Hi I'm Rhi Rhi formerly known as DamienGurl666 ... I'm the writer behind The South Park Chronicles series ( it took off in 2012) I write South Park Stories that is based on The Show's Dark humor and mocking at everything that walks on this Given planet. With many old and new school characters we loves or hates have a part in this series, but it focus more on the adult characters more on living in South Park than our four favorite little bastards which I loves them but I giving the town's adults the limelight instead . Please your reviews nice not trollish I know my first 10 stories kinda sucks, which I took two years off from writing, but it gotten a lot better as I'm wrote more stuff as time passes! Think my grammar sucks, don't read it that I'm not twisting your arm to read at all.

The South Park Commandments: Please do not hate me for this, for I enjoy jokes and bitchiness.

1. Thou shalt watch the television program South Park prior to writing fanfictions about the Blessed Program. 2. Thou shalt have a sense of goddamn humor, for Christ's sake. 3. Thou shalt respect the sanctity of childhood innocence and avoid gut-wrenching dramas about the angst of homosexual emo versions of the amusing and youthful characters from an animated satirical black comedy program. 4. Slash not the characters without just cause, lest the characters change form and become unrecognizable. 5. Thou shalt not insert thyself into thine stories under the guise of an original character. 6. Thou shalt not make use of the words yaoi, yuri, seme, uke, kawaii, or bishi within this fandom, for such words have appropriate English counterparts. 7. Thou shalt not make the Blessed Characters into objects of sexual desire, for pedophilia is totally not cool. 8. Calm thine tits in regards to Mysterion. 9. Thou shalt not take the Holy Creations of Parker and Stone too seriously. 10. Should thee be unable to adhere to these tenets, thou shalt take thy ass to a fandom for a more appropriate television program, movie, book, or comic series. Get thee to an anime fandom! From Threadbare SP

Dislikes:

Everyone who finds stuff offensive, which you have the choice to scroll past the stories that they don't like and don't read it at all.

Flaming and spamming trolls who really needs a brand new hobby and get a life too.

Slash I'm not a big fan of those type of fics, which I'm will not write them and in no offense to the slash fans it's more power to you for enjoying them but it is not my thing, unless it's Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al, Garrison and Slave and Jimbo and Ned.

Also I'm strongly dislike for someone who steal and copy someone's work( who'd work so hard to get it published) to make your own because you lack of creativity or f*king lazy if you steals my material that karma will bite you in the ass when you're not looking. It is okay with real Trey and Matt along with the official SP crew that will be an honor.

South Park Pairings that I like: Mayor McDaniels/ Officer BarBrady, Garrison/ slave, Jimbo/Ned, Big Gay Al/ Mr. Slave, Sharon and Randy, Liane Cartman/Everyone, Gerald and Sheila Broflovski and Stan and Wendy.

For my South Park sideblog for my fan art and South Park blogging

99% of American teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're the 1% who would be watching the whole thing wearing 3D glasses and eating popcorn while screaming "DO A BACK FLIP, YOU PUSSY!"