HHHHIII!!! my name is alice moonlight...mabey. :3 im awsum and u dont know my age but im probebly older than u. i write storys and i am currently writing a novel.

want some funny sayings???

when life gives u lemons make grape juice and sit back watching everyone wonder how u did it.

there are 6 levels of fat. there used to be 5 untill i went to the mall a few weeks ago. 1.big, 2.healthy, 3.huskiy, 4.fluffy, 5.DAMN, and 6.oh HELL no! want to know the difference between damn and oh hell no? ur r still willing to work with level 5. for exsample if u and a friend are in a elevator and a really bid guy gets in and u and ur friend whisper to eachother and say "damn." but u still let him ride ur elevator. but then u and ur friend r in an elevator and ur talking and all of a sudden u hear "RRAAwwwRRR!!!" and u turn and look. and say "oh HELL no!" "press button PRESS!" "RRAAwwwRRR!" "NNOO!" "RRAAwwwRRR!" "NNOO!" *karate kick!*

who ever says nothing is imposible never tryied nailing jello to a tree.

duck tape cant win a fight but it can shut the other person up!

to do list...1.dont do sh!t...misson accomplished!

HAHA! LOOK AT THE COW! its a funny cow.

:) and thats AAALLLL u need to know.