In my mind, I am Alice Cullen, my best friend is Bella, I am in love with Jasper, and I love shopping and clothes! I have been reading fanfic for a while so you can call me obsessed, so I finally decided to join. I would love it if you gave me reviews and I hope you guys like my stories.

Fave Books: Twilight Series, Harry Potter, Things Not Seen, Twilight, Models Don't Eat Chocolate Cookies, Twilight, basically anything

Fave Bands: Black Eyed Peas, Big Time Rush, Matchbox Twenty, Beyonce, Rascal Flatts, Ke$ha, pretty much all bands and songs

Things I LOVE: Twilight, Kellan Lutz, Alice Cullen, basketball, Twilight, cardboard cookies(long story:), bowling, Harry Potter, Twilight, Stephenie Meyer books, reading, and most importantly, TWILIGHT

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

I0f you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. I

f you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and prode of it, put this in your profile. I

f you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Life

-At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice

-Put a garbage can on your desk and label it in.

-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Order a diet water with a serious face when you go out to eat.

-Specify that your drive-thru order is to go.

-5 days in advance tell your friends you can't come yo their party because you're not in the mood.

-When the money comes out at the ATM scream "I WON, I WON!!!!"

-When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're lose!!!!"

-Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."