Hey guys! Finally got around to this fucking profile thing. So here goes nothing.

Age:16, almost 17

Sex: Male

Virginity: Fuck you! Savin' that shit till marriage, bitches.

Popularity: Less than average

Fun Facts! Yay!

- I have mild Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

- I've never had a real relationship, nor a first kiss.

- Surprisingly, I am NOT a nerd.

- My favorite show is Adventure Time.

That's pretty much it. I'm not that interesting.

TV- Adventure Time, Regular Show

Games- Halo, Fallout (can't wait till the fourth one), Skyrim, and WAW BO and BO2 Zombies (fuck yeah)

Music- Anything except rap or country (yes I like metal, dubstep, etc. I even like old timey music, hence the Fallout)

I think that's it.

And I don't want to get smothered tonight so fuck you, I'm doing this.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded