Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.

The wards around Privet Drive fall and Harry is taken. He is rescued and returns to Hogwarts a different man. It's time Harry shed his mask and became who he was always meant to be - a Slytherin. One that just might be able to win the war. Harry ends up finding the Founders Portrait what awaits to be learned? SLASHSS/HP MPREG Manipulative perverted Dumbledore YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Kagome has a problem, a very big problem. Inuyasha would kill her if he knew, hell, Sesshomaru would help. Really what could she say to them? 'Your fathers ghost is stalking me, trying to make me save Sesshomaru's life'...that's not going to go over well

After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.

Naruto goes to party and gets drunk, the next morning wakes up beside the boy he hated most, or so he thought, now he has more of a problem then just trying to get his homework in on time. Highschool, Mpreg, Sasunaru.

Life changes after Harley Potter leaves England for Forks Washington with her best friends. They start a new life and try to forget the past. After an encounter with Edward Cullen, she begins a search for answers and finds something unexpected, love. (There is an editing in progress for this story.)

Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru

DomSev/SubHarry. Harry's been missing since he was 9 years old the wizarding world have been looking him for seven years to no avail. He's Seventeen when they find him, but they were in for a shock if they thought he'd do what they wanted. Turns out Harry has known Severus for years, he's a metamorphamagus. Dumbledore's manipulations are found out, the world is in for a shock.

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

What would happen if Usagi was not the Moon Princess?

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru

"Team Seven, your mission is to capture a group of mercenaries hidden in a civilian village. Sasuke and Naruto, you're married. Naruto, you're pregnant. And Sakura, you're her personal doctor," … "WHAT?". SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read!

Hiruma wakes up to something unusual. Rating may go up in later chapters. Hiruma/Sena

It's been 2 years since Naru and Lin left for Gene's funeral. And a year and a half since Mai went missing, nothing but a note saying not to worry about her. Naru and Lin are back and have reopened the office and re assembled the team. The have a new case that confuses the team. Its for a woman in her 20's that doesn't speak and wears a strange mask.

Usagi's not good at being Sailor Moon, but she's trying her hardest. Her friends are getting tired of her lack of fighting ability and klutzy moments, but they will soon learn that you can't judge a book by its cover. My version of the 1st season/ Dark Kingdom arc.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.

Another Lucius veela story but I hope this is different. Harry discovers in an unusual way that Lucius is a veela and he is his mate. He has to decide what type of relationship he wants with Lucius while coping with his own veela protective urges.

Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED

After repeatedly getting into trouble, Naruto's parents decided it would be best to send him to stay with his godfather for the summer. SasuNaru, AU.

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Drabble set featuring the start, the end, the ups and the downs of Youichi Hiruma's attempts and success of courting - re: blackmailing - Primrose Dorea Potter into being his girlfriend.

Harry wakes up in the custody of the Department of Mysteries, Office of Time Travel. Marauders' Era. Slash M/M .

She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.

Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash

With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Harry is receiving love letters from a hawk messenger and now he's falling for some one he does not know.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

Ren found a baby on the hood of his car after he went to a convenience store... He took it home and Kyoko was sent by Yashiro to cook for Ren... You get the picture... Read if you want to find out more...

Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

After the final battle, Naruto is send back in time. He is once again a genin. but he's not the only one who travelled back... Will he be able to change things for the better? Kakanaru, Naruto with bloodline merboy! ON HOLD, considering rewrite

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

Naruto has had the ability since he was a little child. He can see things that are to come. But when a simple handshake throws into a world of violence who will protect him? Yaoi. SasuNaru. Violence, gore, sexual themes, slight NONCON. Please R&R!

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

An attempted Kidnapping as turned Naruto into a 5 year-old child with no memory of his friends, team or his shinobi life. Sasuke wants his Dobe back but can he win the trust of the chibi so he can win the love of his Dobe? M/M

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Barely two days after returning from the Future, a stranger appears on Tsuna's doorstep looking for Reborn. Wait, what? The Sun Acrobaleno is a father! Tsuna/Harry, Gokudera/Hermione. Yes I updated. Try not to shit yourselves.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

When Umbridge and her educational decrees all but ban romance at Hogwarts, the lovers in the school come up with a secretive solution. WARNING: Slash M/M!

While at Scandles with Dave trying to get over Blaine cheating on him, Kurt meets a man that fits tall, dark and handsome to a T. And he seems to be interested in Kurt. Is this just a one off or could it be more?

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

Reuniting? Dividing? The wizarding world is a Chaotic place. The war is over...or is it? Bit of a AU, featuring a Darkish Fem!HP/SS. Warning- bit of violence, bashing, a touch of smut, and character death. Rated M, just in case. COMPLETE

The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she'll just have to deal with it, after all, she's a future hokage.

John's on the verge of dying from a broken heart when a fainting spell and a trip to the A&E give him a reason to live again. Of course it's just when he's accepted the new hand fate has dealt him when Sherlock returns and upsets the apple cart once more...He deserved the broken nose.

Harry and Hayden are twins. Hayden is presumed to be the BWL while Harry is forgotten. Harry lives with the Dursleys, Hayden lives with his parents. Separated for 6 years, the Potter twins reunite at Hogwarts...

Kyoko gets some new offers, including one she cannot refuse. She wants to learn more about her friends through this acting journey, and surprisingly learns more about herself as well. RenXKyoko primarily. A bit of everyone else and other pairings too.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?

Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.

Kagome has made the critical decision to leave the group after stumbling over Kikyou and Inuyasha one to many times. Now growing stronger in the feudal era and making it on her own with a fox kit and lessons learned on the way, life just got interesting.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

When Alexanda Potter arrived at Hogwarts noone expected her to be such a snake but for Severus Snape it pulled him in like a moth to light. Dumbledore really should have known better than to create more enemies. Female Harry

There has to be an Origin to everything, even magic. To bad Harry had to find that out the hard way, and with a certain blonde Slytherin in tow... MPreg, Creature fic DMHP, Sirius is alive cause I wuv him

Tired of dealing with the fickle wizarding world, Harry and his godfather flee from Britain at the end of 5th year. They go to Japan and start a new life - which just so happens to involve the host club. Oh dear. SLASH HP/KO SB/RF other pairings

Sasuke, a college student, falls for an 18yo drop out with an 18 month old. Between unrequited desires, vengeful older brothers and an absentee father who suddenly returns for what he once gave up, will Sasuke and Naruto's love last? Non-con, Mpreg, AU.

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

It's Ino and Sakura's wedding and Naruto doesn't have a date, until Kiba gets an idea...sexy prostitut- i mean escorts! this is what happens when you listen to kiba- SasuNaru, NejiKiba,

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Thanks to the advice of Severus Snape, Dumbledore decides to ReSort the Seventh Year students. This time the hat will not take 'No' for an answer. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY

After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!

AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.

AU Pickpocketing and stealing are the only things Naruto knows to survive in the busy streets of Konoha. But what happens when she stole a wallet from the wrong guy, namely Uchiha Sasuke! What does fate have in stored for these two? SasuFemNaru

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Three children suddenly appear at Konoha's door. It doesn't help that two have sharingans and the cutest one possessing some of the Kyuubi's chakra? Where did they come from? Or should we ask, when? SasuNaru ofcourse!

It started with one day where he couldn't watch his son, and so left him in the protection of the Academy's chunnin. Suddenly his five-year old wants to go to the playground there everyday. SasuNaru, fluff, Over-protective Yondy {Discontinued}

Naruto and Sasuke have never been friends...well...actually, they probably consider each other rivals, but when Sasuke asks Naruto for a favor things get complicated...AU high school fic...SasuNaru!

Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru

According to Naruto, knowing the cheerleaders' worst dating secrets, the secluded talk from the teacher's longue, or the fact that your best friend has been jerking off to your face for years, is completely unnecessary. SasuNaru

Aghast at the effects of war, Harry passes out from exhaustion only to find himself awoken in a place he knows no longer stands, with people he knows no longer live and a destiny he thought he no longer had. hpss, slash time travel more warnings inside...

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.

Uzumaki Naruto! I hear by sentance you to one year in this form!" You would of thought that I, Uzumaki Naruto, would of been smart enough to not of done the sexy jutsu in front of Obaa-chan Tsunade...Apparently not. Why is it always me? Yaoi Sasu/Naru

Sasuke is sad when he has to leave his cat at the vet's. Good thing Naruto is there to distract him. Yaoi, Sasunaru, costumedressing, please read and review! Oh and the weird title will get clear when you read the story!

Some people really need to learn how to lock their phones. Especially when they are about to engage in naughty activities with their secret lover. AU. Yaoi. Sasunaru. Rated M for language and lemon.

Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."

Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!

Naruto has his sights set on ANBU Captain Sasuke. Sadly, the distinguished Uchiha isn't impressed with someone who acts so young and immature. But Naruto always has a few tricks up his sleeve. Sasuke/Naruto

Set in the same AU as "Piercings". Sasuke screws his favourite firefighter. PWP, yaoi, SasuNaru, you know the drill.

Naruto Uzumaki, an aspiring model, is disheartened when his first modeling job turns out to be no more than acting as some famous bastard's lackey. This is not what he signed up for! But is there more to Sasuke Uchiha than meets the eye? AU SasuNaru!

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

For her, she'd be willing to do anything... even give up her femininity. She'd be willing to be a guy... no matter what. All for her... Too bad Sasuke won't leave her be. SasufemNaru.

Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Tired of the pain, rejection and sadness piled upon him by the people of Konoha, Naruto strives to prove that he will become Hokage through rather unorthodox methods. The intricate arts of stealth and strategic knowledge. Pairing unknown for now.

naruto had a secret and a crush. what happens when his crush is around and finds out his secret accidentally? find out inside. KakaNaru. Yaoi lemon 2x enjoy

32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

What would you do if some random but good-looking blonde suddenly kisses you in the middle of a shooting? Of course, stalk and make them fall in love with you, says the famous Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru, some KakaIru, ShikaTema :A.U:

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Naruto wants to know what's so special about Sasuke and transforms into him. Soon he gets too interested in Sasuke's body and Sasuke catches him in the act. He decides to show Naruto what he exactly can do with his body ... Yaoi, Sasunaru

Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

A chance he's been waiting for finally arrives, and along with it, a second chance at something he's always wanted... AU, hints at SasuNaru

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash

16 year old Naruto is an orphan and has no recollection of his past before age 11. The thing is, Naruto's okay with it. But when dealing with murders, high school, and one famous Uchiha, it's hard to keep dark memories from resurfacing. AU, SasuNaru.

Sasuke didn't hate his life. He wasn't happy with it either. But everything changed when his upstairs neighbor started hiding sex toys under his bed. Sasunaru

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.

The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.

After 10 years of peace, fate once again brings Darien Shields into the life of a very annoyed Serena Tsukino. But Serena is no longer the impressionable and naive girl she once was and most importantly- this time she's the one in charge... or is she?

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

ON HOLD/Being rewritten

Harry's twin bother is declared the boy who lived. James and Lily decide to send Harry to Italy. How will this effect Harry's life? Warnings: Slash and Language. Possible MPEG later.

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Naruto finds an old portrait in the attic. It seems to hold secrets he wants to solve while struggling to keep his relationship with Sasuke alive. But things begin to happen that make him question his sanity. Sasunaru ?naru

“Be careful what you wish for.” SasuNaru, AU

Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.

In a near-death situation, Naru Uzumaki unlocks her bloodline. How will this affect her life? She’s not completely sane either. FemNaru, FemShino. Story is better. Code Geass Crossover.

How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV

Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!

sequel 2 Young Encounters.Its been 4 years since their first sexual encounter and the boys are 12. Their parents still have not found out their sons dirty secrets and they plan to keep it that way,right now its time for a little fun while...SasuNaru,lemon

Sasuke and Naruto are 8 and they run off to their secret hideout to get away from Naruto’s dad’s cooking. Sasuke has brought along a naughty DVD he found in Itachi’s room and the boys decide to watch it. Things get a little heated...Yaoi, SasuNaru, lemon.

Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.

2Narutos & 2Sasukes. Naruto ends up somewhere he doesn't belong.How do these people know him? And what does Sasuke mean Fiance! The other, has to deal with a very not so horny Sasuke, how will his libido cope? Better SUMM.INSIDE SasuNaru&SasuNaru PLZ READ

When the Battle in the Valley of the End goes wrong and Naruto winds up dying. Kyuubi, desperate to leave a legacy, sends him back in time, despite complications. Demon Female Naruto, Good female Kyuubi. Time travel.

Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.

When Harry Potter accidentally upsets a temperamental fish in Diagon Alley’s new Arcane Animalia, he is cursed with a very… fishy condition. R&R SLASH EVERYTHING IS NEW, completely redone, please read!

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!

Sarutobi is at his wits end with team seven. Each one of the members are doing their level best to avoid their own duties and destinies and he's tired of it. Come see him solve his problems.Light-hearted for me. Female Naruto/Kakashi

Complete. Slash Harry/Chris. Harry tries to make a normal life in San Francisco after escaping from Azkaban after being framed for murder except he can't escape magic, no matter what form it is in. Great involvement in the Charmed Ones' family.

Sasunaru. Naruto always thought Sasuke hated him, but never stopped betting Temari and he never stopped liking Sasuke. And,who doesn't like dancing in a skirt/playfully keeping secrets/getting caught in the middle of it by the peeps that got you together?

There is Serena and there is Serenity? Who are Serena's real friends? Whom will the scouts choose and whom will Darien choose? The princess has been found so how does Sailor Moon fit into all of this and what will become of Serena? Please Read and Review!

A potions accident leaves Harry in a dangerous position pretending to be someone he isn't & Severus is caught in visions he can't control on his way to summer with the Dursley's. SSHP & HGDM - EDITTED & UPDATED

When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru

Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.

All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned

Naruto has held onto something he was supposed to have lost during his academy days. Kakashi is assigned by Tsunade to get rid of it. But when Naruto is involved nothing is ever simple. Especially not when Kyuubi decides to get involved too.

It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.

Naruto had moved into a new foster home. What will happen? Will she find a place to call home, or will everything fall apart around her. FEM NARU. Read and Review. SasuNaru Rated M for later chapters AU COMPLETE!

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!

How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.

Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru

The class is assigned to type a résumé. What job will Sasuke be interested in? Warnings: SasuNaru, AU, ooc, etc...

When Sound Four attacked Team Seven in order to take Sasuke, Sakura performs a jutsu that they conveniently just learned and are transported to the future. Now Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are stuck with their future selves, much to their dismay. SasuNaru

Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.

Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!

Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru

Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU

Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!

Kakashi's got some pent-up energy; NARUTO TO THE RESCUE! PWP, kakanaru, LEMON, pure unadulterated pornz, YAOI

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Naruto was a man with a plan Naruto/Sasuke

Naruto starts college and meets the embodiment of his wet dreams. Join in his attempts of seducing his sensei…smutty KakaNaru Penthouse letter…

Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru

Uzumaki Naruto. Who is he? Thief extraordinaire? Leaf shinobi? Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? He is all of the above, but above all, an enigma.

Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

When he took them home, Iruka really had no idea how much trouble they would be. At least, they always have eachother. Kittens and fluff. Kitty Sasunaru, Kakairu. Yaoi.

Crack fic! NaruSasu Uke!Sasuke. Yaoi! Lemony goodness! Hmm, Sasuke gets REALLY drunk and calls Naru for a little chat. How can things turn out? Just read it! Now with 'Morning After After' Chapter 3! - I know, it took forever. But please r 'n' r!

Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.

AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'

She's a klutz. We know that. She works so hard to hide her true self... what happens when the past is no longer escapable and she has to save all her ignorant friends? Suddenly very alone, she's only relying on herself now. And death is comming!

Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

COMPLETED. SasuNaru. Perhaps Naruto should learn that angering the Hokage too much was a bad thing, but he never expected to learn his lesson by wearing a dress around Konoha. Naruto!Dress

Naruto's a prankster who gets expelled from his school. He's given one chance to reform at a new school, but that comes packaged with an instrument, an orchestra, and a dark eyed boy who hates his guts. Read it. Review it. :3 *ON HIATUS D:*

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru

/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/

Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.

Couldn't think of a better title. Read A/N before reading. Alternate story for OMG, Kakashi sensei is hot! Completely different plotline. Kaka/Naru/Sasu. Sakura-bashing.

Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

What if Naruto was born a girl?

Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

At first glance Naruto's plan was perfect...come on ...who would be looking for a runaway bride in army barracks? Well if her superior being an asshole wasn't enough...there seems to be war coming...In other words...goddie..SasuNAru? at the end?Still open

After seven years together Harry finally wants more from his relationship with Draco Malfoy.Unfortunately Draco isn't ready to give it and when it turns out it's too late, turns on him.Sev is there for him but it's not that easy to leave a Malfoy.

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

What if Naruto was a girl? Well 'she' is now and she's going to highschool in recent times. Between cocky bastards, mind boggling mysteries, and jealous girls, can Naru survive? Pairings Narusasu. With comedy, fighting and all that jazz.

The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash

As far as Harry Potter is concerned, Draco Malfoy is and always has been nothing but trouble. And if he's being nice, he's up to something...isn't he? Draco/Harry.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.

Post Robin 125. Tim has reclaimed Robin. When an old enemy discovers their identities, the Teen Titans attempt to protect those they hold dear. But can Tim lead his friends against a demon while clashing with his estranged father?

Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT

[AU, SasuNaru] Sasuke is totally, utterly clueless when it comes to animals, love, and most other things. Complete.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll

During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!

Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

[TwoShot NaruSasuNaru] When a trip to Niagara Falls goes terribly wrong, strangers meet and sexualities... like Sasuke's... are questioned.

Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru

Seventh Year a program called 'Quill Pal' starts in the hopes of students becoming friends with and dating outside of their own House. Voldemort is already defeated, won't go there. HPDM, Drarry, SLASH. If you like quick hookups, this isn't for you.

[OneShot SasuNaru] A Companion Fic to Naruto's Secret... simply because Sasuke's point of view is hotter and definitely more coherent... or that's what Uchiha thinks anyway.

[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]

DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed (revised)

A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic

[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.

Naruto has a very interesting way of eating popsicle. Sexual Innuedoes. SasuNaru. KakaNaru. Yaoi

Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.

Because of a mismade potion, Harry is now defenselss, and Snape is ordered to take care of him. Chapter 17 Now Up! Harry goes to Hogsmeade! But why did Draco want to take him?

Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE

Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Narusasu mm yaoi. As time wears on, the story of Naruto is retold. Full of angst, suicidal tendencies, and split personalities and pain hidden deep inside. Its only a matter of time until it breaks from it's cage and surfaces to finish what it started...

UNDER GOING SERIOUS REVISION. HAD TO TAKE A LONG BREAK, BUT AM BACK AND SO EXCITED TO MAKE THIS STORY EVEN BETTER! Will let you know when it's all done, am looking for GOOD beta to help out!

[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?

Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.

Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE

[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under

Naruto nearly broke the seal in the Haku arc. However, he was stopped by taking a mere glance of Haku's face...... What if the seal had broken? [NEW Chp. 12 up!]

[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.

Serena has been fighting alone, refusing to allow the other Scouts to be reawaken after their fight with Beryl. Now she has finally given in and is bringing them back, that is, if she can find them.

Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE

A horny Naruto can produce strange things. SasuNaru

Naruto gets trapped in his Sexy no Jutsu form! But is there something more sinister going on? Contains yaoi and spoilers for all of Naruto. Note the categories selected.

A one-shot on a moment between Sasuke and Naruto, where some secrets are revealed and much banter is exchanged. SasuNaru. WAFF.