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Joined 08-31-13, id: 5083449, Profile Updated: 08-31-13

Hey there I'm Alice, can't imagine I'll ever be posting fanfic anytime in the foreseeable future considering I can't write a shopping list without confusing someone but here I am anyway. I'm mainly here for Gintama and One Piece fanfiction because my attachment to those two shows goes beyond what it should.

My tumblr is unholyharpie/./tumblr/./com

I'm happy to talk to anybody no matter who you are or what your into (within reason, if your into M rated Furby fanfic we may have a problem) ((actually even then I'm kinda intrigued with a sense of morbid curiosity)) but yeah message me or something.

Shows and shit I am into, wow we are gonna be here a while (kinda in order but not really):

GintamaOne PieceHomestuckTengen Toppa Guren LangannShingeki No Kyojin Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood)Death NoteTomb RaiderPersonaBioshockPhantom: Requiem for a PhantomAva's DemonDeadpoolBatmanBlack LagoonNeon Genesis EvangelionSherlockDarker Than BlackAir GearGuilty CrownHighschool of the DeadDangan RonpaHarry PotterFairy TailD Gray ManSamurai ChamplooAnotherDeadmans WonderlandBleachSoul EaterKuroshisujiAdventure TimeBravest WarriorsWelcome to the Night ValeStudio GhibliBreaking BadAssassins CreedX MenDurarararararararara!!Baccano!V for VendettaFate/ZeroPuella Magi Madoka MagicaHannibalLes MiserablesOFFThe Avengers SpidermanKick AssAo No ExorcistBeezlebubDaily Life of Highschool BoysProject KHigurashi No Naku Koro NiDoctor WhoVocaloidFree!Naruto (not so much anymore)

I'm gonna stop before I realise how much time I've spent titting around with the internet and my Xbox rather than doing something semi productive. Threes probably a load more but I'll be damned if I can think of them.

OTPs? None that I ship with any passion, I just read fanfic and tend to either nod in approval or writhe away from in horror. Well there's Gintoki and Tsukyo buts that's a catch-22 in which I ship them but I'll be pissed for a long time if they get together. I'm not opposed to M rated fanfiction but I normally skip over a lot of the sex scenes if I'm not interested in seeing it as a pairing fic. I am opposed to Mpreg though 100% but if you're into it each to their own I guess.

Favourite fics are probably Nakama One Piece fics and any fics where Gintoki or Zoro are being either ridiculous or badass I'm not fussed which.

Favourite characters you might have deduced are of course Sataka Gintoki from Gintama and Roronoa Zoro from One Piece.

As a conclusion I'm not entirely sure why I just spent ten minutes writing this I have no idea why anyone would come to my page...oh well.

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Sweet Dreams by Anonymous Being reviews
"His kiss felt familiar, like they'd done this before; but it had to be a dream because she couldn't imagine Zoro ever taking the initiative to cross the unspoken boundaries between them." When Nami's dreams start to get a little too real, the crew begins to wonder if they're actually dreams at all. ZoNa fluff! M for violence, language and adult situations. Cover art by Prinzack!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,935 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Nami, Zoro]
this is the price that has been paid in full by akurosa reviews
Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Dead Men Don't Talk by TheBlueSheep reviews
"Dead men don't talk," continued the man, then stood up and faced the gravestone. "Neither do they eat manju. Which is why I made a promise instead." - Otose might have been old, but she wasn't stupid. What made her trust a man she picked up from the graveyard; who made a silly promise over a few manju? No pairings.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,643 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Gintoki S., Otose/Ayano T.
You're Only Temporarily More Stupid After Losing Your Wisdom Teeth by RavenWingDark reviews
Gin needs to get his wisdom teeth removed. Which he is not excited about. Shinpachi and Kagura do their best to help him out through the surgery and the ensuing medicated Gintoki nonsense. Slight Gin whump. h/c and friendship
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura, Sadaharu - Complete
A Hundred Whispers of the Wind by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
A hundred drabbles about pirates, crews, adventures and stories untold. 16: Whitebeard killed a man today.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Aural Pleasure by New Neon reviews
"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,860 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Curtain by reine-des-rythmes reviews
The crew loses Chopper, Nami, and Robin. Luffy finds them again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Complete
Question of Loyalty by BlackBarBooks reviews
When Sanji found Zoro half dead in an alley, he had no idea how much his life was about to change. Corrupted politics and grand schemes loom around every corner and the two of them will have to learn to help eachother if they want to keep their loved ones safe. ZoSan. Modern-ish AU.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,925 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Our Painful Decrescendo by darklight1735 reviews
Sequel to Can't You Hear the Screaming. He gripped the other's hand, intertwining their fingers. Pools of sapphire stared back into ones of charcoal. He felt a lump form in his throat as the other captivated him. "If you didn't leave me to die, I must mean something to you." NatsuxGray
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Gray F., Natsu D.
Wife by love at third sight reviews
It occurs to him that she is not a substitute for Kagura or Shinpachi. And she doesn't have to be. GinTsu, post-canon.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo - Complete
A Promise to Protect by TheBlueSheep reviews
A short drabble originally written for Tumblr. Happy New Year!
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Gintoki S. - Complete
Birthday Is Just an Ordinary Day Special to You by Yell the Punmeister reviews
It's Gintoki's birthday and he decides to spend it the best way he knows
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Gintoki S. - Complete
Steel and Blossoms by Niente de Nada reviews
[Unfinished fic outdated by more recent canon] "I present my friend with both steel and blossoms. Those two elements are coexistent on this earth. Why must strife ever prevail?" - Katsura Kogoro. A Takasugi-centric Joui War fic.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,106 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Takasugi S., Jōi4
Truth by kurasuchi reviews
An annual festival at Yoshiwara creates a chance for Gintoki to learn more about the death of Shouyou-sensei, while Tsukuyo learns about the truth of her abandonment. Chapter 19: Kabuki-chou is in chaos and yet everyone's faith in Gintoki remains unwavering. Meanwhile, Tsukuyo finally accepts the truth behind the fact which she'd been denying to herself for the longest time.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 188,036 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gintoki S., Tsukuyo
Whispers in the Dark by 1004-Angel reviews
Sequel to SoL. The Straw Hats are braving the New World. Zoro and Robin have made it official. But one night, Zoro storms off in anger, and someone with the power of the Soul Soul Fruit extracts the souls of the pirates, including Brook's, locking them inside puppets and stealing away into the night. Now it's Zoro's turn to save Robin, setting out alone to save his nakama.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,511 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Zoro, Robin
Impel Down by BlackBarBooks reviews
Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,721 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Residue of a Rainbow by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Now I know that from darkness comes light.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Zoro - Complete
In the Heart of Students by jester's pen reviews
A beloved canine friend that lives even now in the heart of Shoyo's students. * Takes place during the time before the Joui Wars, and ends in the years of the Wars* CHAPTER: Barking has been changed. Thank you to Murayama-Tsuru for catching an update error.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jōi4
Muses by Citruline reviews
During a mission Gray is hit by a curse. He leaves, with Natsu, in search of the Muses' emblems. How will their adventure end? Natsu/Gray
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2012 - [Natsu D., Gray F.]
Thirty Tales of a Swordsman by Velkyn Karma reviews
A collection of 30 fics featuring Zoro for the 30 onepiece LJ community challenge. Fics range from K-T and angst to comedy, and may guest star other characters as well. Nakamaship only, no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,828 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Zoro - Complete
One With The Ice by Steampunkd7 reviews
After the Dragonoid arc, Gray can't just forget how fast everyone was to believe he betrayed them for no reason. To get his head straight he goes north to train with Lyon but finds more trouble than he and his sempai can deal with by themselves.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Gray F., Lyon V.
Asteria Nightmare by Velkyn Karma reviews
On this island, it's personal. The inhabitants don't just steal your body; they feed on your dreams. Features all Straw Hats. Nakamaship; no pairings. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,145 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Straw Hats P., Luffy, Nami - Complete
It's the Little Things by Tonko reviews
Usopp intervenes for Sanji against some unwanted stowaways.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sanji, Usopp
The Connector by lunaryu reviews
He can see things most people can't see, and they come to him with various purposes: purely torturing his mind, passing messages, or seeking his help for their unfinished business. How can he help them and who will help him ease them?-eventual ZoSan chap8
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,116 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Kiss Kiss by dandy wonderous reviews
Sanji meets a beautiful woman who actually loves him... and then his crewmates inexplicably start getting attacked. NOT SanjixOC. Expect violence and lots of angst. SaNa later, lots of general nakamaship. COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,621 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
A Little Midnight Snack by dandy wonderous reviews
Zoro can't sleep, and he's not the only one! Nakama fluff between Zoro, Nami, Sanji, and Chopper. Oneshot. Rated 'T' for Zoro and Sanji's language, but what do you expect from them?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete