Hello, I'm Shark. To my left, you will see Brill, my paranoid wannabe gun freak brother. If it were up to him, our house would be a fortress. Fortunatly, he can't have anything but sharpen sticks and chemicals from under the sink. Never rope. Now, this a bio so I have to talk me. I have an endless amount of quotes stored in my head. Eh, at least close to it. My favorite bands are Sum41, Good Charlotte, and some random junk. Now, for your reading... enjoyment? Eh, close 'nough. QUOTES AND ONE-LINERS!!
'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.'
'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.'
'The more people I meet the more I like my cats.'
'I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.'
'Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more, what Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4 (Sulferic Acid).
'Nine out of ten docters will agree that one out of ten docters is an idiot.'
'If Elvis were alive right now, he'd be scratching at the inside of his coffin.'
'It works better if you plug it in.'
'Of course I'm out of my mind, Its dark and scarey in there!'
K, I just started this profile it seems, but thats it. Don't worry. Just wait for my first fic.