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The Legends of the Dovahkiin by ss3dj reviews
A collection of stories, centered around the adventures and legends of the Dovahkiin and Serana. Final Arc: Nero and Serana are getting married. But with the storm clouds of war forming, can Nero make it to the altar in time? Note: As of now this is the final arc to this story collection. One Day I may add more, but for now, thank you to all my readers. You made this awesome!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,897 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana - Complete
Of Lightning, Flesh, and Swords by Apocalyptian Scribe reviews
In one universe, Cole Macgrath, Demon of Empire city, activates the RFI ending the lives of all conduits on Earth. In another universe, Alex Mercer saves New York city from a nuclear payload. In their last moments, both heroes are sent on a one-way trip to ... somewhere. What fate lies before our two heroes and who is the shadowy figure tracking them? (Story is being rewritten)
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,216 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Cole MacGrath
Through The Kaleidoscope by Dorplet reviews
She is a kaleidoscope and shows them what is hidden in the light.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 2/11/2013
2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 157 - Words: 143,662 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
What's it worth to you? by Archemedies reviews
One day Ruby comes across the proclaimed "Greatest cookie in the world" However, the only way to afford said cookie is to take a summer job as night guard in newly reopened Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Little does she know the horrors that await. (Finished)
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,630 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Ruby R., The Puppet - Complete
Gotham's Saviors by The Clown King Of Chaos reviews
Batman meets Alex Mercer who is seeking to redeem himself for his past by ridding Gotham of its crime, but with extremely lethal methods. Now The Caped Crusader must find a way to contain Mercer before the Living Disease murders all but one of the super-villains in Gotham after the city is once again cut off from the world... with all of them trapped in it.
Crossover - Batman & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,213 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Poison Ivy, Alex M./Zeus
A Chance by Boskov01 reviews
Jack and the five former Little Sisters, now his adopted daughters, do what they can to fit into the everyday life of 1960s America, despite one little problem…none of them knows how to live "normally."
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,576 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Jack R., Little Sister
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
RWBY: The Heist by Wrecker817 reviews
Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang are the best thief's around. When they team up nobody can stop them. No job is to big for these girls. *Hiatus*
Crossover - Payday: The Heist & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,374 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The many people you meet in heaven by Yessica-N reviews
Lee is dead, but moving on won't be easy on him. First, he will have to face everyone that died during this mess. From fallen friends to killed foes. Lee just can't get a break, can he? Rated T for minor gore and language.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
A New Day by SummertimeSadness1 reviews
Lee Everett struggles with surviving the new world and keeping one little girl safe. His group is starved for help and broken beyond repair. With the long road ahead, there's trouble around every corner. He must choose who to trust, before there's no time left. LeexCarley Spoilers!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 166,503 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012
More Than Friends by HinataSnow16 reviews
Alex is freaking lonely. So what happens when he stumbles across a hyperactive woman? Will he be friends with her? Or will she wreck havoc on NYZ with her own 'Mercer' abilities? How in the world is he gonna live with this crazed woman? Read on to see how such a woman had turned Alex's life into a circus show! (And maybe he will find some feelings that he wished to forget!) ALEXxOC
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,128 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
Survival? by BigBadBabaYaga reviews
Delta survives with the help of Lamb and his pair-bond with Eleanor is restored. But what is he going to do with 13 ex-little sisters, a psychopathic therapist, and a daughter who has turned herself into a big sister?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Delta, Eleanor L.
What the Flip in Dead Space by ZwIcK reviews
Dead Space goes crazy. -Er.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011
Young Blood by Clockwork000 reviews
A simple scene where a certain gentlemanly criminal had a chance encounter with a much younger Ruby Rose. Not that either of them would remember it ten years later down the road. One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
Slender Finds Hope by petitprincess reviews
Slender, a mysterious creature who takes little kids (maybe even teenagers) away from their family and friends. He robs them from their hope and replaces it with disparity. How he loves his work. But, what if he comes across someone he CAN'T kill? How will he react? What would happen between these two? Please Read! HIATUS
Slender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013
All You Need is Love by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Light Yagami tries his hand at a normal relationship, unfortunately for Naomi Misora he's been taking lessons from her Myspace stalkers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 162,070 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Light Y., Naomi M.]
The Ties That Bond by Chungdoo reviews
What if things had been different? What if the dead never rose? After finding his wife in bed with another man, Lee runs into Clementine abandoned and living off the street. When things take a turn for the worse, Lee finds himself on the run and searching for answers. Eventual CarLee! Others characters will also appear eventually! Please Review. TellTale owns rights and characters!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,363 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013
We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
Bioshock 3: Eleanor's Dream by Crazy Iemon reviews
Eleanor thought her problems were over when she left Rapture. Little did she know that her adventures were just beginning! Follow Eleanor as she struggles with this new world and encounters an old familiar face...Abandoned, summary in last chapter.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,867 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Eleanor L., Jack R. - Complete
Bled Space by Leon XIII reviews
Isaac Clarke not only has to find his girlfriend on a ship infested with naked monsters, but his Buddy Richard Osmond must also deal with these weird ohs known as the Psychological 7 dispatched by his nemesis, Theodore Holmes!
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Isaac C. - Complete
Lee's Second Chance by Crazyb2000 reviews
What if Lee was given a second chance at his own game. What if he could go back knowing everything that would happen from when he met Clementine to when he died from the bite. This is the story of Lee Everett being sent back to the first day of the outbreak. This is his 'Second Chance'
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012
Xcom Enemy Unknown : Field of Lies by Thelivinggun1 reviews
With the alien invasion of Earth, Will Xcom be able to turn the tide? The Story following several squads of Xcom, as they battle the alien threat, and the threat within. It will follow their battles, aswell as their downtime and several twists and turns. Writing a novel, figured i'd publish it here first. First Fan-fiction. Please Review!
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013
Journey for the Frozen Heart by T2 Angel reviews
Cole MacGrath is dead. But that's not the end of the story. For his heroism, he, along with Nix, is granted the opportunity to return to life. But, for her betrayal, Kuo was judged and damned. Both Conduits are given one chance to go on a perilous journey to save the woman who betrayed them but at the risk of forfeiting their chance to return to life.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,747 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Cole MacGrath, Lucy Kuo, Nix - Complete
After the Fires Fade by Laluzi reviews
Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,643 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M.
Matt's Gamer Rants by SilverWingedRaven reviews
NO GAME IS SAFE FROM THE RANTS OF MATT! This is basically a collection of rants courtesy of everyones' favorite red-head about some games he plays. R&R feel free to laugh
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Matt
Letters to Near by younggrimm reviews
Fan letters to Near. He will write you back! Letters to Rose (my O.C. from my new story) are accepted as well! Rating may change.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 30,263 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Near - Complete
The Choice is yours, are you a man or a slave? by spiderslayer42 reviews
On one side you have a man who choose to do the greater good, on the other you have a woman who was corrupted by a horrible man. If one sought the other, could it mean the destruction of man who is loved or the salvation of a woman who never received the love she so desperately needs? Only one thing is certain, the path to it will not be a delicate one. Jack/Eleanor.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Jack R., Eleanor L.
Reconciliation by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] [COMPLETE.] Isaac and Ellie have survived the horrors of the Sprawl, but it's not over till a stomp to the Necromorph's face. Rest for Isaac is going to be a long time coming. Isaac-centric. Isaac/Ellie. Post-DS 2, bridging DS 2 to DS: Salvation. Special thanks goes to Captain Crazy-Nonsense and Tayta Malikai for the beta-reading.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 196,073 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Isaac C., Ellie L.] - Complete
Batman:Unholy Alliance by dragonshensi reviews
When a mastermind threatens to shake Gotham to it's very core Batman must forge alliances with his most deadliest enemies to stop the threat.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
No Teen Drama During a Zombie Apocalypse! by Junjou-DeathNote reviews
What if Ben wasn't the only teen at The Motor Inn? Two new faces, one familiar and one new, how will their presence affect not only Ben, but everyone around them, plus the story? Only one OC, and of course there are spoilers involved here. Rated T due to coarse language and future gore
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 163,612 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Hunter's Moon by Christy T reviews
Alkyone, an Amazon jealous of Hippolyta's motherhood, steals baby Diana from Themyscira, fleeing to Man's World. She decides to raise Diana in a place no proud Amazon will think to look: the corrupted Gotham City. AU BMWW. The sequel, HUNTER'S NIGHT, is now posted.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 220,026 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Everybody Loves Spidey by Maximus- Reborn reviews
A series of one-shots featuring several of Marvel's finest women being paired up with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. With each chapter comes a different story and pairing. Chapter Thirty-One "Amora - The Enchantress"
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Deal by SW4G M4N reviews
AU : Changed ending and relationship (Those who have finished the game will know what I mean) 5 months after Colombia, Booker Dewitt has been living in Paris alone and depressed. To end the city in the sky once and for all, Elizabeth tore it all down, but not without disappearing herself. Nothing truly ends though, nothing.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,687 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Modern Day Assassins by Mephiles the Dark Spartan reviews
When Desmond is forced to flee to the City of New York for not-revealed reasons, he encounters some familiar faces who are forced to try to blend into modern-day situations. Some of them are… harder to get used to than others. Rated T just in case.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Broken Circle by bren97122 reviews
Post game. Major spoilers. Booker may have broken the cycle, but he has not escaped everything. Two familiar faces pay him a visit and they sure have a lot to say. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
Eleanor Alone by 009nhalf reviews
After being suffocated by her mother, Eleanor finds herself revived in a broken down Vita-Chamber in Pauper's Drop with no knowlegde of how she died or ended up there. She encircles Rapture for clues about her life and mysterious death.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 58,943 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Eleanor L.
Protoshock by Captiosus reviews
The Ultimate Hunter is dead, slain by his hand, and the clock on the nuke is ticking. However, instead of being reduced to a puddle by the fury of the atom, it sends him to a dystopian hell at the bottom of the sea. In otherwords, another day at the office for Mercer. Rated T for swearing, some gore.
Crossover - BioShock & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Atlas, Alex M./Zeus
Batman Silent Hill: Shadow In The Mist by darkknight uk reviews
A seemingly unrelated murders in Gotham City. A string of clues that lead to a quiet little resort town. To solve the mystery The Batman must face his worst nightmare in the town called Silent Hill
Crossover - Batman & Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,530 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Remnants Of An Old World by ZeroShoot reviews
(What Remains - renamed) Clementine finds herself abandoned in a cruel, cold, godforsaken world. She has to survive, whatever it takes. Living in this world she will be confronted with nasty situations and severe decisions, but she'll have to make them. Things might go well for some time, but might as well turn for the worse the very next moment.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013
Through Kenny's vision by NRGNinja reviews
Ever wondered how the apocalypse was through Kenny's point of view? you can find out here. Kenny's entire story through his own POV from the beggining to the ending.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Chase by gonelikeme reviews
Fillian is a street-rat turned Assassin, who owes everything to his brotherhood. Eleanor is a Temper protégé, who has to kill an Assassin to prove her worth. The chase is on. Robber/Redcoat T for swearing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Robber, Redcoat
Operation Blacklight Purity by MegaAuthor reviews
Mercer is still at large, and before the event of Prototype 2, Mercer is challenged by none other than heroes and villains of the Marvel Universe. No one is safe against Alex Mercer, and if you are in his kill list; say your prayers. Rated M for Mature.
Crossover - Marvel & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,411 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Alex M./Zeus
BioJock by Leon XIII reviews
Jack ends up in a city full of crazy mask wearing people,a crapload of syringes and an annoying Irish guy who continously calls him Boyo. Watch as he questions,kills,and smashes his way through the game! Parody of Bioshock.Please review.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jack R.
Dead Space: Playing the Game 2 by EcoSeeker247 reviews
Sequel to Playing the Game. After clearing the first Dead Space, Isaac Clarke doesn't think he can handle anymore games about himself...until Challus Mercer brings him a little gift one day: Dead Space 2! Rated T for mild suggestive humor and language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,662 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Isaac C., Ellie L., H. Tiedemann, N. Stross
Genesis by Hyliian reviews
"A virus does not feel. It does not think. It does not plan. It simply is. Actions and reactions. Instinct." My attempt at tackling a character as complex as Alex Mercer. Connected one-shots that may or may not create a cohesive whole.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,726 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Alex M./Zeus
SpiderMan: Day One by Vadakin reviews
He's got a new job and a new suit to wear to work. Today's the day a scrawny kid from Queens introduces himself to the people of New York and they're going to love him. After all he's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. He's even got a theme song.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
No Mercy by Saeto reviews
Spoilers for the ending of Prototype 2.
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, James H.
Why Is She Following Me! by RECREATIONAL reviews
Big Sister is back! ...Well, almost. /Author's note/
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,670 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Big Sister
Assassin's Creed Chibis by xInfiniteInMysteryx reviews
This is a series of one shots starring Ezio, Altair, Desmond, and others. This is basically their lives as chibis and all the weird and random adventures they have. Non yaoi, and expect OOC.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ezio A., Altaïr
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: AVP Style by xxKhaleesixx reviews
Scar has disrespected a female Yautja and is forced to live among the humans, unless he can fall in love with one. Follows the plot of the movie but it isn't scene by scene. Read to see for yourself to see before you judge. Warning- Lots of my crazy humor in this. COMPLETE- Working on editing-
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,670 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Lex, Scar - Complete
SpiderMan: Reduxe by The Curse of the Damned
So, Mr. Recorder, you want to know about my life? Well, I guess you don't have a say so as I can turn you off and on as I please. But you help me so. So let me tell you about me, let me tell you about my life as the Amazing Spider-Man
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Change by nasiamarie88 reviews
A classic tale of the lion and the lamb takes place in an Infected Manhattan. He'd watched countless die since he'd awoken a monster. He never expected the urge to save some girl would forever change his life...and hers. Alex/OC-Nicole
Prototype - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alex M./Zeus
Ask Ezio! by iguanablogger reviews
EXPIRED. Thank you all for your votes and questions! A sequel, Ask Altair, has already been posted. Visit iguanablogger's profile to find the new fiction letter and get crank out some questions!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,146 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
The delicate art of recruiting by Tristana reviews
Since Ezio says he can handle the recruitment, Yusuf gladly accepts, not knowing what the Master Assassin had in store. He will find out that Ezio's style is more flamboyant than he thought. Pure Crack.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Alucard vs Life by Alex McM reviews
Alucard is back and this time he is against more than just Twilight...No this time he is against life itself! From social welfare to first jobs, crying children, public transport, false vampires and everything in-between Alucard will conquer them all!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,081 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Minions on break by Lizardsareradical reviews
While not performing fatalities on unlucky victims, Baraka, Sektor, Kano and Reptile hang out together, talking about random things or going on the occasional adventure. Spelling and grammar mistakes edited. Read and review.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire by ProbableImpossibilities reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
Just get in there by Jadeah reviews
A little Ezio Altair snd Desmond moment. As well as more random moments and skits.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ezio A., Altaïr
Andrew's Sister by InkNQuill reviews
Andrew adopts a Little Sister after waking up half drunk in Paupers Drop.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Andrew R., Little Sister
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
The Red Eyed Messiah by EcoSeeker247 reviews
This Necromorph wasn't like the others. He was a cut above the rest. Perfect in every way. So why didn't he feel like he was special because of this? This is the story of the Ubermorph. Rated T for brief strong language. *Dead Space 2 Spoilers*
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - N. Stross, Isaac C. - Complete
Cereal Kidnapper by InkNQuill reviews
Sequel to Eleanor's Cereal. A Serial Kidnapper threatens Johnny's safety and someone is causing havoc all over Rapture. Can Eleanor and friends find out what the heck is going on before it's too late?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Eleanor L.
Undead Nightmare Father & Son Edition by MindlessDream reviews
As Jack Marston prepares to find the reason for the second undead outbreak, he is distracted by a pale horse trotting over to the hill where his father was buried a couple of months ago.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jo. Marston, Ja. Marston
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
Life as a big daddy by Noswald reviews
L24 is a IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE LATEST CHAPTER MUST READ
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Big Daddy, Little Sister
The Random Adventures of Darren Shan by SouChouChou reviews
Steve wishes there were more M rated fanfics about him and Darren, Debbie wishes Steve would leave her Darren alone, Darren wishes he knew what the heck was going on and everyone else just wishes Steve would go live somewhere else.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
Scrabble and Hints by Dark Glass Marionette reviews
During a game of Scrabble, both Isaac and Ellie get a taste of how much one simple word can mean and do. *Rated K to T, to be safe. Twoshot*
Dead Space - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Isaac C. - Complete
The Pen by HistoryNut387 reviews
Delta is unable to speak, yet has so much on his mind. What is he to do? With the finding of a pen and a blank book, Delta now has that power to release his mind. As it's said, "The pen is mightier then the sword". Let's see how he uses that phrase.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,701 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Delta
Clouded Origins by Robert DeWarren reviews
A tale of how the templars known as The Harlequin, the Hellaquin, the Doctor, and the Prowler came to be some of the most feared people in the world.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harlequin, Prowler
Ask BB! by xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx reviews
Ask Beyond Birthday. Everyone's favorite L-obsessed,Jam loving, Shinigami eyed, Insane, Sexy Serial Killer! - Discontinued. -
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,725 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - BB - Complete
Eleanor's Cereal by InkNQuill reviews
Somebody ate Eleanor's Cereal and she isn't happy, So Eleanor goes on a hunt for who did it.. But winds up finding much more than just Cereal.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,728 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Eleanor L. - Complete
New by Ninja Sheep reviews
Dean has never even heard of Rapture, and if he had, he wouldn't have believed it anyway. But one freak accident that he'd rather not talk about later, and he's trapped as a big daddy with a little sister who hates him, and a new found crush who does too.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
BioShock: Peculiar Objects of Interest by Dr. Doomsday reviews
Rapture has some pretty weird stuff in it, but some more than others. This is a story about Jack, some of the stranger parts of BioShock, and some non-canon stuff thrown in for good measure. OC warning. NEW CHAPTER UP HOLY CRUDCAKES.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jack R.
SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
The Audio Diaries of Mark Meltzer by LuisJM reviews
Based off the Something in the Sea website. Listen to what Mark has to say during his search for his daughter from beginning to end. Bioshock 2 Prequel COMPLETE!
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 81 - Words: 74,723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Crazy Assassin by Iyrsiiea reviews
Previously known as "Politics" This is a few short fics about Altair doing all the things you wish you could do.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
To Date a Yautja by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
A Yautja online? Sure why not, I've been talking to him for awhile now, and he really knows how to stay in character. Hey wait...that's not a costume. (Story not to be taken serious.)
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007
Nibbles by Sanis reviews
“Did you pull that out of your bra?” Alucard asked, disgusted and enthusiastic. “What else do you keep in there?” This follows the lives of those in the Hellsing. AU...kinda.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,606 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Flowers by Jkl33311 reviews
Decades after his fateful plane crash, Jack is still haunted by the memories of Rapture. Can a former Little Sister help him forget all his troubles? BARELY rated T. Strong language, flashbacks of violence and a strong sexual reference. R&R please.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jack R. - Complete
Minor Dilemmas by Mysterious Penname reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Minor Annoyances. Light and L have been living sort of peacefully for a couple of years, when a required visit to a certain orphanage shakes things up again. Poor guys. AU, OOC!Light, Shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,255 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In Your Honor by thunderings reviews
Misa Amane didn't kill herself after Light had died. Filled with anger, she decides to become a top Detective, in hopes of taking down the people whom killed him. What happens however, when she gets a job working for Near?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,205 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Misa A., Near - Complete
Partner of a Bad Blood by Mystic Blade reviews
A Bad Blood's in town and he's found his prey, but while chasing it, he has to avoid the feds, another hunter, and a bounty hunter. What will he do with his prey while being chased?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 145,738 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mercy Rule by Her Sweetness reviews
Series of drabbles through which Mello continuously challenges Near to various competitions. Dressing in drag, mudwrestling, masochism, Mello's hotness, Matt's obsessive pwning and much more ensue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Friendly Game of Chess by Dragon92 reviews
All hell breaks loose when Subzero invites Scorpion over to play chess. I suck at sumaries.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 5/12/2006
Arachnophobia by J.B. Writer reviews
A Teen Titan, Spider Man crossover. 'Our pal' Larry decides to visit Jump City again. Complications occur sending Spidey, Venom, and Carnage instead. What will be the ramifications of this odd occurence? Three words... Watch out Titans!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,422 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete