anti-fangirl and her assistant
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About us:

We are two friends that decided to spice up fanfiction.net!

We write to overcome our bordom and that of our readers and for our own enjoyment.

In our spare time we like to watch anime and read manga togather as well as write.

I (Anti-fangirl's assistant) reads in her spare time and writes for another account on this site. (can you guess who I am?)

I also love reading fanfiction!

-antifangirl's assistant :)


About our writing

We write for our own enjoyment.

We don't mean to offend any readers who may be rooting for a certain charactor.

Anti-fangirl and her assistant are neutral. At least, Assistant is team Switzerland for twilight. (in case I'm wrong I'm also neutral)

Warning: We will make fun of popular charactors every now and then

We don'twrite anything rated M.

Warning: Read at your own causion. We like to make fun of variouse charactors. (Hello, it's in our name)

Our writing can be random.


A rant from anti-fangirl and her assistant

Anti: HELLLLLLOOOOOOO I'm the anti-fangirl but I go by "Anti"

Assistant: I'm Anti-fangirls assistant! Not her lackie or disciple. I'm also not her babysitter although sometimes it feels like it... I guess you could say I'm the sensible one!

Anti:Oh ho ho ho she has a lot sense but she is my ANTI-ME! T_T

Assistant: Just so ya know, we are two different people. We don't have multiple personality disorder. We are just your average evil friends! We have two different brands of evil! Anti is slightly more evil though.

Anti:Duh... I am more evil but I can eat more then her any day of the week

Assistant: Ok...I don't even understand her at this point, please excuse the ranting! She's awsome but sometimes it's hard to understand her.

Anti: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Assistant: Hay is for horses! You misspelled it if you meant it as hey.

Anti: well to bad if you don't stop i'll turn you in to a horse \ _ /

Assistant: That's cold. You couldn't do that! Even if you could you wouldn't dare! Your lack of reality makes me wonder why I'm the assistant.

Anti: Shut-it or it'll be a frog or a lliveing soot ball, now thats why ahernd I think i'm done with that so... T_T

Assistant: Ain't she a doll? Her threats don't faze me anymore. I may be her assistant but I'm also her equal. So be quiet or I'll turn you into a lump of coal. Cold an most importantly, SILENT!

Anti: now now keep that up and i'll set you up with a date with Sephroth or some otther kind of weirdo, I might even love spell you to Sephorath!

Assistant: I resent that! I'm more than capable of defending myself!

-- Anti: one of my friends told me this thing she saw on TV it was about this kingdom and what happens anyway a broadcast over the raido saying MY BALLS ARE AFTER YOU!! apperntly some scientist's experment with huge bounce balls mainly comeing in there area

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The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by TheEagerScribbler reviews
Re-written!2nd chap is the origial.Have you ever wondered what Voldemort does when he's not plotting world domination?Includes puppies, Disco, Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants, and kareoke! sorry about spelling. I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER.JKR does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Every 28 Days by Surviving Sheika reviews
Bella's suffering from. . .feminine issues. What will Edward do? And the rest of the Cullen family? Read and find out! Rated T to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
Lord Voldemort's Interview by alambil felicis reviews
Voldy's on an interview...LOLE! laugh out loud "evilly". & he gets fanmails with wierd names ex. baldens toopede ...get it? I deleted the original copy coz it had too many mistakes...read it and laugh...PLEASE! he's very ooc...who cares anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
The Daring Escape of Ally Samuals by TheEagerScribbler reviews
Ally Samuals is a girl that doesn't believe in the supernatural. One day is kidnapped by James while walking to her car. Her plan? To annoy the poor vampire to the point of insanity. Disclaimer:I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! Warning: This may be written differently because this is an older fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - James - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete