Hey.

I am an insane person living in an insane world. For those who don't know me, you do now. I am a special kind of weird. And so, welcome to my humble profile! Here is some information for you wonderful people out there.

Real name: Darth Vader. No, seriously, I am not kidding. You worried now? Heh heh...

Birthday: The Marshmallow-th of the Cupcake, Lollypop. Makes no sense, yeah? Good. If you are so desperate to know my birthday... You are a seriously creepy stalker. But! If you must, it is code... Won't tell you what code. Even I don't know!

Lives: Heh heh heh heh... My little flag thingy is wrong... Whatever it is showing at the moment... But I live in Storyland. You can't find it on a map and only experts can get there. Oops.. To much details!

Religion: Neutral, don't judge. I'm not judging you... or am I?

Gender: Girl, Lady, Woman, Female, whatever!

Star sign: Um... Fairy Floss.

What I like: Mushrooms! They are amazing... Um... Being insane, Reading and writing, All things to do with English, Watching films of my favourite books, All Books that are amazing (To many to list), Music, Flowers, Being in nature, Most animals, Yoga and meditating, the list goes on! Oh and everything Harry Potter!!! (Obsessed fangirl alert anyone?)

What I don't particularly like: People judging me when they have no idea what really goes through my head, spiders (They're creepy and scare the hell outta me!), Some other stuff I don't remember.

Pairings I like: Unusual and not thought about pairings, no matter how weird and frowned upon they may be in society. But I also like normal non-canon pairings and canon pairings.

I am super happy! When I say insane I mean in a good way. Oh, and my stories may not be the best but I wrote purely for the enjoyment and thrill of it! Not for making other writers like me.

Some announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you all here today to announce the arrival of The Queen of Insane and Slightly Less than Normal Pairings and Situations! Please give a round of applause for... TheInsanePerson!
*Round of applause thunders*

Queen of Insanity: Oh please, quit with the dramatics. I only want to say beware... My expert skill of weaving wonderful tales of weirdness is not much to be admired for.

Smiles sweetly* But I also happen to contain all the knowledge of making you come join me in Insane-land. *Grins evilly* My fascinatingly strange stories will draw you in slowly and show you things in a new light. A new, better, insane light.

Some announcer: Oh! She's at it again! It's true ladies and gents, you have to be careful when stepping into her territory...
*Whispering behind hand* Trust me, I know from experience...
*Louder*
Not one of her thrilling stories will escape your sight. Did you really think you would be able to resist the charm and elegance of amazing original stories, created by none other then the Queen of Insanely Awesome? Think again, my poor friends. You will be caught someday.

Clears throat* But let's not dwell on that, shall we? Let's get to the true point of this overly long, boring speech! We are gathered here today to announce that the Queen has made public for the first time in history, one of her amazingly strange stories! If you are interested, which I know you are, scroll down with your weird, glowing things and use your weird, pointing thing to click on the story 'Love at First Bite'. It's the only one nestled deep in the loving care of FanFiction at the moment, so you should find it pretty easily.
Well, better finish up there folks! It seems our Queen has already left, probably to pick up that amazingly artistic quill of hers and use it to write elegent words across pages of pure white paper. Well this is Some Announcer (Already succumbed to the Queen's wishes) signing off for the night. See you next time folks!