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.

Not like my normal stories! Sakura's parents are gone for a week on spring break. Its time for Sasuke and her to experiment on the sex life. LOTS OF LEMONS! And yes they are ninjas!

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

A collection of one shots.

ItaSaku. Itachi finds the remedy Sakura prepared does a little more than unblock the sinuses, and enjoys it immensely.

Sakura Haruno and Itachi Uchiha have been friends since they were little. But what happens when that friendship is no longer what it once was? ItaSaku oneshot...Rated 'M' for some language and lemon

With the house to themselves, Sasuke invites Sakura over unaware that his brother has been entertaining some naughty thoughts about his girlfriend. SasuxSaku with a side of ItaxSaku. One-shot. Mature content.

That night he was not a good boy. 20 Men. TobiSaku/MadaSaku

"Sasuke-kun, will you do it with me?" "Sakura, read my lips, I will never do it with you!" later..."You should have just asked me and I would have been more than glad to do it with you." "Thank you Itachi -kun!" R&R XD

Sakura is in for a surprise when she goes to Sasuke's house to be only alone with Itachi. After that night, Sakura is even more surprised when she finds out she's... ItachixSakuraxSasuke XXXLEMONXXX

a collection of oneshot lemons. Themes are based on certain positions and situations. SasuxSaku. First one is foreplay, and is a bit different from the rest

*MadaSaku* A friendly camping trip turns into something more when Sakura and Madara draw the short straw. Now they have to share a tent and it's damn cold outside. Rated M for a reason.

With the reception over, the wedding night has now begun . . . Written for the Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata wedding challenge on the Naruto Forum.

This is a sequel to my oneshot 'weaselchan.' Sakura's feelings for Itachi are confusing, and she has yet to discover the small seed Itachi has planted in her. This is rated M for a reason.

Sakura steals her boyfriend's uniform. Kakashi approves of the outfit, and shows her his appreciation. KakaSaku, lemon, oneshot PWP

Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot

As impatient as Uchiha Sasuke was, Haruno Sakura knew what was bound to happen at the that time. She knew him too well to be able to endure a few more hours for them to be together.

A collection of LEMON one-shots starring Sasuke and Sakura. Chapter Two: Our World. A night filled with passion, romance, and intense sensual gratification. Their honeymoon night.

Sakura was a freshman in college, and he had her move into his apartment not long after them meeting. He was her first, and he was determined to make her enjoy every last second of it. Itachi and Sakura shameless smut! LEMONY GOODNESS!

Itachi never knew that shampoo could be so... dangerous. Rated M for lemony goodness

A mixed bag of yummy Itachi/Sakura oneshots. Some are massecre and some are non massacre. Rated M for safety. Complete!

Maid Café is cosplay restaurant in Japan were all innocent girls are dressed in cute French maid costume to act servants & treat costumers like thier master what happens when Naruto drags Sasuke to the maid cafe & see a sexy innocent pink haired maid....

DeixFemNaru story. AU. After a long day of dealing with messy art students Deidara ends up having to clean up after them with his best student/assitant, Naruko. With the love he has felt for her over the years near its exploding point, will he tell her?

X-mas gift fic. Pure KakaSaku smut. Kakashi was never one for the holidays, but the time has come to answer if he's been naughty or nice. Hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It started with a question: "Can you even have sex, Sasori no danna?" It ended with a haughty command: "Screw me senseless." Lemon.

Hidan can't help but watch Sakura train. Where will this lead? Will she fall for him like he has fallen for her? ONESHOT LEMON HidanxSakura

Itachi was on the plane to America to meet his fiance. When on the plane, he met the hottest girl he has ever laid his eyes on, but what happen if that girl was also on her way to meet her fiance. Read and find out. Warning:Lemon ItachixfemSasuke

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

Sasuke hasn’t touch Sakura for almost a week and he’s been craving for her ever since. Cellphone calls, friends, parents. A pretending innocent Sakura torturing him. How will he deal all with all the disturbance and the torture? SasuXSaku

Anguished by Sasuke's betrayal, Sakura escapes from Konohagakure only to meet Uchiha Itachi who takes her in for the night. How easily will she be seduced? Lemon.

After a mission Sasori and Deidara stop off at hot springs... smut ensues!

The unusual beauty of Sakura, thought an unsuitable wife, is sent to work as a servant to the Daimyo's son. Under the pressures of familial conflict, war, and prejudice, neither predict the added issue of an affair. AU. ItaSaku.

Itachi finds Sakura, and is determined to make her his. As he begins to explore her body with soft kisses and gentle caresses her senses reeled with undreamt-of pleasure. Will she give herself completely to forbidden ecstasy?

Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU

ItaSaku love story: Sakura gets kidnapped, they get close and you know all the rest

wherein a horny uchiha drags a certain blonde into a nearby closet for some "fun". itadei, yaoi, oneshot.

ItaSaku AU. In which a long distance relationship doesn’t matter in the least when you have a phone nearby and a man with a delicious, sexy voice. Oneshot smut.

Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.

Sasuke bets that Sakura won't do anything "outside of her shell". But what if she does? Warning: Sasuke bashing and LEMON. This is now a two-shot! *EDIT - Lemon has been omitted. If you'd like to read that section, please send me a pm and I will gladly send you a copy :)* Rated M for lots of cussing

ItaSaku Itachi and Sakura hardcore lemon. its an alternate ending/chapter thing to my story neglected potential. enjoy even if you havn't read the background story.

AU non-massacre ItachixSakura A hot summer night leaves Sakura with a choice. Rated M for lemon.

Sakura would do anything to get Sasuke back, even face his older brother, but she never expected to see the man beneath that cold exterior. What she uncovers will change everything she thought she knew about him, Konoha and even herself. LEMON

AU He didn't like to visit his in-laws...that's why he loved traffic on certain circumstances. He can delay the hell ahead...and appreciate more her skirt. A SasuHina Lemony One-shot

Deidara and Hinata's wedding night. Who knew being with him could be so enjoyable?

It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON

After returning from a long mission Sasuke and Sakura decide to take a relaxing soak at the village's hot springs.

Sequel to a 'Cursed Weasel'. Pairing: KabuHinaIta. Kabuto is Hinata´s extremely violent boyfriend, Itachi comes in to a picture and rest you must read from the story. Rating might go up. Eventually ItaHina

SMUTFIC! Sasuke and Naruto have a kinky morning, except Sasuke wants to play with Naruto when he's a GIRL! Naruko Action! One-Shot. Porn-Without-Plot. Sasuke/Naruto. Sasuke/Naruko.

Hey everyone this a sakura X kakashi story and it includes lemon scean in this i have worned you so here you go

She looked up at him, feeling a hot blush creeping up her neck to her cheeks she asked again What are you...doing?Helping you with the essay, he smirked looking at her confused face. ItachiSakura...M rated...first fanfic! O: