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How India will take over the world:

1. We will slowly acquire every convenience store and non-beef eatery in the world.

2. We will store large sums of surplus money for ourselves.

3. We will lower the prices at all our stores, to defeat all competition, and we will balance deficits with our stored money.

4. When the whole world has been fattened by the cheap shit we force-feed them, they will use the Yellow Pages to phone their local doctors, all of whom will be Indians like us.

5. Using our knowledge of information technology, we will have redirected every operator hotline to some call center in Bangalore.

6. With the telecommunications industry crippled, and people unable to get medication without stiff fees, we will have control of the whole world's resources.

7. At this point, we must be accepted universally as the superior race, and thus given control over the entire world.

When India takes over the world:

1. Pakistan will be obliterated by nuclear bomb attacks.

2. The consumption of meat will be strictly prohibited.

3. Hinduism will be made the official world religion.

4. The worship of cows will be mandated by the will of the great cow-god.

5. All marriages will be arranged by parental preference.

6. The following jobs will be honored: Doctor, Engineer, Call Center Worker, IT worker, small business owner, convenience store worker, prostitute.

7. White people will become slaves, and Indians will be the superior race.