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"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." William Shakespeare

"Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein." H. Jackson Brown

"When written in Chinese, the word “crisis” is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity." John F. Kennedy

"If you can't solve the puzzle, if you can't win the game - then you're nothing but a loser" Nate River

“Hey, I don't f* around and when I do damage, it’s going to be in the form of long lasting, multi-generational psychological trauma” Foamy

"I don't believe in god. There's no proof he exists. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe in it, the past is the truth to them. And, if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself" Izaya Orihara

“Your guilt will be your past and that will be your god” Izaya

"People who call others idiots are usually more idiotic, but I’m an idiot, so I’ll say it anyway" Shizuo

"Listen, ladies. It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummelled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23. I don't care. Either way, you're in a class that's so beneath me that it doesn't matter. Human beings are weak things... But, beating up chicks isn't really my shtick. So I guess the next best thing I can do is take your precious cellphone... and smash it. - Izaya

“Listen. Looks can kill. There’s at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can’t complain if they kill you!” - Durarara

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Midnight Mansion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Bella Swan is a new girl in the dreary town of Forks. While biking with her friend Angela she stumbles across an old white mansion in the middle of forest. Although the house looks harmless from the outside, the occupants are far from innocent.Dark!Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,986 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Vision: To the Darker Side of Me by wintercandyapple reviews
Nations from Hetalia have been transported to a war-torn alternate universe in which their counterparts are far more vicious and willing to kill. After getting caught up in another world's war, will they destroy themselves?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,004 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
23 Days Later by Sin Oan reviews
When the SPK take down a new Kira, they find their names written in his Notebook, and Near has just 23 days to defeat his greatest adversary - the Death Note itself!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,029 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Near, Linda - Complete
50 Points Concerning Izaya by Threesmallcrows reviews
Oneshot. The character of Orihara Izaya, shown through 50 points of interest.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Fullmetal Dance by Heuvel reviews
Maria Heiderich is an aspiring future Julliard dancer that is sent through a transmutation circle into the year of 1918 in Amestris via train and discovered by Mustang and his men. Upon finding out her last name, Mustang sees fit to call in the Fullmetal Alchemist. Romance/Comedy/Adventure. Follows after original anime's end. Ed/OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,871 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7524 - Favs: 5,264 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blacklisted by amourdesoi reviews
"Even thieves have honor, Anri-chan," he tells her with both hands in his pockets, head cocked disarmingly to the side - but Anri knows better; that he's not a thief, he's Orihara Izaya, and that's an even worse thing to be. Izaya x Anri, 50 sentences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Izaya O., Anri S.
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,745 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geeks in Love by Lahdolphin reviews
Pizza. Mountain Dew. Dorky dance moves. Inside jokes. Tennis. Best friends. Video games. Hugs. Stupid nicknames. Pink, fuzzy, leopard print pajamas. Annoying siblings. Secrets. Pickles and peanut butter. Kisses. They're really just geeks in love. COMPLETE
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 37,792 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Niou M., Marui B. - Complete
Eight Simple Rules For Dating Canada by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
And the Forces of Evil by thereisafire reviews
Thanks to Izaya's unhealthy obsession with childrens' cartoons, Izaya and Namie watch a marathon of the Powerpuff Girls.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Five Times Orihara Izaya Became Human by Threesmallcrows reviews
Even if he won't admit it. You could beat him half to death, but there it is. Five times Izaya proved himself, whether willingly or not, to be human after all, much to the surprise of various bystanders and/or observers. COMPLETE.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Nightmares by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Damon can sense Stefan's fear and anxiety. He goes to see what's wrong with him and discovers he's having nightmares. Damon;Stefan BrotherFic. NO SLASH. OOC/Fluff
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Ten Kisses by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
The ten stolen kisses that Canada could have had. Fem!Canada x World
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Canada - Complete
Strapped by queenofpancakes7 reviews
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - by bananapancakes7 & queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Cullen and the Delayed Search for Identity by Princess Bertha reviews
Could there be hidden depths to some of the less well-developed characters? A comedy adventure staring Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, Nessie, Leah and Esme. Finished at last!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Broken Toys by Sashocirrione reviews
One night when the two are alone Near reminds Gevanni that not only is he an actual adult, rather than a child, but he's also very dangerous. Creepy Near, general weirdness. NearxGevanni pairing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
The Art of Losing by sunflower-queen reviews
Bella is not quite as quick to accept Edward at the end of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,439 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete