I HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY WAS I EVER LIKE THISSSSSS

I'm not deleting this account because sometimes i like looking back at this and cringing but just know. I hate myself. so. much. for this account. jesus christ.

I like updating stuff. so I will update this :D

NEW USERNAME: I used to be crackerduck, but now I'm aphnellie! sorry about the inconvenience, but considering it's been almost three years since in first made my fanfiction account, there needed to be changes, especially since my interests have changed.

Stuff About Me:

Name: Nellie

Age: 13

Birthday: 6/5/01

Gender: Female

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Brown

Skin: Light Tan

Dream Job: Author/ Actress

Fave Animals: Hedgehog, cats, dogs, otters

Fave Books: Harry Potter, TFIOS, Paper Towns

Fave Movies:Frozen, Titanic, Mean Girls, Hetalia Paint It White

Dislikes: Twilight, People who say Harry Potter is coping Twilight, The "YOU READ THIS NOW YOU HAVE TO POST IT SOMEWHERE ELSE OR YOU WILL DIE" things, Adolf Hitler, people who hate others for their religion, People who say stuff like "I hate the fact that Anne Frank died, cause I wanted to kill her myself", Bullies, my dad's teasing, racism, sexism, stereotypes, Athletics, most sports

Likes: My friends, writing, reading ( not the class, just reading in general), cheese, PASTAAAA, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, Sherlock, TFIOS, Books, Anime

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IF YOU ARE READING THIS ( which i highly doubt because no one likes my stories ) AND IT"S YO BIRTHDAY!!

I GOT ME A PET HEDGEHOG :D

jk... it's just a puppet :( * cries * but i treat it like a pet. it drinks sprite and eats muffins. its name is hedgehog. I LOVE MY HEDGEHOG :D

3/13/13

Ahhh... what a relaxing spring break in Belize. NOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK MY PASSPORT DAD!!!! Now I'm stuck staying in Austin :( BUT it is awesome here. best french toast ever. BUT I COULD BE IN BELIZE SCARFING DOWN BELIZE FOOD!!! i will never let it go dad... to prove it, this will be on my profile forever... :( still love you though :) (Edit, 9/20/14: NEVER LET GO, JACK. NEVER LET GO!)

Just posted my first chapter, to my first story. This is a monumental day!! * confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling. a giant cake with 'congrats!' written on it rolls in and the main characters to my first fanfic pop out, blowing noise makers, splattering icing on my face * yep this puts the MENTAL in monuMENTAL. :D

6/3/13

I wasn't at school today... I had a virus. We have workers renovating our kitchen. I was practicing my Minecraft comentary, when one of the workers came upstairs. I stopped talking and got really embarrassed. He walked into my bathroom and stayed in there for like 10 minutes. I didn't hear a toilet flush or a hand wash or anything. Right after that happened, I flushed the toilet and put germ X on the doorknob.

I Just got a weird image of Doitsu riding nyan cat... I kinda want a t-shirt of it now... I'm so weird.

If you're obsessed with Gravity Falls, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you WISH that you lived in the world of Gravity Falls, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you wish you were one of those people that can eat like Garfield and not gain any weight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a nerd add this onto your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Jesus died for your sins, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a kid at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Claizzle? That sounds like a word my dad would say to try and be cool! Haha!

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Blue Hedgehog. Okay...that sounds just weird...

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Clara Silver Lake. That does not sound right.

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Dowcl. That is awesome! lol.

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Blue Club Soda. (Fighting other drinks near you! Lol! :D)

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Ewlunga? Okay then...

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Elana Hunter. Okay, works for me.

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Ludwig.. NUUU DOITSU.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, EriinR, Storms-Are-My-Nature, HaruhixHikaru, McFlyFan101, ronandhermioneareforever, crackerduck,

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh?

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the woman who cried herself to sleep, knowing that I'll never see my wife's smiling face, again.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[x] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns (i don't get why people are so afraid of them, they're funny!)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone (only sometimes)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (only sometimes)
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Total: 12. Not bad if I say so myself.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Congrats on reaching the end of my profile! You made it all the way through the rambling, so please move just a bit further to read the fan fictions! Copy and paste this on your profile to reward those who make it through yours!