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Joined 01-05-12, id: 3599050, Profile Updated: 04-09-14
Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who.

I don't own Doctor Who, nor am I affiliated with it in any way (this applies to all my writing because - once again - I can't see that situation changing in the near future).

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The Adventures of River Song by x-Avarice-x reviews
What does she do when the Doctor isn't around? A one-shot series about the many times River is without the Doctor, and about a few times when she isn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Life Of John Smith by MrsBoreanaz1 reviews
AU John Smith isn't normal; he can see what won't happen, the infinite possibilities of a single event. It's a curse that drives him crazy, to the point where he decides he must die. Only to meet the one woman who is a complete mystery to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
What Child Is This by AlwaysGus1 reviews
The Doctor and River find themselves thrown together at Christmas and must make one of the hardest decisions either could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,386 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
When Everything Changes History Can Be Rewritten by Reese M reviews
River has finally earned her pardon and is free to live her life with her Doctor, her family, with all of time and space to do it in. Things change for River and the Doctor but are those things enough to rewrite history? It's an adventure finding out.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,989 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Being Human by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"Rule number twenty-three. Amy, Rory; whatever you do, don't let us near each other. Don't let us see eye to eye. And definitley don't let us fall in love. One kiss, and the spell is broken. The Family will attack. Understand? Good. And, yeah, thank you."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Five Plus One by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
Five times River Song was frightened and one time she wasn't .
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Curse by Pseudo-anonymity reviews
AU Eleven x River. A young archaeologist discovers a hidden tomb in a pyramid, and the contents of that tomb change the course of her life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
River Knows by Basil Allegri reviews
The Doctor invites River to see his 'death'. She is slightly amused until she begins to realize just how much this experience may affect her, fake death or not. River/11th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Interview by betawho reviews
An alien is interviewed on the news about his planet's encounter with the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Movie Date by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River go to see Star Wars...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Beautiful Game by Kitty Ryan reviews
River and Jack play poker, and have their own, very special rules. Written for spoiler song's latest ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Give Me Your Answer Do by whovianbard reviews
An old Earth game involving a little white flower, River Song and a confused Time Lord... Pure unadulterated fluff for the Jubilee.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Just a Minor Rewrite by Sylva Dax reviews
She'd ordered him not to change one line, but . . . The story takes place before, during, and after SITL and FOTD. Reviews are most welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Make the Clock Reverse by DD Agent reviews
The Doctor has lost his wife, but little things arise that make him suspect she may not truly be gone.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Home For the Holidays by penguinspy42 reviews
After the Doctor is late for River's first Christmas in Stormcage, he's determined to make it up to her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Very Good Day by betawho reviews
He wasn't getting any younger, and his Companions were ganging up on him... - "This is never going to work!" Rory whispered. "It will if you'll quit dawdling," Amy said. "Come on, River is keeping him distracted..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Thousands have lived without love by my-girl-friday reviews
The Doctor has trouble saying those three little words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Doctoris Lacrimae by domina tempore reviews
He steps out of the TARDIS with his head held high, but not even a Doctor can hold back tears forever. A tribute to Elisabeth Sladen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Spoilers! by Mizuki1988 reviews
The TARDIS decides to meddle with the time stream, and a lost soul is saved on board in the most awkward manner possible… Library fix-it with a twist.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Sunshine After Rain by Nightsmoke reviews
They had the universe at their disposal, anywhere in time and space, but sometimes all it took was a cup of chamomile, some French piano music, and a little rain. Fluffy h/c, and for once it's not the Doctor. Season 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Live Long Days of the Last Centurion by nextstop-everywhere reviews
After all, anyone who can bring his wife's imaginary friend down a peg - even for a minute or two - is a blessed saint in his book. Rory introspective, River/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Proof of Heaven by Pamena reviews
A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,642 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Christmas Eve with the Ponds by savvyliterate reviews
Amy and Rory told their families they preferred to spend Christmas Eve on their own. They decided to omit the part where they were spending the holiday with their adult daughter and her husband. Eleven/River, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Next Logical Step by whovianbard reviews
Their entire relationship had been a series of unexpected encounters so she shouldn't have been surprised that he turned up on her doorstep. It was, after all, the next logical step. She shouldn't have been, but she was.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
If Something Can Be Remembered by SignedSealedWritten reviews
River talks to the Doctor in the Pandorica. Missing scene from Big Bang 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
What A Fool Believes by E.A. Week reviews
River Song summons the Eleventh Doctor to the beautiful planet Vareda to celebrate the excavation of an ancient temple. A gruesome attack on the Doctor leads River to believe that someone on Vareda would do anything to keep her discovery buried forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lon Lon Milk by jooblahoobla reviews
A lemon oneshot of Link x Malon. ; My first lemon, hope you guys, you know, enjoyy. Please review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
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the lines of life that life repair with time's pencil reviews
She is and always has been an innately selfish person and she sees no reason to change that - even if she is made of technology and data rather than flesh and bone. After all, there is only one story that matters to her now and its last chapter was finished, the final lines typed out brutally, solidifying their irreversible circle.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the clock's heart, it hangs inside its open chest reviews
Every time he pulled away from the corridor, it was like he'd been caught in the gut with a fishhook. It stabbed and twisted and ripped; yet, the alternative – following the line and finding their room, breathing in the air and finally letting her soul out – was so much worse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
wise men say only fools rush in reviews
For them, hearing and saying those clichéd three words for the first time happened four times. The first time he'd said it, the first time she'd said it, the first time she'd heard it and the first time he'd heard it. It was all terribly complicated, but then again, what was a never-ending circle without a few illustrative bumps for artistic licence?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
he carried her ghost through gravestone fields reviews
He breathes out a sigh of relief, even though he knows part of her is lying because content is certianly not the same as happy - but she has always and completely hidden the damage. A Library Fix-it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Contemporaneous Domesticity reviews
Human!AU. A series of one-shots detailing the domestic life of Doctor John Smith and his unpredictable, curly-haired wife, River Song. Each story takes place at a different point in history, from times such as the Great War to the time the Doctor broke the Wii.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
all of the dreariness is real reviews
She would unquestionably stay tonight, to make sure he remained sane. Because she needed to take care of him. Because she needed someone else near her. Because he was the only one left now. And because she owed it to her mother. Post-Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Songs form Stories reviews
A series of tiny one-shots about the Doctor and River. Each one is written within the time limit of a random song from the multitude on my iPod. I'd love to know what you think! Unfortunately, I don't own Doctor Who.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
there's nothing can sever such a well-made endeavour reviews
'There was a devilish twinkle gleaming brightly in River's eyes, which meant only one thing: trouble.' A comedic one-shot about the Doctor, his wife and her parents out for an intergalactic dinner. (Previously titled 'Dinner & a Rather Awkward Show')
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete