Humorous short letters to Bleach fanfiction authors: what the characters would say in response to common fanfic clichés. Canon universe, mostly. No non-canon pairings. Drabble series. Plus, how to improve your writing in ten easy lessons from the Shinigami Women's and Men's Associations.

AU: Luffy the mage was hired to save them, but when he destroyed her village during the battle, Nami refused to pay him. Guild policies are harsh, and now she's forced to work to pay off her debt. However, will it come back around on him? LuNa ! COMPLETE

"Ohhh..." The girl looked closely at Ace's face, his dark eyes widening as she suddenly got closer. "Freckles... I wish I had some of those," she quietly said with admiration. AcexOC. -Hiatus- but ends at the end of an arc, at least.

We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.

Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE