I'm an old man. A frustrated writer who didn't act on any talent he may have had as a kid and is now regretting it.
I'm here to put fingers to keyboard and to see if I can come up with anything to entertain myself and, by proxy, anyone else.

Enjoy what I write or bombard me with criticism... I don't mind as long as you are being constructive.
An insult, funny as it may be, is not very constructive... so keep 'em to yourself!