This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...

what would have happened if Jack and Ianto met in a preschool/daycare setting? Starting with them meeting and following them through school. Rated T for now because of later chapters, rating will be rethought once i get there... :

After a long shift, Jim settles for spending a lonely night on the Bridge. That is, until Spock comes along and gives him the best night of his life. PWP and established Spirk.

Jim discovers fan fiction. He is pleasantly surprised. Slash- boy smex. Don't like? eh... too bad for you. M for Kirk/Spock slash. NOW with a shiny new EPILOGUE!

Spock pisses off a Q and gets cat appendages, enough said. Slight Next Generation reference, but mostly 09 universe. This contains Spirk. Spork. Slash. Jim/Spock and very minor Q/Picard. Be aware of the M rating! Please read and review!

Spock doesn't always know what to say. Sometimes he needs a little help.

4 times Spock surprised Kirk with PDA and 1 time he expected it

"Tony/McGee watching SGA, Tony ships McShep, McGee rejects forever 3" Tim just wanted to geek our with a bro, but Tony somehow wants slash. Though Timmy never said all slash was impermissable...

Between Seasons Three and Four. "I think that any plan that turns on the fulcrum of Tony not annoying someone is probably a pretty flawed plan."

When Ianto accidentally causes Jack to become engaged to an alien princess, it's up to him and the Tenth Doctor to go to his rescue. Another story in my "On-Verse" universe

Jim has cheated on Spock. According to the tabloids, that is. Jim just has to get to Spock before they do. K/S.

Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.

In which Jim thinks he's cleverer than he actually is, forgets two basic rules, and makes a little bit of an idiot of himself. Spock is just amused. Features seven kisses. Oneshot, development of K/S.

Academy fic AU love story. Jim and Spock got together before they encountered a certain psychotic Romulan. Then how exactly did Jim still end up marooned on Delta Vega? That's a funny, sad, and complicated story.  Pairings:K/S Amanda/Sarek

Jack is up to something, Rhys finds out, and Ianto has to do damage control. Another "On-Verse" story and is a direct sequel to "On How to Spend New Years' Eve"

An On-Verse story - In which Gwen and Rhys throw a New Years' Eve party, Ianto achieves groupies, and Jack gets jealous.

Ianto has some interesting phone calls with his mother...

My submission to Happy Trekmas on LJ, based on this prompt: Spock & Jim are teaching at the Academy between missions, completely ignoring their mutual attraction. Jim, in a pigtail-pulling sort of way, is coaching cadets to hack the Kobayashi Maru

As friends go, Sheldon knows that he and Amy are a perfect match. Until he realizes what she's costing him. Sheldon/Penny

When the TARDIS appears in the Archives and kidnaps Jack and Ianto, little do they know what mischief she wants to get up to...yet another "On-Verse" story.

A seemingly routine Rift alert changes Jack in ways Ianto doesn't like...a sequel to "On Proper Uses for Alien Tech", and a story in my seemingly growing "On-Verse" saga...

When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.

Halloween!fic. Jim is called to Sick Bay after Spock eats an entire bag of Halloween candy. Really, this is just fluff with half a plot thrown in. Warning: K/S and so much fluff that your eyes might burn.

Sequel to 'The Happy Kitty Oneirology', and fourth in my Kitty series. Penny wins tickets to a 'Star Wars' Convention on the radio and takes the boys... Oneshot. Complete.

Sequel to 'The Sleepy Kitty Component', and the third in my 'Kitty' series. Penny volunteers to help Raj and Sheldon in a dream study. Oneshot. Complete.

A one-shot sequel to 'The Soft Kitty Correlation'. Penny becomes injured due to Leonard's negligence, and Sheldon steps in... Well all know drugs make her overly candid...

Sheldon makes Amy Farrah Fowler leave when he reveals that he would prefer Penny taking care of him when he is sick...

When Ianto Jones thought about how he was going to spend his 1000th Birthday, this wasn't it...Written for the LongLiveIanto Happy Millennium Birthday Challenge on LiveJournal and is a sequel to "On Proper Uses for Alien Tech"

H&W slash. Promptfic. During a fight, Holmes is horribly scarred. He no longer believes Watson could love him, Watson must convince him otherwise.

When Ianto Jones awoke, when he'd been convinced he was going to die after being exposed to an alien virus, well...to say he was shocked would have been a total understatement. Written for the Non-Anniversary Challenge on LongLiveIanto.

During a slow day aboard the Enterprise, Jim decides that Spock just needs to relax. Warning: Fluff and K/S slash.

AU. Jack is sitting in his cubicle minding his own business when he is visited by a man in a suit, holding a cup of coffee.

Sometimes we can look the other way when rules are bent or broken. Sometimes we need to publically ask that those behaviors stop. Part of the Memo Collection - purely for fun! Rated mostly for language and implied naughtiness. K/S

Kirk/Spock slash. Fluffy! Kirk pop's the question in the most unlikely of moments. How will Spock respond? Rated to be safe. Contains 2 separate stories, each with Kirk asking the question of a lifetime! COMPLETE!

The body paint sequel to 'Vulcans Blush Granny Smith Apple'.

On shore leave, Jim discovers a weird eating habit of Spock's.

Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD

Humor/Janto. Title says it all. Thanks for reading.

Just when Torchwood thinks they're safe...they actually kinda are. One shot, crack fic. Linked with NikkieSheepie's 'Email Exchange'

The Captain and Spock have some issues with each other since they have moved in together. Spock sends the Captain an email to discuss said issues.

Kirk is stressed. Spock helps him destress. KirkxSpock

For once there is absolutely nothing to do at Torchwood, and Jack is Bored with a capital B. Where's Ianto when you need him? Rated T for some mild sexual references - but nothing the kids can't handle. A fic consisting of much LOLZ. Please R&R! :D

The memories of a certain James T. Kirk regarding the development of his relationship with his First Officer, and how McCoy somehow had a hand in it. Kirk/Spock

The team discovers a new problem with a Weevil. My attempt at crackfic.

Crack!fic in which Spock ingests chocolate and sugar. Also contains Spork love because I can't write fic without it.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a DOCTOR McCOY unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your McCOY will give you decades of quality performance. Contains plenty of Kirk/Spock slash because, let's face it, McCOY KNOWS!

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn't know it's Jim. Kirk/Spock pairing. Co-written with jouissant.

I can't believe that I let myself be talked into this!" Jack complained... Easter fun with the Torchwood gang. JANTO :D Come in and join the egghunt! LOL

There’s chaos in Ianto’s kitchen when Jack decides that a team baking session is just what they all need. Ianto, needless to say, is not particularly impressed.

Jim, it appears, defies all rules—social or natural, prescribed or implicit. Perhaps it should therefore not be a surprise that Jim is the only person at school to have befriended Spock.

Sequel to Arms Wide Open. It's Justin's turn to play. Poor Brian.

Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY

Gwen disobeys Jack for the last time, paying the ultimate price for her selective hearing. Janto

Seven oneshots involving Kirk, Spock, and the seven deadly sins.

Fighting sucks. Making up - yeah, that makes it worth it. Little something I wrote for LJ shipwars. Fluff. Here be slash - K/S - not hardcore but still there.

Spock does not consider himself a jealous man, except when it comes to himself.

Jim has taken Spock swimming.

It's one of those sweet moments where Sheldon is being playful without his usual condescension. Five moments where Sheldon told Penny something, and the one time she told him.

Morning after type fic. With Mrs Hudson's brief appearance. Slash, H/W

Spock x Kirk. Perhaps they are not so different after all. TOS!Spock x TOS!Kirk, nu!Spock x nu!Kirk. Very Mature.

Alice and Hatter. A cold night on the road. One blanket.

Gwen notices Jack and Ianto acting strangely. When Dr. Martha Jones arrives Jack finally confesses. Janto set S.2

It's a rather special date and Ianto thinks Jack has forgotten. Written for Livejournal's Jantocam Challenge #2, February 2010

Tony discovers that sometimes you needed family as much as friend. Torchwood/NCIS crossover

Some cures can't be found in a doctor's office. HolmesWatson slash.

Another Kinkmeme request - this one was the Granada series with Jeremy Brett meeting the RDJ movie verse. Porn ensued.

Waking up the morning after is never fun, especially when you can't really remember and the other blames it on the alcohol. Connor/Murphy Twincest twoshot.

After successfully completing a case, the boys get a little banged up and Watson has to face his emotions when a situation presents itself to him. Will he choose to act on his feeling...of course he will! Yaoi Holmes x Watson

Jim finds out that when Spock is drunk on chocolate, he acts like a kitty. Not too smutty.

Not sure how to describe this. It's a bit of a crackfic inspired by the ideas of the writer, Jasper Fforde.

Brian is away on business - just what kind of game is he playing? Mainly fluff this time!

If this resulted in, like, permanent damage Penny would never forgive herself. sheldon/penny, oneshot, dedicated to lisaboston

Another prompt from the Kinkmeme on Livejournal - Lolcat!Holmes. God help me. SLASH. 2009Movie!verse

OT3 AU domestic crack!fic... with a dog. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

FLANDUS. Norman is straight. Obviously. Those dreams with Sean in them are flukes!

AU. Ianto is a tailor, resourceful as ever; and Jack is doing what Jack does best: saving people.

Sherlock has asked Watson into his room late one night so that they could have a chat, but the conversation soon turns into something more, much more. H/W slash, NC-17 type.

H/W. They're fooling no one but everyone turns a blind eye, anyway.

Olivia runs afoul of a pathogen that changes her from female to male. Olivia/Peter

Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.

Sheldon likes his own clothes. So does Penny. Yet, here they are, dressed up like puppets, as they prepare for a Caltech party held in Sheldon's honor. L/P, then S/P.

Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.

Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.

Hatter had plans in mind--but things don't always go as planned. Mature themes.

For some reason, Hatter loved that picture--there was something about Alice and her pose and her lack of clothes and her 'come hither' expression that made him rapidly lose all the blood to his brain. Lemon, one-shot.

Hatter takes to her world like a duck to water, a fish in a pond, and somehow it's Alice who's now out of her depth. Pairing: Alice/Hatter

Summary: Hatter comes home late from work to hear strange noises coming from their bedroom. He is shocked to find his girlfriend in bed with…

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

Hatter experiences his first snowstorm, and ends up snowed in. Fortunately, Alice is an old hand at dealing with snow days. And lots of other things. Mild lemon, one-shot.

As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself

Alice has never been the type to delight in the idea of nearly getting caught. But Hatter's ruined her--oh, how he's ruined her. One-shot, lemon.

The team makes the mistake of letting Jack sing karaoke.

AU. Penny Cabot is a highly intelligent nine year old. Her mother decides to move to Houston, Texas and she finds herself becoming friends with Missy and Sheldon Cooper.

One-shot. Short and silly, with a little bit of oomph. If there is one thing that Hatter likes about Alice's world other than Alice, it is the clothes.

“Omigosh I could so make him wear this,” Penny realized. sheldon/penny friendship fic, oneshot, dedicated to montycrowley

Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature

“It’s just so overrated. No one is even scary anymore; it’s all Disney princesses and Casper the Friendly Ghost.”

Summary: Sheldon posed the concept of there being many universes, in all of which, he existed in some capacity. But I don’t think he considered this one….

Raj finds himself lost in an extremely odd yet strangely familiar world.

There's always a first time for everything, and Eliot seems to be having a lot of those lately. •Eliot/Hardison•

Brian is a guest speaker in one of Justin’s classes at St. James.

Learning the truth. werewolf!Eliot/Hardison, slash

Tony/Tim 50 themes challenge

John would rather torture himself than go to prom, but he loves Rodney, and Rodney would love to go, so what's a guy to do? Sequel to 9 1215225 I Love You. McShep.

Alone for the summer Penny has time to think about what the guys, and Sheldon in particular, mean to her.

Penny always made Sheldon's chemicals react. Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OC

It doesn't come as a shock to John that his parents hire that geeky Rodney McKay to tutor him in Calculus. A McShep high school AU fic written for comment fic on livejournal.

Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.

Eliot's hurt badly on a side job. Third chapter is rated M for adult content. slash, 4th in sunday!verse.

Takes place after "under covers". Tim drives Tony home, but takes him back to his own place out of concern. Slash. McNozzo tim/tony.

There are all kinds of instincts. Survival instincts, testing instincts, emotional instincts. But sexual ones...now those are the best kind.

Following on from I-Spy- just what did Gibbs see to make Tony react like that? Slash- Tony DiNozzo / Tim McGee -the rating is there for a reason. Reviews Welcome.

Ziva notices that Tony and Tim are acting strangely and decides to investigate. Ziva's P.O.V. Mild slash- Tony DiNozzo / Tim McGee. Reviews Welcome.

Following on from Revelations and Reverberations. After the kiss, what happens next? Slash-Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee- the rating is there for a reason. Reviews Welcome.

After getting locked in a panic room together, Tony DiNozzo and Tim McGee have a long-overdue conversation. Mild slash- Tony/Tim. Reviews Welcome.

Alec isn't careful with love bites and Parker's just way too curious. A/E slash 1st in suday!verse

Hardison and Eliot think there might be something else wrong with Parker. SEQUEL TO 'JUST CALL TECH SUPPORT' •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH

There are some questions Logan just can't ask Alec. It affects their relationship in surprising ways. Alternates between Logan's and Alec's POV. Slash. Alec/Logan. Angst. UPDATED with new ending.

Parker wants boyfriends. Plural. SEQUEL TO 'IT'S CALLED TRUTH OR DARE'. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

Parker likes boys who kiss boys •Hardison/Parker/Eliot• slight Parker/Sophie too

It's not the first time Eliot's had someone to come home to, it's just the first time he want to keep his promise to always come home. slash, 2nd in sunday!verse

Eliot has a request for Alec. slash, 3rd in the sunday!verse

Three one offs that are linked. Set in the AU of the ATF and concern Chris and Vin. Exactly what the title suggests........

Post-the end of The 10th Kingdom mini-series. Drabble/Short/Vignette whatever. Virginia has a nightmare. Wolf wakes her and discovers her favorite form of comfort. Heavily Virginia/Wolf fluff/smut .

//ConnMurph// We should make Christmas lists, like Ma used to make us do. //It's rated M for a reason, people//

Warning: Slash Tony/Tim Tony musing on the enigma that is Timothy McGee. My first true slash so let me know what you think

One-shot; written for the gogetem bobcat 'Lost in the Dark' challenge; Logan tags along w/ Veronica on a case. A happy fic from me, for a change. Everyone lives! No one's in therapy.

One year has passed since Veronica remet Logan in a bar on Halloween. For their one year anniversary, Logan is planning quite a surprise for Veronica. Post-S1, future-fic; sequel to "Veronica and Her Pirate King." Rated M for language and adult content.

Long kind of one shot between Nicholas and Danny, involving jelly. First fic ever. Ohh and a big thank you Mr. Pegg, Mr. Frost and Mr. Wright for sending my hits from double digits to nearly twenty thousand. Embarrassed this still exists all these years later, I had a crack at fixing the multitude of errors :)

[SLASH] A 17 year old Brian meets a 29 year old Justin and sparks fly. BrianJustin.

Jack and Sawyer are in love. they come out to the rest, sawyer style

You'll have to see for yourself... THIS IS NC17!

MalSimon Metafic. Consciously aware they're trapped in a story, Mal and Simon hysterically act out the preferred formula of their pairing.

On Halloween, Veronica looks for anonymous sex to forget, but ends up remembering more than she bargained for. Futurefic, L/V, Rated M for language and adult content.

...are you saying I exist merely to be John Sheppard's plaything? The Wraith have returned, the city is on the verge of destruction and Rodney makes a shocking discovery that could change his relationship with Sheppard forever. Meanwhile, Sheppard has mad