![]() Author has written 27 stories for Naruto. NOTICE: JUST SO THAT EVERYBODY IS AWARE, MY OTHER ACCOUNT DIED ON ME. I USED TO BE 'shattereddestruction' BUT, SO YOU KNOW, I WILL BE RE-POSTING ALL OF MY STORIES, AND ADDING MANY MORE... Soon About Me- Not much to know. I enjoy writing, reading, drawing, watching horror movies. Anything else, just ask. Stories I'm working on: Other Side of the Bullet- If you think being on the receiving end is bad, obviously you've never been on the other side of the bullet. Rated M for violence, rape, future lemons, hetero/Yaoi/Yuri pairings, language, drug/alcohol usage, etc... Don't like? IDGAF. Don't read. this story is an assassin fic, though I like to think it is not like your typical assassin fic's, but we'll see. It starts off with short chapters but they will get longer. The History of the Hyuuga Clan- Hyuuga Tanaka born an orphan, his mother, he was told, having died giving birth to him. He never had any idea who his father had been. He was told his mother's name had been Hyuuga, but it was not of much importance since she was of peasant stock and had no family. To Tanaka, it was the only tenuous link he had with a mother he never met. I actually have it in my head that I want to do a history for all the major clans and have them all intertwine. This story will be slow in updating.. 9:44 PM- Humans always wonder how they're going to die, never wondering how they're going to live; we've always had that 'idea' that choice made for us, since the very day we were conceived. Were-tigers, hunters, hit women and sex. My baby. This story is my pride and joy. It is only one chapter and will continue to be until I figure out how to take the image from my head and transfer it to paper.. The Red Lily- The story told from this point on is written solely for my own benefit. Granted the very fact that you are reading these lines means that I am already dead if not worse; and since you are human and are as a species naturally curious, you are undoubtedly not going to leave me alone. No, you're going to continue reading, aren't you? This story is very dear to me. It is almost like a poison of sorts. Here within its pages you will learn more about me that you would ever hope to know. This story is not for the weak of heart (or stomach).. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Used to… But it was for the sake of art.) I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERTARIAN, so I MUST be gay. I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST also be gay. I'm your FATHER, so I MUST also be really, really GAY. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I used to be a dancer, before the accident…) I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm a FRENCH GIRL, so I MUST be a dirty whore. I'm a RUSSIAN CHICK, so I MUST be a HORNY nympho. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Well, I was in High Scchool…) I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm a HAPPY PERSON so I MUST be taking pleasure in RUINING the lives of others. I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be muscular and have a bad attitude. I LIKE to COOK, so I MUST be womanly. I sometimes have a VIOLENT sense of HUMOR, so I must be a total asshole. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I take PLEASURE in PAIN, so I MUST be a sadistic, kinky bastard. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm in the CLOSET, so I MUST be a complete coward. I'm NOT PERFECT, so I MUST be some kind of hideous freak. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I have TOLD A LIE ONCE, so I must do it ALL THE TIME. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Which is odd, ‘cuz me and my friends tallied up our group; we’re at 60 atm.) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I have PROBLEMS TYPING, so I MUST use chat speak. I have DOUBTS, so I MUST be an untrusting weirdo who doesn't think God exists. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I get EXCITED, so I MUST need pills to chill out. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I'm a GERMAN BOY, so I MUST have a small penis. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I dress.. like a boy. Does that count?) I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCHED PORN ONCE, so I MUST be perverted. (More than once, dude…. Way more... x)) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Technically, but only ‘cuz I was born in the states…) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm not too BRIGHT, so I MUST be in special needs classes. I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I don't have LONG hair, so I MUST be a boy. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I don't have a JOB, so I must be a lazy alcoholic. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm a teenager, so I MUST be a lousy sex hound. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I dress like a BOY so I MUST want to be one. (Sometimes dress like them, but tastefully…) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (This list has quite a couple.) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I think I look SEXY, so I MUST think that nobody's good enough for me. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I like small boobs, so I MUST fantasize about nine-year olds. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I have lots of PETS, so I MUST have a house that smells like animal pee. I am FEMALE, so I MUST be afraid of SPIDERS and PUBLIC BATHROOMS. (Spiders are terrifying!) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I am TALL, so I must be a MAN or a BUTCH-LESBIAN. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist I play with NEEDLES, so I MUST be addicted to HEROIN. I like LOLI, so I MUST be a budding rapist. I have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST treat her like SHIT. (I wish...) I hang out with a pair of lesbian twins, so we MUST be having threesomes together. (See above...) I am respectful to my superiors, so I MUST have something wrong with me. I have AIDS, so I must be a prostitute. I keep a CONDOM in my back pocket, so I MUST hump every human being I come into contact with. I think Barack Obama sucks, so I MUST be in the KKK. I wear thick-rimmed GLASSES, so I must be a nerd or an EMO. I add things to this, so I MUST not be fed up enough with all the stereotypes out there already. I like fried chicken, so I MUST be southern. I MASTURBATE like the rest of humanity so I MUST be a sinful wretch. I speak multiple LANGUAGES so I MUST be an EVIL GENIUS or TERRORIST. I have a general DISLIKE for people, so I MUST be insane. My dog sleeps in my BED, so I must be FUCKING it. (Who the FUCK came up with this?) My parents are DIVORCED, so I MUST think I'm the main character of a crappy movie. I'm not the BRIGHTEST BOTTLE in the trash can, so I MUST be hopelessly STUPID. I DESPISE Chihuahuas, so I MUST be ASIAN. (Stupid mutt...) I DRAW on myself, so I MUST want to be a TATTOO ARTIST. My friends come onto me when they're DRUNK sometimes, so I MUST be taking advantage of that. I used to be a HOBO, so I MUST have lived under a bridge at one point in my lifetime. I like REFRIED BEANS more than the average bear, so I MUST be a Mexican. I don't see what ANY of this has to do with stopping stereotypes, so I MUST be IGNORANT. I don't think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST have been missing the point. I think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST just be another poser that goes around saying it and not knowing what it means. I SHAVE my legs and I'm a man, so either I MUST have no penis, or I'm a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. I AM a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, so my penis, if I even HAVE one, MUST be SMALL. I don't mind CLEANING all that much, so I MUST want to be a HOUSEWIFE with no friends or family and a husband who BEATS the shit out of me. I get ANGRY when people read things over my shoulder, so I MUST be HIDING SOMETHING. I talk to MYSELF sometimes, so I MUST be SCHIZOPHRENIC. I like BOYS, so I MUST whore myself around like a FLOOZY. My best friend is a LEECH, so I MUST enjoy being mooched off of. I think CHEERLEADERS are extremely sexy, so I MUST be a rapist. I groped a MALE STAFFER, so I MUST be an angry gorilla. (WHAT?!) I have FEMINIST FRIENDS so I MUST be a RAGING BISEXUAL. I'm a TEENAGE BOY, so I MUST get hard ons when my friends hug me. I copied THIS LIST from another person, so I MUST not be original. I LISTEN to people, so I MUST just like the attention I like ROCK MUSIC and HEAVY METAL, so I MUST not be up with the times. |
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