15-06-2018

Congratulations Metallica on recieving the Polar Music Prize! James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich and Robert Trujillo ( even Cliff Burton ), you guys are amazing. Well done!

And Ghost, that was a pretty epic tribute of Enter Sandman. It was beautiful.

I'm bored... If you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and are proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong in arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this in your profile.

If you talk so fast that nobody can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it is a struggle, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished that you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at a book you are reading because one of the characters did something unbelievably stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. And I do like to write. I'm just to scared to post it. (and can someone please tell me exactly how to post)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anyone who thinks teenagers should be encouraged to write Fanfics instead of knifing people in the the streets, go tell them and copy/paste this into your profile.

If Joe Jonas was about to jump of the Eiffel Tower, 95% of all girls in the world would die. If you're part of the 5% of girls with popcorn yelling "Do a flip!", copy/paste this into your profile.

90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six storey building. Post this on your page if you're part of the 10% yelling "JUMP! JUMP!"

If Robert Pattinson said "Jump off a bridge", 99% of all females would do it. If you're part of the 1% still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's done, copy this into your profile.

92% of all teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you're in the 8% who would be laughing their asses off at others.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% would search, 2% would cry and you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy/paste this into your profile.

93% of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7% who would say "What was your first clue?", Copy/paste into your profile.

95% of all teens out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazySugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline Of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-wan, JediWolfMaster, Ewanluvr4ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable, WeMayJustGoWhereNoOnesBeen

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie/show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy/pasted something on your profile, copy/paste this onto your profile. (Mission Accomplished!)

If you haven't died yet, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five some and missed completely, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you wish fictional characters were real, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to fanfiction, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy/paste into your profile, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you, and turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world some day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes who give you irritating mosquito bites, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door way that you could've easily dodged, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have pushed a door that says pull (or vice versa), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats and killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you have forgotten what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that cancer is horrible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever done your homework, read a fanfiction, wrote a fanfiction (or thought of a plot for one), talked to a friend and watched T.V., all at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it's stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever annoyed anyone just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room, forgotten what you were supposed to do, walked out and remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the world's governments should make peace and not war, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy this in your profile.

If you think that chocolate is too sweet, copy this in your profile.

If you suffered from PPD (Post-Potter Depression) because one of your favourite characters died, copy this in your profile. Why did Fred have to die?!

If you believe that Fred shouldn't have died and left George without his twin, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a proud Slytherin, copy this in your profile.

Have Fun Ordering Your Pizza

Belch directly into the mouthpiece, then tell your dog that it should be ashamed.

Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

Tell the order taker that a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

When they ask for your phone number, give them theirs and see if they notice.

Answer their questions with questions.

Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

Sing the order to the tune of your favourite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album.

Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

Stutter on the letter "p".

Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread".

Change your accent every three seconds.

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.

Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get them to cheer you up.

Imitate the order taker's voice.

Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in fractal pattern as follows from an equation you're about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetter's Camp, right?"

Things to do in an elevator

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

STAND silent and motionless in the corner and face the wall without getting off.

WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

GREET everyone who enters the lift with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

MEOW occasionally.

STARE at another passenger for awhile. Then annonce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

SAY 'DING' at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" and press all the red buttons.

MAKE explosion noises every time someone presses a button.

STARE, grin at another passenger for a while, and then say, "I have new socks on."

WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

WHEN there is only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

PUSH the buttons and pretend it gives you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

ASK if you can push the buttons for other people but push the wrong ones.

HOLD the doors open and say you are waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hey Matt, how's your day been?"

DROP a pen and wait until someone picks it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"

TAKE out your phone and click pictures of everyone in the lift.

PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers.

SWAT at flies that don't exist.

CALL out "Group Hug" and then enforce it.

Homophobia and you

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I was called a fag every day.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute who is working in the streets because nobody would hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself a few weeks before I graduated high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom to use if i want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to go to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised that I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think that I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what the world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid to tell his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.

I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends that I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Re-post this if you believe that homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.