Okay. I recently realized that I'm on the way to becoming a total weeaboo, and as such I'm trying to make an effort to be less ANIMEEEEEEE-like. Luckily, I haven't yet said "kawaii-desu" (well a few times sarcastically when it was just me and my sister, but...)

I do watch anime: Hetalia, Soul Eater, Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

btw, I love My Little Pony and Hetalia crossovers. Seriously. They rule. As long as they're well written :)

But anyways, I hope you like my writing!

--Sof (short for Spaced Out Fangirl, lol. Yeah, I'm weird.)

NOW FOR RANDOM STUFF YAY (WARNING: SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE NOW BECAUSE A LOT OF RANDOM BORING SHIT IS COMING)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Can the entire world of Hetalia just be real? Please?)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fangirl moment. (Which one do you mean?)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Damn that sudden blank memory...)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Cold hands, warm heart, right? NOPE)

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. FIRST NAME? It has letters in it.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Mike Wazowski. (Well... that's what I wanted to name her, anyways.)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? When I rewatched the Revolutionary War episode from Hetalia. Oh, wait... when I was listening to Glitter in the Air by P!nk and being dumb about it.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Kind of? I mean, yeah? I guess? What kind of a question is this?

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? I... don't know?

7. KIDS? Nope. I want some though.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No... I scare myself...

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I try, but I always give up about five entries in.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yeah, right.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? LIKE TOTES WHEN CAN WE GO? ... only if someone was holding my hand... okay, yes, I would.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything sugary.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Why on earth would I do that?

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? AHAHAHA HA HA HA HAHA no.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything but strawberry/cherry, I guess.

17. SHOE SIZE? Why? (8).

18. RED OR PINK? PINK LAK TOTALLY I LUUUUV PINK only because of Poland. :)

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I talk too loud.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Prussia.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Yes! I totally want to find out everyone's shoe sizes! TELL ME IF YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS, FELLOW FANFICTION WRITERS!!!

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? O-kay... no pants, no shoes (I'm barefoot wearing a dress...)

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? A CUPCAKE BITCH

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My sister singing Sexy and I know It... PAAAAAIN

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Ooooooh... one that's like turquoise, but more blue than green, with maybe sparkles...

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Cookies (no SHIT), pumpkin pie, rain, ocean, pine trees, passion flower, irises, vanilla, and about a billion more.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend C

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? Probably... um, how much they look like Prussia? No... I notice their eyes.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I actually cut and pasted this... but what the hell. TOTALLY!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? No idea! Something soda-y, or hot chocolate.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Tennis, swimming, and skiing. Something for every season! ... except fall... damn, that would have been cool.

32. EYE COLOR? Blue.

33. HAT SIZE? Wait, what?

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? YES, YES I DO.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Anything sweet.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy endings AND scary movies!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Um... I have no idea. The Host, I think.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Ummmmm... my jeans.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? SUMMER!!! AND WINTER!!!

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs!!! Except... not... DON'T TOUCH ME.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pretty much anything sweet, I guess.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Guns don't kill people. I do. KOLKOLKOL

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you."

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

Once, a Dove chocolate wrapper told me to be my own Valentine. I ripped that bitch up into as many pieces as possible, because SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara, Spaced Out Fangirl

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters:

01. Prussia
02. America
03. Japan
04. Romano
05. Spain
06. Italy
07. England
08. Canada
09.France
10. Russia
11. China
12. Germany

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Italy/China... O.O No...

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

Romano? He's adorable, but not hot... besides, he's Spain's.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Germany... get Canada... pregnant? First of all, Prussia would either laugh so hard he cried or get really pissed off (because PruCan), and then America would bash Germany's face in, and then someone would try to find out what they were high on.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

France? Yeah... I'm not sure.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

America and Italy? Ummmmm... maybe?

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Spain/France or Spain/Russia? O.O Uh... Spain/France?

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

England walk in on America and Germany... OH GOD England would be heartbroken, and then America would be like, "SHIT THIS IS AWKWARD," and Germany would run away in shame.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

O.O Japan/Russia? That's...

"Before World War 1, Russia and Japan fought, and Japan won. *BASED ON ACTUAL HISTORY* Russia never forgot about that loss." Hmm... meh.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Prussia/Canada? HELL YEAH ALL THE TIME!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

England and Germany?

Can I leave now?

No?

"Never On The Same Side"? Because in both World Wars they were against each other?

I tried.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

O.O

Romano de-flower Prussia? I'm pretty sure he's already thoroughly deflowered.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

England slash? No idea. I do, though.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Japan het? Again, no idea.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I draw China! CHINA!!!

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

O.O America/Romano/Spain? America, you need to leave Romano and Spain to their alone time. No, they wouldn't.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Russia? "VODKAAAAAAA!"

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Canada? Hear Me by Kelly Clarkson. Or maybe Whatsername by Green Day.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Prussia/Italy/Germany? Warning: Incest, lots and lots of drugs (how else would Germany agree to this?), and naked German men. Actually, I wouldn't write that. But if I did, it would be called "German Sparkle Party."

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

For Russia to use on America? NO SHIT:

"Become one with me, da?"

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Spain? Hmm... I think I read a songfic about him and Romano yesterday.

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Italy? That curl...

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

China... shag France? Uhhhhh, drunk. Definitely drunk. I bet France would do it sober, though.

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Japan and England? I dunno, England?

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Prussia and France are in a happy relationship (WTF) until France suddenly runs off (Okay, that's better) with Romano (wait...). Prussia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with China (again, WTF) and a brief unhappy affair with Germany (please, no), then follows the wise advice of Italy (wise? Italy? What?) and finds true love with Japan (There we go).

"The Global Soap Opera." I don't know, and I don't know. Who the hell would write that?

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

England/Canada? YAY SOMEONE NOTICES HIM but I would not be pleased. And wait--are we sure that England hasn't just mistaken Canada for America?

I have now wasted enough of your time. Thanks!

--Sof