Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you have run into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you like it when your room is a mess, but your mom/dad disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what ANY SOCIAL NETWORK/CELL PHONE/ELECTRONIC DEVICE is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, keacdragon, angelsarerising2016,

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be FAT.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and DATE only other punks.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I want to STUDY overseas, so I MUST be a workaholic.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I am ASIAN, so I MUST be studying to be a doctor or lawyerI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch..I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser who is also single.I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I have a lot of FRIENDS so I MUST be a popular bitchI'm IN LOVE with a fictional character, so I MUST have no lifeI SHIP my favourite fictional couple, so I MUST be a rude, annoying bratI am ASIAN, so my parents MUST pressure me into studying ever living momentI like TIM BURTON MOVIES, so I MUST be a serial killer or training to be one.I like WES ANDERSON MOVIES, so I MUST be a wimpy white kidI like INDIE ROCK/POP and ALTERNATE music, so I MUST be a wimpy white kid

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.

This is a story about God. I don't care if you believe or not, JUST READ!!

Seventeen year old Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each SHARED their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism...

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter

I went to a party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink,

so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

that I didn't drink and drive,

though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,

And your advice to me was right.

The party finally ended,

and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,

Sure to get home in one piece.

I never knew what was coming,

Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,

Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high.

Because he chose to drink and drive,

now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me,

like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven,

put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

Mom I'm getting really scared

These are my final moments,

and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile - please note I didn't write this:-)

I think the reason why people cut is they just want to feel something even if it's pain, and sometimes the pain doesn't come until the skin puffs up red and white.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Penny TreasurexX,bonifacio16,goddess of lakes, HecateA, Tashwampa, NATM-Wizard-Tribute-Narnian, BlueKiwiTikki,

Scary-a.. thing..This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilia

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come for you.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (I'm sorry, I had to, I love this, and it really needs to be resepcted more. I do my best with this!)

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with a another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to deal with society hating me.

I am a the man who stopped attending church, not becuase I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.