The Ingenious Dragon
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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422952, Profile Updated: 03-23-13
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto.

NOTICE:

JUST SO THAT EVERYBODY IS AWARE, MY OTHER ACCOUNT DIED ON ME. I USED TO BE 'shattereddestruction' BUT, SO YOU KNOW, I WILL BE RE-POSTING ALL OF MY STORIES, AND ADDING MANY MORE... Soon


About Me-

Not much to know. I enjoy writing, reading, drawing, watching horror movies. Anything else, just ask.


Stories I'm working on:

Other Side of the Bullet- If you think being on the receiving end is bad, obviously you've never been on the other side of the bullet. Rated M for violence, rape, future lemons, hetero/Yaoi/Yuri pairings, language, drug/alcohol usage, etc... Don't like? IDGAF. Don't read.

this story is an assassin fic, though I like to think it is not like your typical assassin fic's, but we'll see. It starts off with short chapters but they will get longer.


The History of the Hyuuga Clan- Hyuuga Tanaka born an orphan, his mother, he was told, having died giving birth to him. He never had any idea who his father had been. He was told his mother's name had been Hyuuga, but it was not of much importance since she was of peasant stock and had no family. To Tanaka, it was the only tenuous link he had with a mother he never met.

I actually have it in my head that I want to do a history for all the major clans and have them all intertwine. This story will be slow in updating..


9:44 PM- Humans always wonder how they're going to die, never wondering how they're going to live; we've always had that 'idea' that choice made for us, since the very day we were conceived.

Were-tigers, hunters, hit women and sex. My baby. This story is my pride and joy. It is only one chapter and will continue to be until I figure out how to take the image from my head and transfer it to paper..


The Red Lily- The story told from this point on is written solely for my own benefit. Granted the very fact that you are reading these lines means that I am already dead if not worse; and since you are human and are as a species naturally curious, you are undoubtedly not going to leave me alone. No, you're going to continue reading, aren't you?

This story is very dear to me. It is almost like a poison of sorts. Here within its pages you will learn more about me that you would ever hope to know. This story is not for the weak of heart (or stomach)..


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Used to… But it was for the sake of art.)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERTARIAN, so I MUST be gay.

I am a LIBERAL, so I MUST also be gay.

I'm your FATHER, so I MUST also be really, really GAY.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I used to be a dancer, before the accident…)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm a FRENCH GIRL, so I MUST be a dirty whore.

I'm a RUSSIAN CHICK, so I MUST be a HORNY nympho.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Well, I was in High Scchool…)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm a HAPPY PERSON so I MUST be taking pleasure in RUINING the lives of others.

I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be muscular and have a bad attitude.

I LIKE to COOK, so I MUST be womanly.

I sometimes have a VIOLENT sense of HUMOR, so I must be a total asshole.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I take PLEASURE in PAIN, so I MUST be a sadistic, kinky bastard.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm in the CLOSET, so I MUST be a complete coward.

I'm NOT PERFECT, so I MUST be some kind of hideous freak.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I have TOLD A LIE ONCE, so I must do it ALL THE TIME.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Which is odd, ‘cuz me and my friends tallied up our group; we’re at 60 atm.)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I have PROBLEMS TYPING, so I MUST use chat speak.

I have DOUBTS, so I MUST be an untrusting weirdo who doesn't think God exists.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I get EXCITED, so I MUST need pills to chill out.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a GERMAN BOY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I dress.. like a boy. Does that count?)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCHED PORN ONCE, so I MUST be perverted. (More than once, dude…. Way more... x))

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Technically, but only ‘cuz I was born in the states…)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm not too BRIGHT, so I MUST be in special needs classes.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I don't have LONG hair, so I MUST be a boy.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I don't have a JOB, so I must be a lazy alcoholic.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a teenager, so I MUST be a lousy sex hound.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I dress like a BOY so I MUST want to be one. (Sometimes dress like them, but tastefully…)

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (This list has quite a couple.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I think I look SEXY, so I MUST think that nobody's good enough for me.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I like small boobs, so I MUST fantasize about nine-year olds.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I have lots of PETS, so I MUST have a house that smells like animal pee.

I am FEMALE, so I MUST be afraid of SPIDERS and PUBLIC BATHROOMS. (Spiders are terrifying!)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I am TALL, so I must be a MAN or a BUTCH-LESBIAN.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I play with NEEDLES, so I MUST be addicted to HEROIN.

I like LOLI, so I MUST be a budding rapist.

I have a GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST treat her like SHIT. (I wish...)

I hang out with a pair of lesbian twins, so we MUST be having threesomes together. (See above...)

I am respectful to my superiors, so I MUST have something wrong with me.

I have AIDS, so I must be a prostitute.

I keep a CONDOM in my back pocket, so I MUST hump every human being I come into contact with.

I think Barack Obama sucks, so I MUST be in the KKK.

I wear thick-rimmed GLASSES, so I must be a nerd or an EMO.

I add things to this, so I MUST not be fed up enough with all the stereotypes out there already.

I like fried chicken, so I MUST be southern.

I MASTURBATE like the rest of humanity so I MUST be a sinful wretch.

I speak multiple LANGUAGES so I MUST be an EVIL GENIUS or TERRORIST.

I have a general DISLIKE for people, so I MUST be insane.

My dog sleeps in my BED, so I must be FUCKING it. (Who the FUCK came up with this?)

My parents are DIVORCED, so I MUST think I'm the main character of a crappy movie.

I'm not the BRIGHTEST BOTTLE in the trash can, so I MUST be hopelessly STUPID.

I DESPISE Chihuahuas, so I MUST be ASIAN. (Stupid mutt...)

I DRAW on myself, so I MUST want to be a TATTOO ARTIST.

My friends come onto me when they're DRUNK sometimes, so I MUST be taking advantage of that.

I used to be a HOBO, so I MUST have lived under a bridge at one point in my lifetime.

I like REFRIED BEANS more than the average bear, so I MUST be a Mexican.

I don't see what ANY of this has to do with stopping stereotypes, so I MUST be IGNORANT.

I don't think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST have been missing the point.

I think the CAKE is a LIE, so I MUST just be another poser that goes around saying it and not knowing what it means.

I SHAVE my legs and I'm a man, so either I MUST have no penis, or I'm a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

I AM a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, so my penis, if I even HAVE one, MUST be SMALL.

I don't mind CLEANING all that much, so I MUST want to be a HOUSEWIFE with no friends or family and a husband who BEATS the shit out of me.

I get ANGRY when people read things over my shoulder, so I MUST be HIDING SOMETHING.

I talk to MYSELF sometimes, so I MUST be SCHIZOPHRENIC.

I like BOYS, so I MUST whore myself around like a FLOOZY.

My best friend is a LEECH, so I MUST enjoy being mooched off of.

I think CHEERLEADERS are extremely sexy, so I MUST be a rapist.

I groped a MALE STAFFER, so I MUST be an angry gorilla. (WHAT?!)

I have FEMINIST FRIENDS so I MUST be a RAGING BISEXUAL.

I'm a TEENAGE BOY, so I MUST get hard ons when my friends hug me.

I copied THIS LIST from another person, so I MUST not be original.

I LISTEN to people, so I MUST just like the attention

I like ROCK MUSIC and HEAVY METAL, so I MUST not be up with the times.

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An Assassin's Mistake by Gaara717 reviews
Two of the shinobi world's best assassins come from complete opposite villages. Nothing has ever stopped them from completing their mission. But how will they fare when their next target is each other? NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,043 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Immortal Beloved by JadeAnime reviews
In the midst of a war, he made a promise. He kept it. Now, centuries later, thanks to the twisted mind of one Hatake Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke meet once more. Eventual Naru/Sasu; Reviews are my Wheaties. Distraction incoming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Confessions of a Pyromaniac by Regas 27 reviews
She'd learned that to dance through fire without a burn is nothing compared to igniting the forbidden flame and releasing the beast that the Fahrenheit holds. Just the way he was looking at her made Sakura wary of how dangerous an obession the fire was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,092 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
One Who Loves by coolcat5156 reviews
A girl who moved from the USA into a small houes close to RikkaiDai's school and soon to see her life doesn't need to be kept a secret anymore. She meets all the boys and girls in both tennis teams. She hopes to fly high with her school, friends and team.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Sanada G.
Through My Life by ME-MK4ever reviews
He's 22, she's 19. Both so different, yet so much alike. Now hear their story as they take you trough their life and into the dangers of the Akatsuki. Watch as they fight for their lives, and their future...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
Through Your Eyes by Pressing Point reviews
The war is over and so is all the suffering, all the pain; This is the story of how they got together, and many more precious moments; Drabble series; Ranges from fluffy to slightly sad; SasuSaku; Maybe More
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Wallflower Child by Fear Die Rothaarige reviews
And one day the dream was over. Police and handcuffs. Then doctors in white coats. They were arrested and locked away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time by ME-MK4ever reviews
They were also lias'tri, all their lives and times bound together in a unique whole.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Second Button from the Top by silverdust-and-sugarquills reviews
AU Japan, Sakura attends Konoha High, an institution for training military intelligence. There she must deal with raging hormones, high school drama and an incorrigible silver haired sempai...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Where Demons Dwell by jennnn228 reviews
"I can take you to him" "Where is he?" I asked, noticing his blood stained hand. With a feral smirk, he said in a soothing manner, "He is where demons dwell." Mature content. R&R we have cookies! Or cupcakes. Whichever you prefer XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
World Heist by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
One Billion Dollars. Four Continents. Three teams. Two weeks. One race. And tons of hot cars. Rated M for swearing, sexual situations, and violence. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,235 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
For a Few Dollars More by BrilliantInconvenience reviews
A/U The best of the best, Sakura is an assassin who has put away her tools of death, retiring at the age of 26...until some burly men show up at her door with an offer she won't refuse. For a few dollars more, what's one more death? GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Dark Winds, Fast Nights by xAnarchysAngelx reviews
Naruto AU Story, Set in modern day Japan and follows Sakura and Itachi through the Underground Street Racing scene. I suck at summaries. Rated M for language and possible Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
CherryBomb: Hearts Away! by Kami-Inu reviews
AU. Yamanaka Ino was an average, albeit lonely high school student, who one day discovers an ability to see what others cannot. She also comes face to face with death - but is saved, by a wild demon hunter named Haruno Sakura. And so, it begins. Shojo-Ai/Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,031 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - [Ino Y., Sakura H.] - Complete
Rebel Girl by Amethyst Darkness reviews
Sakura Haruno. A dangerous delinquent. She got out of juvvy and is assigned to look after Konoha High... No one ever said about falling in love. MultiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H.
Rouge by thepaperfalcon reviews
Sakura, a workaholic cafe owner, stumbles upon a woman in need one fateful night. AU. SakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,103 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
You Missed One by GinaaLizz reviews
She felt his leg touch her, and it finally dawned on her: they were in the shower, naked, together... GaaSaku it's really great if i do say so myself! Review pretty pretty pwease with sugar and Gaara on top! haha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Sakura H., Gaara] - Complete
The Gypsy and The Horseman by HollandWrights reviews
Sakura, a woman filled with wanting, runs into Gaara who happens to be wanting her. As she seduces him, and he enraptures her, they both come out of it wondering who has fooled whom...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Maelstrom of Motion by art.ificiale reviews
AU: The purpose of Sakura's life as of late has been to survive. The immeasurable pain of fighting keeps her sane, and the disturbing puzzle of Gaara's past keeps her alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Smooth Criminal by BlackRoseDragon13 reviews
Hinata is home alone when someone invades her apartment...what kind of story does she have to tell after all is said and done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Red Lily by Wrath Flamesoul reviews
A/U When revenge paves the way to romance, what can one do but follow the road to whatever conclusion lies at the end?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
White Snake by ThreeJewels reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,276 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hinata H., Anko M.
The Game of Mafia by EternallyDrowning reviews
Sakura is the niece of a Mafia boss. In order to protect her, her uncle -the boss- hires a bodyguard for her. Gaara. He's stoic, calm, and lethal, and Sakura wants nothing to do with him. Now she'll use every method in the book to ditch him. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Low by ForsakenKalika reviews
Senior year was supposed to be easy, but then, nothing ever is. An AU GaaSaku. Cussing, later citrus, drug abuse, general teenage angst. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sun, Moon and Shine by Lutralutra reviews
Five times she saw him smile. One time she fell in love. NaruHina, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Gate of Passage by EternallyDrowning reviews
Welcome. I am Izuko, Guardian of the Gate of Grudges, where those who are murdered or hold grudges go. You have three choices: Accept your death and go to heaven, deny your death and be a ghost on earth, and one more. You may haunt and kill one person...
Skyhigh/スカイハイ - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Izuko - Complete
In the light of the moon by Nasse reviews
Anko is on a mission gone wrong. Her friends and comrades are killed by assassins and she is left to guard one of their enemies, but what happens when she gets personally involved? and as the moon shines, things tend to become more beautiful than ever...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Anko M., Temari
Flowers Bloom, Love Blossoms Kimimaro One Shot by Sincerely.Insincere reviews
Will these memories simply fade beyond the pane of glass? KimimaroxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kimimaro K.
the underground by escape reaction reviews
AU and probably OOC. "I mean, if I don't like looking and your face I highly doubt he would like to suck it." because she was queen and she was allowed to do that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Karin U. - Complete
Mother by shattereddistruction reviews
basically a girl goes crazy and murders her mother... lol. enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Catwalk by TheUtsukushiiYume reviews
Hinata wants alot of things. She wants to be a writer. She wants to become famous. But most of all, she wants Anko Mitarashi. Will her childhood friend help her or become jealous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hinata H., Ino Y.
A Touching Happenstance by bitemebeezlebub reviews
Sakura and Gaara get hit with a jutsu meant for assassinations that cause the two recipients to feel the other's pleaure
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Take a Spin by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
She could think of no better way to celebrate Sakura's return after fourteen days away at a conference than to play spin the bottle for two. InoSaku oneshot. Yuri. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Lilium by Ginkaishoku reviews
The red lilies represent love everlasting, he had said. Well, what do the white ones mean? She asked. Oh, they represent... Hidan gives new meaning to the term "Ladykiller" Hidan x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Me and You by Mibae-Buttons reviews
Well, the playroom will never be the same again, thanks to Mello and Near, with Matt's help that is. MxN with sprinkles of MxM and MxNxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Dancing Dirt into the Snow by Keehl-River
A punishment to some, to some a gift, and to many a favor ...And so she danced. Danced away her pain. Her sorrow. Her life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Eye Contact by Mibae reviews
They could never touch, only look and stare. NaruIno ficlet
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Carousel, Carousel by Sniper Hawkeye reviews
One thousand years ago, a war raged and the gods scorched the earth of life. The survivors built the City a place ruled by six Houses who trace themselves back to the Builders. However, ours is a story of a common girl. SasuSaku. Will be edited further.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Missing You by DietJutsu reviews
Not all Mother's Days are happy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Upon Waking by Hidden Ink reviews
It would appear that when Severus and Harry are drunk they do not despise each other nearly as much... HarrySev
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Red White Blue by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed. Shonen ai GaaNejiSasu 4shot. 3 boys, each with their own representation of colour. So many things not in common, yet they found each other.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Sky by Gatty reviews
Out of the mouths of babes comes the sweetest poison.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Konoha Nights by Kane Shi Megami reviews
AU. Gaara was an assassin from Sunagakure who was sent to murder Sakura a prostitute, who is being sought after by both Orochimaru and Akatsuki. Lies, sex, and betrayal are all part of Konoha Nights.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,301 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
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Sin
Kill her. Kill the beast, the witch in her heart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
This is Just to Say
Poetry recreation of "This is Just to Say" by W. C. Williams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Her Words
This is a collection of stories and poems and seemingly insignificant little whatnot's that were written for me by the most beautiful creature in the world. And, yes, that is her in the cover image.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 878 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Tenten, Temari
Fishing for Lost Cigarettes reviews
"Write of me," she says, "right here."- planting sun-stricken kisses along the hollow of my burning throat. "I want to be where your heart sleeps."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
One Month in Troy reviews
A poem I wrote for my Girl.. :3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
LEO
She is awkward, but she is proud; broken, but she remains a Leo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Ino Y. - Complete
A Perfect Beginning reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura, and I am not your average girl. You don't want to get to know me. Trust me, I wouldn't either. But if you think you can handle it, go ahead. Just don't blame me for the nightmares.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
Losing Perspective reviews
Thinking back, I wonder if he even loved me at all... Perhaps I was beginning to doubt because I was different, too different; then again, maybe it was he who wasn't different enough, but who knows. The desperation is still there, in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara
Remembrance and a God reviews
Sasuke is dead. Naruto has failed to keep his promise, now he and Sakura sit, contemplating.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Music I Heard reviews
It was just a short little poem with no meaning to the world, but it meant the world to her.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
The Legend of the Lunar Flower reviews
I have committed the ultimate sin. I as a Psychiatrist all but abandoned my patients to fuel an obsession. I fell in love with her; Yamanaka, Ino. The Lunar Flower.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Other Side of the Bullet reviews
If you think being on the receiving end is bad, obviously you've never been on the other side of the bullet. Rated M for violence, rape, future lemons, hetero/yaoi/yuri pairings, language, drug/alcohol usage, etc... Don't like? IDGAF. Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
History of the Hyuuga Clan reviews
Hyuuga Tanaka born an orphan, his mother, he was told, having died giving birth to him. He never had any idea who his father had been. He was told his mother's name had been Hyuuga, but it was not of much importance since she was of peasant stock and had no family. To Tanaka, it was the only tenuous link he had with a mother he never met.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
9:44PM
were-tigers, hunters, hit women... sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Published: 4/3/2012
The Whore reviews
So, Sakura's a whore... really, it's prettty... lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Red Lily
The story told is written solely4 my benefit.Granted the very fact that ur reading this means that I am already dead if not worse& since u r human& r as a species naturally curious,u r undoubtedly not going to leave me alone.No,ur going2 continue reading
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 690 - Published: 3/15/2012
Addiction reviews
You know that one guy that you'd do anything for? Hes the type of person that you'd willingly risk your life for; the kind of person that you'd do kill for without a second thought to it. He's the kind of person that you'd take a bullet for no hesitation.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
By the Water's Edge
I wrote this along with a fiction and nonfiction work, and entered it in a writing contest that my creative writing teacher told us all to do... What do you guy's think?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Rooke Parthum reviews
This is a project that I wrote for a girl in my creative writing class, telling her how I feel, so to speak. Anyways, I asked her to read it, she said, "It's very good", but when I asked her "How would you answer this, she said, "That's not my deal."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
To Love a Tiger reviews
Not yesterday, not yesterday but long ago… In the world before there was the sun and the moon, only the stars existed, a wild untamable tiger stalked the heavens. note the language used for the dialogue is Swahili provided by Google. Sorry 4 da mistakes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sāra
Three Letters
After Sasuke leaves, Sakura has a sort of 'flinf-ish relationship' with Gaara, he wants her to come live with him in suna. she says no. now many years later, she sits, reflecting on her choises.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Dilusional
Ok, my parents sent ME to a shrink, and the guy's having me keep a journal thingy… this is the beginning… im going to make be like its Hinata talking though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,116 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hinata H.
Lucifers' Heart reviews
This is my interpertation of the christian church.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Dead Air reviews
Is that my fate? To forever burn in the sun of rejection? Alone, loveless? Will I never find peace? -He reached up and touched the tattoo on his forehead.- Love…?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
To Smoke
The title says all
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Temari - Complete
To Lose Everything reviews
Sakura recounts the tale of how she lost her parents to a fire when she was six, actually she has a nightmare about it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Asphyxiation reviews
Hinata had choosen to leave Gaara, let's say she didn't have a ending... I hate myself for doing this to them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete