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Hi! I'm (insert real name that yall are never gonna find out here) :D and I'm (insert a number between 1 and 100 here) years old. Soccer is my more than just my sport, its my passion; when ever im sprinting down the field to catch an opponent i feel like i can do anything (Aka. the BEST feeling ever! :D) and nothing beats the sound of a soccer ball being kicked into the goal :3 ...sorry, i kinda got a little sidetracked didn't I? xD oh well, it happens a lot. Im a realist (and occasionally a pessimist), so im basically saying that its just a glass of water that needs to be refilled. I see the world as' it is, i don't fluff it up; and im happy to be that way :D oh, and i can never decide on a pen name for this website so its gonna change a lot :3

Things i love: Chocolate, reading, My Chemical Romance (best band ever! :D), ribs (my favorite food), root beer, animals, chocolate, fanfiction (duh), my friends, soccer, marching band (yeah, i admit it, imma band geek xD), dark blue, chocolate, bothering people in elevators :D, acting crazy in public, animal hats, socks, my cow pants :3, Gerard Way, and did i mention chocolate?

Things i hate: Stupid people are my biggest pet peeve (no offense), sluts, high places and falling (but for some strange reason i really wanna go skydiving), when people treat me like im a stupid child :/ , when people repeat things over and over to me even though i heard them the first time, sea food, dolts, being left out of the loop, people who think they know everything about me (some of my best friends dont even know my inner feelings so why would you?!), soccer players who make obvious penalties but dont get called, the refs that dont call the obvious penalties, okra, people with no common sense, cabbage, cottage cheese, people who cant shut up during class (again, no offense), my neighbor who was creeping on me out her window while i was having a funeral for my pickles (dont ask), i could go on forever with this list but for yall's sake, i wont xD

Wanna ask me questions? go ahead, message me, i dont bite... hard :) Wanna know why i have so many problems with people? i just do xD

I LOOOOVVVEEEE to read and here are some of my favorite series/books: The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Gone, Virals, Gregor the overlander, Unwind, The skinjacker trilogy, Alex Rider, Warriors, A Horse of her own, The last child, Tigers Curse, Phantom Stallion, FlyGirl, (more when i can remember)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, ChooseYourVenom

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, DarkAngel2011, Andre Lord of Fail10, katanakid14, Alessa-Daughter of Athena, ChooseYourVenom

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (all the time! :D)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. (haha...ha..)

If you're friends think you're an idiot for going to this site on a daily basis, but you don't care cause this site rocks, copy and paste this to your profile (Ariel!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

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If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

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School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Playing With The Enemy by PurpleUnicornK reviews
Max Has to deal with the fact that her worst enemy is in her life 24/7. She can't stand the fact that he is her best friends brother, He's in almost all her classes, her lover in the play, and he's her math tutor. Will she give up or go with the flow? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,782 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Max, Fang
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Summer Woes by GoodGirlGoneFANG reviews
After getting fired, Max takes a job at a summer camp to make ends meets. But when her co-counselor for the summer is an impassive, know-it-all dirtbag, Max is sure her summer is screwed...or is it? AH/AU Fax & Eggy. Review :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Max, Fang
A Different Kind of Princess by StardustAndShadowWings reviews
Max is a princess with an attitude, Fang is the captian of her guard as she is forced to go to another kingdom. What will happen when they discover a plot to assassinate the King?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Kick It In The Sticks by SoonerMagic reviews
Max Ride is a young city girl who's never spent a full day in the country, and she would like to keep it that way. But her boyfriend, Dylan, has a cousin down south and the guy's having a full-blown party out in the sticks. And he can't wait to show Max that country boys do it better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,142 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Feathery Heart by Silvermusic384 reviews
Max is eighteen and is currently living with her boyfriend, Sam. What happens when Max's friend Nudge invites her brother to move in while Max is staying with Nudge? Warning: FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete